FabSwingers.com forum: If someone told you that you only had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minute

By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

No doubt it would take me 8 minutes to think about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab the cat & max out the car

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'd have 18 wanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex.....twice!

Save the last 3mins for a fag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call my mum and tell her I love her than hug my son for the rest of the time.

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By *abbotMan
over a year ago

newton abbot

Grab the nearest women and try and make her orgasm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would ring everyone I love n say sorry for being a Bitch n tell my son he's my world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab the cat & max out the car

You would take the cat out with you

Poor puddy cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put the clock back so I have longer????!!! or is that not an option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would speak to our children and grandson....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

How long have we got now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion "

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab the cat & max out the car

You would take the cat out with you

Poor puddy cat..."

the cats already used to traveling in the car couldnt leave him behind

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"put the clock back so I have longer????!!! or is that not an option?

Haha Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!

Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"Have sex.....twice!

Save the last 3mins for a fag!"

Well least in touch of your sexuality and btw They are called gays pmsl

I know what u ur on abt But u walked into that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!

Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.

It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.

You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!

Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.

It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.

You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie!"

That's Ruff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water my plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion

Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!

Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.

It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.

You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie!

That's Ruff !"

Could be worse. Could be the live version of Comfortably Numb and you'd croak before it gets to the good bit!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have a large vodka and full fat and a spliff and think shit life was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run to the fridge put in a rustlers burger 1 minute

Put said burger in for 1.5 mins removing the burger half way through to put the cheese in and turn over so the buesnt get soggy

Takes me to 3 mins

For the remaining 6 minutes

Walk to the toilet and eat my burger and have a turd thus dieing like elvis, on the throne!

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"Have a large vodka and full fat and a spliff and think shit life was good

I agree with you on that one but I would definitely leave out the "and full fat" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send 3 emails.

Go to the river.

Site down.

Meditate on my life.

Slip sweetly into that good night....

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Say 'shit,shit,fucking shit' about 300 times.

Failing that, borrow as much as possible from Quik Quid - just time to do bank transfers to friends and family

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Write a couple of letters.

Have a quick shower and die clean.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

"Have a large vodka and full fat and a spliff and think shit life was good

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spot on.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Write a couple of letters.

Have a quick shower and die clean."

Hate to tell you, but sphincter muscles tend to relax after death.....

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Change my underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive thru every speed camera at 100mph

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have a large vodka and full fat and a spliff and think shit life was good

I agree with you on that one but I would definitely leave out the "and full fat" lol

Eh?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Change my underwear"

I take it your sphincter relaxed on hearing the bad news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a large vodka and full fat and a spliff and think shit life was good

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say 'shit,shit,fucking shit' about 300 times.

Failing that, borrow as much as possible from Quik Quid - just time to do bank transfers to friends and family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd walk into my garden and look out over the hills. Very peaceful.

Contacting any relatives or friends would only upset everybody. Rather go gentle in that good night. No raging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive thru every speed camera at 100mph

Bloodyhell how many speed cameras are in your town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive thru every speed camera at 100mph

Bloodyhell how many speed cameras are in your town?"

Will not be just my town -

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sit and wonder how the fuck they could be so precise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel."
A plain one or a chocolate one?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Write a couple of letters.

Have a quick shower and die clean."

Ah, sod the French letters, just join Lickety in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.A plain one or a chocolate one?

A plain one. I'd eat the chocolate ones whilst plucking up the courage.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.A plain one or a chocolate one?

A plain one. I'd eat the chocolate ones whilst plucking up the courage. "
How very rock n roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.A plain one or a chocolate one?

A plain one. I'd eat the chocolate ones whilst plucking up the courage. How very rock n roll.

Yeah baby. I might even threaten her cat with a rolled up newspaper if I still have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to someone I really despise and tell them how I feel. Even start a physical fight with them. Then a few minutes later. I would have does from natural causes as I would have does anyway, but as no one else would have known that. The bloke I despised would be arrested for manslaughter and I could die a happy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That short a timescale I gotta assume there are no consequences, so I'd tell one or two people how much I really unequivocally hate them...

...but right now I can't. ..cos there's well...consequences.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go to someone I really despise and tell them how I feel. Even start a physical fight with them. Then a few minutes later. I would have does from natural causes as I would have does anyway, but as no one else would have known that. The bloke I despised would be arrested for manslaughter and I could die a happy man

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I find that so sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill them or run.

Most likely the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give the person a good hiding so they were unable to kill me 9 minutes later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink two pints of beer, eat a packet of salted peanuts and then hope to hitch a ride with a passing Vogon construction fleet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know why 9 minutes? Why not 10? Is that like £99.99 looks better than £100.00 but in reverse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That explains why you'd only have 9 minutes to live.

In answer to OP, I'd question their sanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive thru every speed camera at 100mph

Sorry, was meant to quote this in my post above!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive thru every speed camera at 100mph

Sorry, was meant to quote this in my post above!!"

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By *erendipity99Woman
over a year ago

Runcorn

Masturbate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancel the milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being British, I believe the correct answer is to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to somebody and then take it to the post office- where you will die in the queue waiting.....not that anyone will notice with all the old dears that are normally there when I need to send a parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink two pints of beer, eat a packet of salted peanuts and then hope to hitch a ride with a passing Vogon construction fleet...."

Don't forget the Babel fish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat lots of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being British, I believe the correct answer is to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to somebody and then take it to the post office- where you will die in the queue waiting.....not that anyone will notice with all the old dears that are normally there when I need to send a parcel"

. Don't forget, in the last few seconds, to apologies profusely, for cluttering up the place.

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If someone told you that you only had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those minutes"

I'd kill the lying bastard meaaenger for attempting to mess with my head. Then go on and fulfil my days in a long & prosperous life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Don't forget, in the last few seconds, to apologies profusely, for cluttering up the place."

N don't forget to moan in the queue about the slowwwwwww service n not enough staff on - oh n the weather (it's too hot/too cold)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get my mum round here, phone daughter and her boyfriend as no time to get them here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it with my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember posing a similar question to someone but giving them a whole 24 hours......they decided they'd like to go and visit Australia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take out a pay day loan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put all our photos with face pics on fabs,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill"

Is 9 mins the average time spent having sex per session?? It's a wild guess but I can't think of any other reason??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take out a pay day loan.

That takes 15 minutes to get a desision

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill

Is 9 mins the average time spent having sex per session?? It's a wild guess but I can't think of any other reason??"

1) Ohhh my bad! Would you have liked me to have said 8 min 47 Seconds? Just for you!...You get 5 min

2) As for the Second comment.. 'Don't tar me with the same brush as you fella! Sorry It's a wild guess that you're just basing that assumption on your own personal best .

lol

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"Take out a pay day loan.

That takes 15 minutes to get a desision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call all my family and close friends and tell them I love them.... might take longer than 9 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 mins ? I would have sex 3 times

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Be with loved ones, if its time to go i'd like to see them one more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank and taste cum for the 1st and last time lol

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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago

North Cheam

"Have a wank and taste cum for the 1st and last time lol "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably be stuck behind some old farts who are taking their beloved car out for its annual trip to sainsburys thinking they have all day when in reality i have nine fecking minutes to live and not one bit of rumpy pumpy close to hand

i am neither bitter or twisted just a realist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"probably be stuck behind some old farts who are taking their beloved car out for its annual trip to sainsburys thinking they have all day when in reality i have nine fecking minutes to live and not one bit of rumpy pumpy close to hand

i am neither bitter or twisted just a realist lol "

Oh! My apologies! Have u been driving behind ME?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago in the days of the Cold War there was a 4 Minute Warning Alarm of nuclear attack in our newsroom, one quiet Sunday morning we talked about what we would do if it ever went off, the 6 of us in the newsroom at the time 3m 3f were all of the opinion that given the short time we would grab the nearest person of the opposite sex & shag, not worrying if it was a false alarm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not believe them & tell them to f**k off.

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