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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every now and then il have a giggle at the over the top verifications people write when im having a nose because we all do it

..i mean really ..is there any need to write that hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is when you feel bad for the meet being really crap (to me anyway) and they write a amazing verification for you.

If it's their fault it's crap you can give them the bitchiest look you can muster until they realised they should just stop touching you and run!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

... Hides behind super powerful anti verification cape shield

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

You gotta love how every single femme "gives the best blow job ever", i must say i've found that some possessing that particular veri sentence were a little toothy for my liking, it must just be a gratitude thing

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"You gotta love how every single femme "gives the best blow job ever", i must say i've found that some possessing that particular veri sentence were a little toothy for my liking, it must just be a gratitude thing

haha, its true! I've yet to have the best blow job ever comment instead I got told I'm an expert! Pffft, loada tosh

I'm not all that at giving a BJ, but I do ENJOY giving one on occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, its true! I've yet to have the best blow job ever comment instead I got told I'm an expert! Pffft, loada tosh

I'm not all that at giving a BJ, but I do ENJOY giving one on occasions

Ah your not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a little embarrassed at some the stuff said on mine, but that's their words not mine...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Likewise one we won't put up it's a joke. Either too much Prozac or Ritalin we reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are probably just pleased they had such a good time, but some of them sound like they take things too seriously after all its only sex.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

i dunno, couldn't find that in your veri's, killer, amazing and toe curler but no best ever

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've hidden my veris and summary to avoid stalkers annoying people I have met with "if you've shagged him, I'm better". Really?! Some people, eh?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

that can't be true because I do ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some that make me cringe Ill be honest

There are some porn stars on here that is for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cringe at the graphic details in verifications... Something's are better left unsaid lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

Doubt it you're a lady

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

i dunno, couldn't find that in your veri's, killer, amazing and toe curler but no best ever

I've just read them all lol it's on there twice!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !! "

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We cringe at the graphic details in verifications... Something's are better left unsaid lol"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I just have one and all it tells you is that I am a perv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

Lol too funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have one and all it tells you is that I am a perv.

And that's not true !!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

Lol too funny xx"

True .... I stand by ' no mess' at the end

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I just have one and all it tells you is that I am a perv.

And that's not true !!!!?

Okay, its probably true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

Lol too funny xx

True .... I stand by ' no mess' at the end

I hear ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

I have no idea what mine would say !! But I would really like to know !!!!! Or maybe not !!!! Eeek ! Maybe ignorance is bliss !!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Oi - I like my verifications. Don't burst my bubble. I am a gorgeous sexy lady, honest I am!

I have them just for my pleasure at the mo though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine too.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

That's why you should always swallow sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how would people feel if you got "Great experience. Highly Reccomended. Many Thanks'

I mean, wouldn't that deflate some peoples egos? It sounds like your writing feedback for an Ebay purchase?

Is there ever a happy medium? I mean, what about limiting the feedback to say 100 characters and then just having star ratings out of 5 for Blow Job, Sex, Tea & Coffee, Social Skills etc?

Honestly, there is no pleasing some people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, with all the complaining about them, what would be the general consensus (if you could ever reach on on this site) of a good verification?

One that covers all the necessary bases and makes the other person feel just special enough that they would smile and think - 'Thats nice' or somesuch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be nice if they were honest !! How can we improve on what we do if we are never given honest feedback !!

Id feel like it was an ' x factor' type site then

I can imagine mine would say ' she needs to work on her seduction skills as they are completely useless. She also is crap at blow jobs as she doesn't like the mess at the end'

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This sounds like me, im sure you aren't though. I don't finish the bj as I don't want cum in my mouth. Im sure when they wrote my veris they were being polite, because I don't think im good at anything and did get told once that im not adventurous enough. Takes 2 maybe for that or one of you who is to give some encouragement maybe?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"So how would people feel if you got "Great experience. Highly Reccomended. Many Thanks'

I mean, wouldn't that deflate some peoples egos? It sounds like your writing feedback for an Ebay purchase?

Is there ever a happy medium? I mean, what about limiting the feedback to say 100 characters and then just having star ratings out of 5 for Blow Job, Sex, Tea & Coffee, Social Skills etc?

Honestly, there is no pleasing some people!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"So how would people feel if you got "Great experience. Highly Reccomended. Many Thanks'

I mean, wouldn't that deflate some peoples egos? It sounds like your writing feedback for an Ebay purchase?

Is there ever a happy medium? I mean, what about limiting the feedback to say 100 characters and then just having star ratings out of 5 for Blow Job, Sex, Tea & Coffee, Social Skills etc?

Honestly, there is no pleasing some people!!

"ratemyshag.com"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I friggin hate 'Mmmm' all the time

And when they describe what happened between them - how she sucked his 'lush cock', and how he licked her 'wet pussy'!

Oh, and how a guy has a 'huge cock' when his pictures clearly say different!!

Grr!!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We cringe at the graphic details in verifications... Something's are better left unsaid lol"

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

Here here!! Mine too, at the end of the day we can't control what the other person writes and it's our choice to display it!! After all I'm more attracted to a guy if he has steamy veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every now and then il have a giggle at the over the top verifications people write when im having a nose because we all do it

..i mean really ..is there any need to write that hehe

I do the same, there is a well known guy in my area whose verification are hilarious, I have never read such guff, but fair play to him he has plenty to write

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I friggin hate 'Mmmm' all the time

And when they describe what happened between them - how she sucked his 'lush cock', and how he licked her 'wet pussy'!

Oh, and how a guy has a 'huge cock' when his pictures clearly say different!!

Grr!!

Rant over

And breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never really taken much notice of verifications, BUT... had a wink the other day from someone local who's profile seemed about perfect, however they mentioned the need for verifications in it, so we went on to read theirs, and for the first time ever followed up by following verifications...

They were WAY to flowery and over the top each one making up an essay. put us off meeting them, not sure if it was just too good to be true or we were frightened off by the length of verification that would be expected after the meet

needless to say we just deleted the wink.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even read veri's. They all say the same thing anyway.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Every now and then il have a giggle at the over the top verifications people write when im having a nose because we all do it

..i mean really ..is there any need to write that hehe

I do the same, there is a well known guy in my area whose verification are hilarious, I have never read such guff, but fair play to him he has plenty to write

Mmmmmmmm yummy...mmmmmmmm delish....mmmmmmm lusty! Ooooops we haven't met yet

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By *allDarkFoxForYouMan
over a year ago

Winchester/London

I know a woman who's had loads and loads of meets and every single one she states that the guy was " amazing and will become a regular "

She must have daily multi group scenarios with coach loads of " amazing regulars " turning up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!"

Yep! pretty good aren't they? What wouldn't I give to write one for you young man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont take that much notice of what it says rather than the fact they are there. We have some but havnt a clue what they say..... off to go read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the quality of the recommendations depends on the kind of guy/lass you invite. Mine are very personal and some even poetic and reflect the atmosphere very well.

In the end it's not whether you swallow or not and how many notches you can boast on, but how much each really enjoyed it.

Some of my best meets were so wonderful that we agreed to not even write a recommendation, as that felt like degrading the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

One of mine says treat her with respect I was quite happy with it, but looking back, not that I don't want some respect but I think guys have taken it literally when meeting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine...they massage my ego very nicely...thank you very much!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!

Yep! pretty good aren't they? What wouldn't I give to write one for you young man!!!

Well I would insist on all of clichés!

I have written it for you...

'Wow, what can I say! This guy is a very special simian. Girls treat this monkey with respect and you will not be disappointed. His massive cock tastes lush and my fanny loved being banged by it. I couldn't walk properly for a week after. Highly recommended well packaged A++++++ fucker.'

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!

Yep! pretty good aren't they? What wouldn't I give to write one for you young man!!!

Well I would insist on all of clichés!

I have written it for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its so fun when they say on there status, "I had a great time, you know who you are" infact its nobody lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess the quality of the recommendations depends on the kind of guy/lass you invite. Mine are very personal and some even poetic and reflect the atmosphere very well.

In the end it's not whether you swallow or not and how many notches you can boast on, but how much each really enjoyed it.

Some of my best meets were so wonderful that we agreed to not even write a recommendation, as that felt like degrading the experience."

Is that why you don't have any

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!

Yep! pretty good aren't they? What wouldn't I give to write one for you young man!!!

Well I would insist on all of clichés!

I have written it for you...

This is now a legally binding contract.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"If I fucking well see...

'Well what can I say, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady treat her with respect blah fucking blah'

One more fucking time I will punch the internet right in the face!!! Gah!

Oh Gawd! Am gonna have to hide mine now....A Monkey's fist is not something I'd want to feel or see hitting anything!

Bwahahahhahaahhaa just read your veris. You have all the classics there Bambi lol

Wow what can I say!

Yep! pretty good aren't they? What wouldn't I give to write one for you young man!!!

Well I would insist on all of clichés!

I have written it for you...

This is now a legally binding contract."
spits on hand done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that why you don't have any

No recommendations or no experience? Wrong on both accounts.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

I receive the best one ever

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

I receive the best one ever

Never had a mouth and hand job from me have you???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

I receive the best one ever

Never had a mouth and hand job from me have you???

Not that I recall lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

I receive the best one ever

Never had a mouth and hand job from me have you???

Not that I recall lol"

So...your claim is moot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Ive read some corkers today

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

No!.I give the best one!.

I receive the best one ever

Never had a mouth and hand job from me have you???

Not that I recall lol

So...your claim is moot!!!

No my claim means I receive the best ones. As in - I am a good receiver, I say thanks and everything. Not - I have received THE best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, its true! I've yet to have the best blow job ever comment instead I got told I'm an expert! Pffft, loada tosh

I'm not all that at giving a BJ, but I do ENJOY giving one on occasions

Did someone say Tosh

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Or not enough detail given. She never mentioned the sensual massage, superb oral, multiple orgasms, chandelier swinging . . . . . lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Or not enough detail given. She never mentioned the sensual massage, superb oral, multiple orgasms, chandelier swinging . . . . . lol

and she never mentioned your tight, yummy, mouth watering butt did she???

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Or not enough detail given. She never mentioned the sensual massage, superb oral, multiple orgasms, chandelier swinging . . . . . lol

and she never mentioned your tight, yummy, mouth watering butt did she???

No, she did not!

. . .lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Or not enough detail given. She never mentioned the sensual massage, superb oral, multiple orgasms, chandelier swinging . . . . . lol

and she never mentioned your tight, yummy, mouth watering butt did she???

No, she did not!

. . .lol"

Some women have no taste or never tasted....honestly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I do give the best blow job ever!!!!

that can't be true because I do ha ha

Sorry Evie. Was going to be a taxi to Evesham, but Corby is closer

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