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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should people be made to courtesy spray after going for a dump in a public toilet?

Earlier, whilst sitting conducting my own business it sounded like King Kong went for a shit in the cubicle next door - followed by a god awful stench.

Perhaps a quick squirt of febreze would lessen the assault on my and others nostrils when some behemoth decides to crap in public.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

and yours smells of rose petals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and yours smells of rose petals "

Don't be silly! They smell of tulips

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

didn't smell like that when i ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely hate it when you enter a public toilet, and it sees fit to automatically spray a "freshener" into the room!

Usually so badly positioned that you get a lung full as it descends over you

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I absolutely hate it when you enter a public toilet, and it sees fit to automatically spray a "freshener" into the room!

Usually so badly positioned that you get a lung full as it descends over you "

+1

I always get done by them things

I could never poo in public toilets (even though mine smell of fairy dust and pretty flowers) but I do think there should be a super power extractor fan to suck out the smells some women do! Not surprised they poo in public instead of stinking out their own toilet!

I also think there should be a jet washer aswell for the skid marks in the toilet.

It seems I am a bit obsessed by public toilets

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The sprays are toxic and make me choke.

I try and avoid public toilets unless I absolutely have to use them. There was a thread about that last week.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Should people be made to courtesy spray after going for a dump in a public toilet?

Earlier, whilst sitting conducting my own business it sounded like King Kong went for a shit in the cubicle next door - followed by a god awful stench.

Perhaps a quick squirt of febreze would lessen the assault on my and others nostrils when some behemoth decides to crap in public."

This is a joke post right? It has to be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I absolutely hate it when you enter a public toilet, and it sees fit to automatically spray a "freshener" into the room!

Usually so badly positioned that you get a lung full as it descends over you

+1

I always get done by them things

I could never poo in public toilets (even though mine smell of fairy dust and pretty flowers) but I do think there should be a super power extractor fan to suck out the smells some women do! Not surprised they poo in public instead of stinking out their own toilet!

I also think there should be a jet washer aswell for the skid marks in the toilet.

It seems I am a bit obsessed by public toilets "

Oh god have an image of this super strength extractor fan sucking people out now

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I absolutely hate it when you enter a public toilet, and it sees fit to automatically spray a "freshener" into the room!

Usually so badly positioned that you get a lung full as it descends over you

+1

I always get done by them things

I could never poo in public toilets (even though mine smell of fairy dust and pretty flowers) but I do think there should be a super power extractor fan to suck out the smells some women do! Not surprised they poo in public instead of stinking out their own toilet!

I also think there should be a jet washer aswell for the skid marks in the toilet.

It seems I am a bit obsessed by public toilets

Oh god have an image of this super strength extractor fan sucking people out now "

Serve them right for having smelly shits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking News : Everyones shit stinks.

Be it Pope, Prince or Pauper.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Breaking News : Everyones shit stinks.

Be it Pope, Prince or Pauper.

"

But some are reaaaallly bad!!

Not mine obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit mixed with air freshener is even worse! Its shit flavoured air freshener then and I doubt it'll catch on

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Shit mixed with air freshener is even worse! Its shit flavoured air freshener then and I doubt it'll catch on "

The peach one is one of the worst offenders!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

is this a thread which instead of turning to shit it well err...

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