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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got metal patio chairs that have diamond patterns on. Didnt bother to put cushions on it, now got diamond shapes over my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, apparently they are a girls best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, apparently they are a girls best friend."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, apparently they are a girls best friend."

not on my bum though.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fancy queening me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that Saturday's new look now ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy queening me "

Ohhh a fellow Draughts player!

Huzzah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy queening me "

excuse my stupidity superstalker but what is it before i say yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supprised its not numb too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facesitting, also known as queening, is a sexual practice in which one partner sits on or over the other's face, typically to allow or force oral-genital or oral-anal contact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that Saturday's new look now ?? lol "

hahaha hope the marks have gone by then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Facesitting, also known as queening, is a sexual practice in which one partner sits on or over the other's face, typically to allow or force oral-genital or oral-anal contact."

In that case yep.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fancy queening me

excuse my stupidity superstalker but what is it before i say yes xx

"

Well, I think we would both enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Saturday's new look now ?? lol

hahaha hope the marks have gone by then. "

If not, lets have a game of "The Vortex" using the grid pattern.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLX2weZfkA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds are forever

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Ho ho.

A few years ago I had my head shaved for charity. On the following day I went on a cycling holiday to Cuba- very sunny. The vents in the helmet left just enough space for me to get a really lovely red speckled effect on my bald bonce. - People were saying I reminde them of Darth Maul! (A little harsh that, I thought)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the metal wasn't hot, you'll have been branded

Or would have made an interesting sun tan pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy queening me

excuse my stupidity superstalker but what is it before i say yes xx

Well, I think we would both enjoy it "

think we will too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ho ho.

A few years ago I had my head shaved for charity. On the following day I went on a cycling holiday to Cuba- very sunny. The vents in the helmet left just enough space for me to get a really lovely red speckled effect on my bald bonce. - People were saying I reminde them of Darth Maul! (A little harsh that, I thought)"
so you have a dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ho ho.

A few years ago I had my head shaved for charity. On the following day I went on a cycling holiday to Cuba- very sunny. The vents in the helmet left just enough space for me to get a really lovely red speckled effect on my bald bonce. - People were saying I reminde them of Darth Maul! (A little harsh that, I thought)so you have a dark side"

I was hoping for a picture of his 'Double Ender'!

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry


"Got metal patio chairs that have diamond patterns on. Didnt bother to put cushions on it, now got diamond shapes over my arse. "

Tell hubby that you want a diamond for every pattern shape on your backside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Saturday's new look now ?? lol

hahaha hope the marks have gone by then.

If not, lets have a game of "The Vortex" using the grid pattern.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLX2weZfkA"

God! I loved that programme. Just watched it from start to end.. Marvellous!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fancy queening me

excuse my stupidity superstalker but what is it before i say yes xx

Well, I think we would both enjoy it

think we will too "

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"Got metal patio chairs that have diamond patterns on. Didnt bother to put cushions on it, now got diamond shapes over my arse. "

so you now resemble a race horse with its quarter marks (often diamonds) lol

ready to strut your stuff then i should think.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Facesitting, also known as queening, is a sexual practice in which one partner sits on or over the other's face, typically to allow or force oral-genital or oral-anal contact."

That's not what the man I agreed to meet said! I'll have to question him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got metal patio chairs that have diamond patterns on. Didnt bother to put cushions on it, now got diamond shapes over my arse. "
never know you may just have started a new craze

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think we need to see a photo as I have am image of her being spanked with a giant pingpong bat!!!!

Ps. I've never asked anyone to queen me - I've always just asked her to sit on my face. What an uneducated pleb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now got diamond shapes over my arse. "

Blimey, you bend over in town you could get mugged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet diamond knickers are uncomfy!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Got metal patio chairs that have diamond patterns on. Didnt bother to put cushions on it, now got diamond shapes over my arse. "

Square you said? Are you trying to steal Dave's thunder???

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Fancy queening me

excuse my stupidity superstalker but what is it before i say yes xx

Well, I think we would both enjoy it

think we will too "

Honey you can queen me anytime

With or without diamonds

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