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Lovers poll .. 20 countries woman asked . x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The poll, carried out by a research site asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

How have you found other from different parts of the world in bed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We never made top lovers in uk ..... Now you men on fab are on a mission we can I am sure get there , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We never made top lovers in uk ..... Now you men on fab are on a mission we can I am sure get there , lol "

I would try, but I cant be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance!

Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.

English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We never made top lovers in uk ..... Now you men on fab are on a mission we can I am sure get there , lol

I would try, but I cant be arsed!

"
well the ars is fab so you have a good start on some , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if the omission of lovers from eastern countries and nationalities was intentional or whether they genuinely fell short of inclusion in both listed categories……

Either way I’d suggest some far eastern nominations would rightly deserve a high position in the great lover section .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance!

Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.

English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times! "
This poll did make me think are men different lovers from others parts of the world , lol must be good bad in all things , lol

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

well i may be biased but i do enjoy a good Scotsman.

Having said that I think i might need to try a Dutchman if that list is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ireland did well 5 th , lol

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock


"Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance!

Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.

English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times! "
not me iam never lazy and full of energy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great, another reason why I wont get a meet this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great, another reason why I wont get a meet this week "
well you will and give it all you got , lol and will be asked back for seconds .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


" Ireland did well 5 th , lol"

I was about to dismiss the poll as a load of codswallop, then I saw that we did ok on it, so yes, it's an excellent poll! Maybe it'll bring the British tourists back here once again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Ireland did well 5 th , lol

I was about to dismiss the poll as a load of codswallop, then I saw that we did ok on it, so yes, it's an excellent poll! Maybe it'll bring the British tourists back here once again! "
yes it should be up there . lol with the black stuff .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on the irish !!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame."
Really never had a man from Spain , lol loved that digging for coal .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great, another reason why I wont get a meet this week well you will and give it all you got , lol and will be asked back for seconds . "

Is that an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame."

Ouchie!

Rather glad I'm not attracted to swarthy types then!

I'll stick with the milk bottle white British guys with a little meat on their bones and with any luck, a nice regional accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ireland did well 5 th , lol"

We can laugh you to orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird "

And you're complaining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird

And you're complaining? "

Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird

And you're complaining?

Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car "
lol did thay really do that to the car .......... ooo this poll sound of had more men like you . lol been a very different story I bet for uk ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird

And you're complaining?

Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car "

Sounds like you're perfect for each other, shagging in cars and white stilettos (that's the correct spelling btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird

And you're complaining?

Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car lol did thay really do that to the car .......... ooo this poll sound of had more men like you . lol been a very different story I bet for uk , "

Too bloody right- all together now.....

"They call me mr bombastic......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(that's the correct spelling btw) "

See this.....

That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I'm half spanish, half brazilian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(that's the correct spelling btw)

See this.....

That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here "

Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(that's the correct spelling btw)

See this.....

That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here

Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards "

An Essex girl with standards? Don't be silly!

*puts tin hat on, ducks and covers while giggling*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The paddies number 5..il take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(that's the correct spelling btw)

See this.....

That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here

Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards

An Essex girl with standards? Don't be silly!

*puts tin hat on, ducks and covers while giggling*"

Clearly she's scrapping the barrel.. I might need to have a word with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I might need to have a word with her "

Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I might need to have a word with her

Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then "

I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I might need to have a word with her

Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then

I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday "

Shoe shopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I might need to have a word with her

Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then

I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday

Shoe shopping? "

Man shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had lovers from India, Pakistan, Jamaican, Irish south, Irish south, French, Italian, Spanish, English & Scottish. They have all been unique and passionate lovers. But for me, it's my current Portuguese partner, that really feel at one with. Maybe i just bring out the best in others! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go to Holland!

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

Only one of you lovely ladies has ever had me on this post lol and she keeps coming back for more so I must be the only English man doing it right lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Eskimos are good. I once snowballed one. When it comes to sex they are very inuit.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Eskimos are good. I once snowballed one. When it comes to sex they are very inuit."

What is the smallest club in the world?

The Eskimo association of naturists. boom boom

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Eskimos are good. I once snowballed one. When it comes to sex they are very inuit.

What is the smallest club in the world?

The Eskimo association of naturists. boom boom "

Oh dear lord.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had lovers from India, Pakistan, Jamaican, Irish south, Irish south, French, Italian, Spanish, English & Scottish. They have all been unique and passionate lovers. But for me, it's my current Portuguese partner, that really feel at one with. Maybe i just bring out the best in others! LOL "
wow have you really ...... x

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

now this survey is quite obviously flawed. How could anyone possibly garner the opinion of that many women when you lot change yer minds every five minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now this survey is quite obviously flawed. How could anyone possibly garner the opinion of that many women when you lot change yer minds every five minutes. "
lol your right woman do ... xx I know I am one ... and its a womans right .

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Is being loud during sex a bad thing?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is being loud during sex a bad thing?!! "
no way its a good thing and keep been loud and proud !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a similar (totally different) survey regarding penis size recently. It was looking at length and girth according to capital cities of Europe.

1. Reykjavík

2. Paris

3. Dublin

I guess that's why mums go to Iceland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 3 not bad my friend not bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to bone an Algerian chick who was great in the sack

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