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The beach closes in 10 minutes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!

Anything like this your parents said to you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!

Anything like this your parents said to you?"
If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting. "

My nan said the same thing about watermelon seeds!

I remember when I was little and I wanted something my mum always used to say 'oh yeah money grows on trees'. As I was too young to understand sarcasm, I once stole some money from her purse and buried it in the back garden because I really wanted a mermaid barbie. I even watered the bugger.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I had never heard anyone swear before I went to school where I heard a boy say shot lol. My Mum told me that people who swear got taken to the police station and I was scared every time we walked past it for months lol.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

If the kids ask about going to a place on a bank holiday I often tell them it's not open on bank holidays - you know, the kinds of places that are insanely busy on bank holidays. I will always take them at a quieter time though as long as it's a reasonable request!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Darn it! Of course the boy said shit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.

My nan said the same thing about watermelon seeds!

I remember when I was little and I wanted something my mum always used to say 'oh yeah money grows on trees'. As I was too young to understand sarcasm, I once stole some money from her purse and buried it in the back garden because I really wanted a mermaid barbie. I even watered the bugger.

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My mother also told me that if I ate Apple cores I would have an Apple tree grow outta my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum said if I didn't clean my ears, potatoes would grow out of them.

My granddad told me if you unscrew your belly button, your bum drops off!

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Carrots to see in the dark and crusts for Curley hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!

Anything like this your parents said to you?If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting. "

If you swallow sperm, does a baby grow in your tummy ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!

Anything like this your parents said to you?If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.

If you swallow sperm, does a baby grow in your tummy ? "

No, you die.

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