FabSwingers.com forum: Ok this is weird...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just read that some guy has admitted having sex with a 1,000 cars.

As in actual cars..just read it on Bing.

100% serious.

Sorry but that's just weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was hoping to find a princess and settle down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw something similar on a TV prog years ago! People do actually do this for real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think is hope the exhaust pipe had cooled down first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe he was hoping to find a princess and settle down

Or a Vauxhall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read that some guy has admitted having sex with a 1,000 cars.

As in actual cars..just read it on Bing.

100% serious.

Sorry but that's just weird!

Yeah I'd call that weird.... thats one seriously odd-fellow if it's true ....OMG,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freaks along with that French woman that married a frigin bridge

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've heard Audis go like stink

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just hope non of them were a Morris Minor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read in a magazine once about a woman who fell in love with a ship and married it.. wedding dress the lot..... bonkers if you ask me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad thing to admit too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah I'd call that weird.... thats one seriously odd-fellow if it's true ....OMG,,,

Actually it's also pretty weird that I use Bing.

I can almost guarantee nobody else here does!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

How does one have sex with a car?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Bet they're on here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How does one have sex with a car?"

Exhaust pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he use protection or is he unleaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does one have sex with a car?"

Giving or receiving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Official excerpt from the news article:

"[Insert weird guys name], who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla".

ermmm...

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Just read that some guy has admitted having sex with a 1,000 cars.

As in actual cars..just read it on Bing.

100% serious.

Sorry but that's just weird!

saw him on a documentary about a condition where people lust inanimate objects... it has a name... cant remember what though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he use protection or is he unleaded

He must have criteria and when sees some he likes he must diesel do for me

He must be exhausted.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Just hope non of them were a Morris Minor

I refuse to make the obvious joke about the ones called Rover.

As the exhaust is where the car's waste products exit it must qualify as anal sex?,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly as bad as admitting you once owned a rover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope if they all verified him that he doesn't show them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a man in our road with learning difficulties and he has been caught a few times masturbating and ejaculating over neighbours cars. He's 23 and the cars he wanks over belong to young ladies. We think its his way of expressing his desires for the girls. He doesn't insert his cock into the car just sort of rubs against it. It's very weird and quite worrying for the girls concerned.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How does one have sex with a car?

Exhaust pipes

b.b.but they're quite big

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How does one have sex with a car?

Giving or receiving?

Either lol although I imagine receiving might be seem interesting

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"How does one have sex with a car?

Giving or receiving?

Either lol although I imagine receiving might be seem interesting"

Is this why some automatic gear levers have a park and ride position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my car screwed me for about a thousand pounds a few months ago...

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

They are called mechanophiles. I watched a documentray on it awhile back. I find human beahviour fascinating. I mean they aren't hurting anyone

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Imagine if they had leather seats......he'd never be seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find human beahviour fascinating. I mean they aren't hurting anyone

Yeah...but that's stretching it a bit haha!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Heard about the guy who fucked a Princess, but burnt his knob on the exhaust

Old one I know but still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nearly as bad as admitting you once owned a rover

I am quite proud to admit to having owned 27 of them lol x

this story was in the news years ago lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There are other ways of having sex with an Escort though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are other ways of having sex with an Escort though

Climb every mountain, Ford every stream?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just read that some guy has admitted having sex with a 1,000 cars.

As in actual cars..just read it on Bing.

100% serious.

Sorry but that's just weird!

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Exhaust pipes just don't have the same appeal do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you use Google like the rest of us normal people. Christ, you HAVE to be different

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why can't you use Google like the rest of us normal people. Christ, you HAVE to be different

He's like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freaks along with that French woman that married a frigin bridge "
didn't she divorce the bridge and marry the Berlin Wall ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferences, preferences dear boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a Jewish neighbour with his new car.

First thing he did when he got home was saw half an inch of the exhaust pipe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't you use Google like the rest of us normal people. Christ, you HAVE to be different

Completely unmitigated!

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