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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok just got our first douch. i can only presume that they are fairly straight forward? any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warm water, not too hot or too cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me once that you can buy a special solution for it, I just use water peronally, and as mally said make it luke warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me being blonde had 2 google see

wat it was lol an heres wat i read.

'The temperature of the water should be luke warm and tested beforehand to ensure safety'

'Use your anal douche around 30 minutes before anal play for optimum cleanliness but the results can last for a few hours'

but wat do i know i didnt even know wat it was lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure its not too hot or cold or you will know about it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a douche is for wimps, my mrs uses one and personally i cant see what rinsing with plain water is going to do, maybe a bit of domestos might actually do some germ killing but plain water uh uh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and i get on fine with a soapy finger in the shower, sometimes i take longer than other times, i dont know why

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

dont bother

just shove shower head up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fs jim ud need some arse 2 get ya

shower head ya up arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to make sure your 'empty' before you douche,it somewhat defeats the object if you still have 'one up the spout'.

It may seem common sense to regulars but it could be overlooked by the uninitiated.

Also,try a blob of anti bacterial hand wash, or even alcohol free coolmint mouthwash in the water if you wish.

Have fun.

XXXX

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Get a slave to do it for you

punish him if the water's too hot/cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's it just me pulling faces and turning my head slightly at this unwholesome subject? Why am I thinking, "You don't put a bog brush up your car exhaust before you start the engine, so why this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me being blonde had 2 google see

wat it was lol an heres wat i read.

'The temperature of the water should be luke warm and tested beforehand to ensure safety'

'Use your anal douche around 30 minutes before anal play for optimum cleanliness but the results can last for a few hours'

but wat do i know i didnt even know wat it was lol xx

"

I have to admit I Googled it as well !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's it just me pulling faces and turning my head slightly at this unwholesome subject? Why am I thinking, "You don't put a bog brush up your car exhaust before you start the engine, so why this?" "

You don't stick your cock up your car exhaust either do ya?

Perhaps it's better equated to scraping the cheese from under you bell end before getting sucked off??.. it's only fair!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

no dick goes in my arse so it's hardly essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"ok just got our first douch. i can only presume that they are fairly straight forward? any tips?"

Hopefull the thing was supplied with some kind of 'tip', don't try and shove the whole thing up!

Not sure about the suggestion above to put mouth wash in though - the wrong mix and thats going to nip like a bugger, believe me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

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Lol lol lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's it just me pulling faces and turning my head slightly at this unwholesome subject? Why am I thinking, "You don't put a bog brush up your car exhaust before you start the engine, so why this?"

You don't stick your cock up your car exhaust either do ya?

Perhaps it's better equated to scraping the cheese from under you bell end before getting sucked off??.. it's only fair! "

I knew there was a reason I preferred my playmates cut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be possible to use Vim and get the same results???

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am sure I read somewhere once that coffee is used in colonic solutions…. but I think you have to leave out the cream and sugar.

Go to Starbucks and ask which they recommend.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have a question for the guys about anal…

Let us say you’ve just pumped someone’s potty-hole and shot your load into your favour brand of condom. If there has been a Malteser moment and the offending nugget is stuck to your sheath… do you leave it on the outside or try and roll the condom inside out as you remove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats when the curtains or sheets come in handy or get the dog to lick it off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

make sure there is no air in it!!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a question for the guys about anal…

Let us say you’ve just pumped someone’s potty-hole and shot your load into your favour brand of condom. If there has been a Malteser moment and the offending nugget is stuck to your sheath… do you leave it on the outside or try and roll the condom inside out as you remove it?

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A generous supply of baby wipes is an integral part of anal sex.

In my experience, shouting "christ, there's shite all over the end of my cock!" rarely results in further anal play. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a question for the guys about anal…

Let us say you’ve just pumped someone’s potty-hole and shot your load into your favour brand of condom. If there has been a Malteser moment and the offending nugget is stuck to your sheath… do you leave it on the outside or try and roll the condom inside out as you remove it?

A generous supply of baby wipes is an integral part of anal sex.

In my experience, shouting "christ, there's shite all over the end of my cock!" rarely results in further anal play. Ever."

Lol lol lol lol lol I use moist toilet tissue. Also lie on an old towel in case of...well you know

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a question for the guys about anal…

Let us say you’ve just pumped someone’s potty-hole and shot your load into your favour brand of condom. If there has been a Malteser moment and the offending nugget is stuck to your sheath… do you leave it on the outside or try and roll the condom inside out as you remove it?

A generous supply of baby wipes is an integral part of anal sex.

In my experience, shouting "christ, there's shite all over the end of my cock!" rarely results in further anal play. Ever.

Lol lol lol lol lol I use moist toilet tissue. Also lie on an old towel in case of...well you know "

Yes, we do 'know'- but thanks for mentioning it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the green faced 'pukey' icon when you need it ?

I think I'll give it a miss .. thanks all the same for all the in depth info

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey u dont need to read it!!!!

there are a lot worse horror stories out there!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 or Jizer is great for getting shit off my bike so bet it would clear your poo chute too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always used an anal douche before having anal sex, I like anal sex but feel its a must to be clean and hygenic and like my meets to be same if were going to do anal too .I dont see why you should come across finding your cock covered in s*** when doing it if you have cleaned beforehand. I have never had that happen to me in loads of years .I always douche about an hour or so before ,and of course prior, use the loo to make sure your clean. I cant beleive people dont know or dont do it.this as matter of course before having anal in my book ,and certainly i could not live with myself if I was not clean when someone is rimming me and or vice versa.. and yes a touch of warm water ,and gently push it up carefully and go for it. happy anal ex everyone hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and happy premature feacal incontinence xxxx

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over a year ago

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By *hemadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Just stick it in. Shite makes good thick lubrication, and sticks like axle grease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have always used an anal douche before having anal sex, I like anal sex but feel its a must to be clean and hygenic and like my meets to be same if were going to do anal too .I dont see why you should come across finding your cock covered in s*** when doing it if you have cleaned beforehand. I have never had that happen to me in loads of years .I always douche about an hour or so before ,and of course prior, use the loo to make sure your clean. I cant beleive people dont know or dont do it.this as matter of course before having anal in my book ,and certainly i could not live with myself if I was not clean when someone is rimming me and or vice versa.. and yes a touch of warm water ,and gently push it up carefully and go for it. happy anal ex everyone hehe."

Good post spot on,gets it all said.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont bother

just shove shower head up your bum "

i bet ya have to poke the little pebbles that come out, then down the plug hole with ya toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have always used an anal douche before having anal sex, I like anal sex but feel its a must to be clean and hygenic and like my meets to be same if were going to do anal too .I dont see why you should come across finding your cock covered in s*** when doing it if you have cleaned beforehand. I have never had that happen to me in loads of years .I always douche about an hour or so before ,and of course prior, use the loo to make sure your clean. I cant beleive people dont know or dont do it.this as matter of course before having anal in my book ,and certainly i could not live with myself if I was not clean when someone is rimming me and or vice versa.. and yes a touch of warm water ,and gently push it up carefully and go for it. happy anal ex everyone hehe."

Same here.

tho only do anal with ONE guy ...ever.

Someone i can trust and i go thru the same prep as this lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like it if a man has done it or a woman as it is nice thing to find if your playing there. Warm tepid water is the thing and have plenty of time and someone to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dont need anyones help...

Its all part of the hygiene package of getting ready to meet someone tasty.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dont need anyones help...

Its all part of the hygiene package of getting ready to meet someone tasty. "
me neither....got it sussed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quick bit of advice,

the jetwash in the local petrol station, even at its lowest setting still isn't a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest...

its a part of that hygiene regime i wouldnt wanna share....

Not exactly sexy now is it....

unless you into other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"quick bit of advice,

the jetwash in the local petrol station, even at its lowest setting still isn't a good idea

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ermmmmmm.....did ya try it ???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"quick bit of advice,

the jetwash in the local petrol station, even at its lowest setting still isn't a good idea

"
now i have a visual!!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"quick bit of advice,

the jetwash in the local petrol station, even at its lowest setting still isn't a good idea

"

On the contrary, having spoken to a friend of ours who was a nurse in the gyno unit at our Hospital, it would, it seems in some cases, be an excellent idea!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But would they let ya do it on the forecourt ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But would they let ya do it on the forecourt ???? "

permission is the thing that worried you most about that idea ???????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

peaches ya kinky bugger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.....

its right next to morrisons ya know...

people may recognise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

Lol lol lol lol lol "

Made me laugh too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

Lol lol lol lol lol

Made me laugh too! "

I've tried for AGES now ....but I can't work out why it's called a Ronson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

Lol lol lol lol lol

Made me laugh too!

I've tried for AGES now ....but I can't work out why it's called a Ronson"

Ronson lighter ~~~ Shite~er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after years of rimming i have become immune to the nasties up the ronson

Lol lol lol lol lol

Made me laugh too!

I've tried for AGES now ....but I can't work out why it's called a Ronson

Ronson lighter ~~~ Shite~er"

Oh ..... I thought it was Mark Ronson ... Arse Hole ... Thanks for the enlightenment x

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