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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the hest way to get a gf

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Win the lottery .

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just checked out your photo's , make that the euro lottery ......

Only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably by not looking for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checked out your photo's , make that the euro lottery ......

Only joking "

PMSL , Nice one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tell guys asking that question don't call yourself Sandra, ditch the boyfriend and stop wearing women’s clothes around the house!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach every women in public that you find attractive without fear of rejection.

Think of it as a process of elimination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalking is not a good idea though,,,,

No matter how much you know they really fancy you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck do you want a giraffe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform"

They'd see you coming! You would be better off with tranquiliser gun with a telescopic sight!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stalking is not a good idea though,,,,

No matter how much you know they really fancy you!

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I beg to differ

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

it usually happens when you're least expecting it but the more places you go, the more people you mix with the more you increase your chances of meeting someone. Old fashioned advice but join clubs (not swingers), go to evening classes, help out on a voluntary basis somewhere things like that.

Good luck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I shall answer sensibly. You say on your profile your outgoing get yourself to bars etc. Start chatting to girls, does ha e to be chat up lines. If you like dancing ask them to dance. Always smile and appear approachable. Don't try and jump their bones within a couple of hours. Even if you don't find a girlfriend it will get you used to chatting to girls

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Just checked out your photo's , make that the euro lottery ......

Only joking "
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually blow your nose in your shirt in her presence then ask her for a screw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dig a pit in the ground and cover out with leaves, and wait for her to drop in

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My new boyfriend has accused me of stalking him ..........

Well , he's not my boyfriend YET !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck do you want a giraffe?"

Maybe to take for a walk in the park and try and pull if the cute puppy hasn't worked?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Concentrate on having fun,enjoying life. Smile and the fillies may well smile back it should occur naturally and fall into place without trying, effort and a bit of romance should prove fruitful. Swinging sites may not be ideal but who knows eh.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't try humping the lass within an hour or so of meeting her...

Friendships are the best way to move it to the next level..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an 8+ whopper,

Have a massive bank balance to match and be very generous with it,

Go out of your way and do something really special for her,

Let her do what she wants, whilst you go out and shag the nation and put her down and if she tries being nasty. You can make her sound/feel like the bad person by saying you have done special things for her.

Apparently this is common. So it must work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stalking is not a good idea though,,,,

No matter how much you know they really fancy you!

I beg to differ "

Yeah but it goes beyond stalking when your caught dry-humping someone’s gate post late at night wearing a gimp-mask......

It took me ages to calm the neighbours little Yorkshire terrier down,,,, it was traumatised I tell ya........bloom'in shaking like a leaf it was... ya ought to be ashamed,,,

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Don't try humping the lass within an hour or so of meeting her...

Friendships are the best way to move it to the next level.. "

this gets a from me although the euro lottery comment was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stalking is not a good idea though,,,,

No matter how much you know they really fancy you!

I beg to differ

Yeah but it goes beyond stalking when your caught dry-humping someone’s gate post late at night wearing a gimp-mask......

It took me ages to calm the neighbours little Yorkshire terrier down,,,, it was traumatised I tell ya........bloom'in shaking like a leaf it was... ya ought to be ashamed,,,

"

Hows the poor doggy now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya could always contract a Jewish marriage broker!

If ya not sure how it works view Hello Dolly or Fiddler On Da Roof

Mrs PAXO prob got both nestling in a pile on her Formica Welsh dresser

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