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Does anal sex make you have bigger poos?

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sorry, I know it's a shit subject for a Sunday afternoon.

As I grew older, I find that I have a lot of toilet busting poos. I wonder if it's because I have had some big and thick things up there and it's stretched the pipes.

But now, as I write this, I don't think it will. As your bowel is more than 10 inches away....

Thoughts?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I suppose the sphincter controls the size and shape in the 'cutting' process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a shit thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a shit thread lol "

pmsl Queen xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose the sphincter controls the size and shape in the 'cutting' process."
spewingly hilarious!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one. "

Be Warned... those that have been fisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the size of pooh was dependent on your diet....

I mean I'm not suggesting you shouldn't enjoy eating a slice of pizza when someone is shoving their cock up ya asre if thats what you into,,,

But yeah,,,, I'm sure ya poop size and consistency is more about your diet than your bum-hole dimension or elasticity

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget."

Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....

However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....

I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.

But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....

Like partial blockage for instance....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I remember one that stood proud in the bowl like the Statue of Liberty. I blamed it on a McDonalds Filet-o-Fish®

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I remember one that stood proud in the bowl like the Statue of Liberty. I blamed it on a McDonalds Filet-o-Fish®"

Fish don't poo after death ! Did you pass your Columbo Exams ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget.

Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....

However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....

I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.

But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....

Like partial blockage for instance.... "

Why do mine sound like underwater tuba's ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget.

Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....

However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....

I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.

But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....

Like partial blockage for instance....

Why do mine sound like underwater tuba's ?"

I really couldn't say Gwanny,,,, but without wishing to appear rude,,,,I suppose we should start with the obvious question and ask are you missing an underwater tuba?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No empirical knowledge yet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.

"

And tonight Ladies and Gentleman, playing for one night only, may i present the wife on Euphonium.

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

was bout to have my luncy wen saw this thread

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"was bout to have my luncy wen saw this thread "

And you decided this was a better option ?

Enjoy lunch

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Lol you lot are cracking me up!

Having spoken to friends about bowel movements, as you do I have come to the conclusion that those people who are less regular seem to do bigger, wider poos!!!

A friend of mine commented that her son could do can sized poos that blocked her loo and took great force to get the fucker down !!!!

Her son is only 13 and has always had a slow bowel only going every few days, I'd be amazed if someone who goes regularly once or twice a day would produce monster poos like that!!!

A

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Cant say Ive noticed my jobbys were any bigger any time Ive given a lucky lady some bum fun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lol you lot are cracking me up!

Having spoken to friends about bowel movements, as you do I have come to the conclusion that those people who are less regular seem to do bigger, wider poos!!!

A friend of mine commented that her son could do can sized poos that blocked her loo and took great force to get the fucker down !!!!

Her son is only 13 and has always had a slow bowel only going every few days, I'd be amazed if someone who goes regularly once or twice a day would produce monster poos like that!!!

A "

She needs to get more fibre and water into him. A 'slow bowel' at 13 will make him sluggish.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Hahaha howling at this thread!!!

I am curious about the fisting comment though, what happens after that then?

A few guys have offered this but I have my concerns!!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one.

Be Warned... those that have been fisted "

Please do tell, I'm curious lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one.

Be Warned... those that have been fisted

Please do tell, I'm curious lol"

I daren't say but don't say you weren't warned..... eeek ..... no one tell !

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Hahaha howling at this thread!!!

I am curious about the fisting comment though, what happens after that then?

A few guys have offered this but I have my concerns!!"

Are you talking anal lfisting or vaginal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger boobage?..I dunno..

...Anal sex has been medically proven to relieve occasional constipation though!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

If it's a concern eat some 3 week out of date camembert and wash down with 3 litres of tomate juice.

Let us know the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once curled one off that was so long that it was nestled neatly at the bottom of the pan yet still attached to me and still growing! I swear if I had stood up it would have looked like a long bushy tail. Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG backs out quickly!!

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