FabSwingers.com forum: Write another limerick

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Same rules as before, just add a line to the above until we have a five line limerick, then the next person to post starts a new one.

There was a young man from St Ives

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Who was always spying on wives

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

he d distract their hubbies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With cuddly teletubbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but when they saw him they ran for their lives

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives"

There was a fat woman in Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs"

Who loved men between her legs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs

Who loved men between her legs "

Two pies and a pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs

Who loved men between her legs

Two pies and a pasty "

Give her the energy to last it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs

Who loved men between her legs

Two pies and a pasty "

That tasted quite nasty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs

Who loved men between her legs

Two pies and a pasty

Give her the energy to last it "

And she cooled off by bathing in smegs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"but when they saw him they ran for their lives

There was a fat woman in Greggs

Who loved men between her legs

Two pies and a pasty

That tasted quite nasty"

Were shoved up the assholes of Dregs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

took pictures but kept all the negs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a mermaid who lived in the sea

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Had a hankering for being covered in pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She spotted a sailor

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

asked him please dont fail her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"asked him please dont fail her"
but he was gay and ran off with another sailer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wad a young lady called Evie...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

who had lots of tricks up her sleevie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But while playing poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone tried to choke her

Cos they found out that she was a he

Sorry couldn't resist finishing that one myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Gloucester

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Who had a bi girlfriend, but lost her

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

she put up a bill

saying have you seen jill

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

But she'd fallen in a puddle with Dr Foster!

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"she put up a bill

saying have you seen jill"

Before she end up with a right tosser? Xxx

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There was this kitten called Kerry x

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Who lost her cherry on a ferry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who sat down on a dick

A tad to quick

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

she sat on a cock

as they pulled in to dock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which left her all happy and merry

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

A firefighter by the name of Fred....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a young woman to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He whipped out his hose

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the maiden just froze

at the sight of his hose

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and they all had to learn how to rhyme and scan a fucking limerick.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A well hung bisexual from Brixton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A well hung bisexual from Brixton"

Went to town looking for pricks fun

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A well hung bisexual from Brixton

Went to town looking for pricks fun"

A bare torsoed bouncer

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By *rtpr7Man
over a year ago

South Ribble

couldn't resist this one

there was a lady from west Houghton

who had a big tit and a short un

to with that

she had a hairy twat

and a fart like a 750 Norton

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"A well hung bisexual from Brixton

Went to town looking for pricks fun

A bare torsoed bouncer"

Said he would love to pounce on her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A well hung bisexual from Brixton

Went to town looking for pricks fun

A bare torsoed bouncer

Said he would love to pounce on her"

But she had bracers which kept her big nicks on.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A lesbian with a long clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/13 09:18:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lesbian with a long clit "

Is horny and fancies abit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A lesbian with a long clit

Is horny and fancies abit "

She inserts a zucchini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right down her bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lesbian with a long clit

Is horny and fancies abit

She inserts a zucchini "

Straight through her bikini

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

There was a man from bombay,who constructed a c,,t out of clay,the heat of his prick turned the clay into brick and scrapped all his foreskin away!

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A lesbian with a long clit

Is horny and fancies abit

She inserts a zucchini "

Right down her bikini

Then stirs it up with a stick xx

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I know a hot wench in Godalming xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a hot wench in Godalming xx"

Who wanted to hear Glenn Hoddle sing

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I know a hot wench in Godalming xx

Who wanted to hear Glenn Hoddle sing"

When his vocals did open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a hot wench in Godalming xx

Who wanted to hear Glenn Hoddle sing

When his vocals did open

She pulled out her soap'n

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Inserted it sideways right up her ring!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a man from Phuket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man from Phuket"

who asked all the girls to suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man from Phuket

who asked all the girls to suck it"

for a price they did it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

he started to fidget

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

And shot his load right into a bucket !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a gay man called Bert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who bought a big dildo then thought..oh my it might hurt

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

So he lubed it to the max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And pulled down his slacks

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

And shoved it right into his culvert.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

there was a member of fab

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Who had a secret they wanted to blab

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

So they posted a quote

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

asking members to vote

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

[Removed by poster at 29/07/13 10:38:59]

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"asking members to vote"

who looks like a goat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'does anyone fancy a kebab?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was an old man from Cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose trousers stayed up with a belt on 'em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But when he saw a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He quickly unstrung 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He quickly unstrung 'em."

By untying them quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He quickly unstrung 'em."

Coz his cock got so hard as he felt her bum.

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