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What is the most exciting thing that you've done since you woke up?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

My sun total so far is to try drinking my coffee with the wrong hand! Have you tried it? So not right that!

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

My jeans nearly fell down is Sainsburys... forgot to put my belt on and jeans are too big... I managed to grab them just in time lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shopping in Sainburys when this woman came in who had forgotten to put her belt on her jeans and then ~~~~~~~

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fek fek fek wish i'd gone to Sainsburys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......... brined a duck..... don't ask

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

finally got dressed - 5 minutes ago x

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Bathed the dog. lol

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By *owshowingMan
over a year ago

nottingham, bingham

sat in front of my laptop watching some emails flash by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched Dickinsons real deal lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have baked two more bran loaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sun total so far is to try drinking my coffee with the wrong hand! Have you tried it? So not right that!"

Right Ive tried that but it was ok....maybe its because I was drinking tea. Or am I ambidextrous, which makes me a retard apparently.

Shuuuuuut it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Had a cup of tea with my mates soon to be ex-wife without telling her that she's soon to be his ex-wife.

Oh, and had a wank as well (not at the same time, i hasten to add)

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

had my nails done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my car fixed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove to Hull

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Drove to Hull "

It's all downhill from there to Hell and halifax.

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drove to Hull "

That is damn right mind blowing exciting man...how did u contain urself OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought of England

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I just thought of England "

hahaha like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England "

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today "

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a butt plug in and drinking kevs cum..amongst other things

kat x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving "

U dont wanna be my chaffeur then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having a butt plug in and drinking kevs cum..amongst other things

kat x x "

U minx u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in the Car, but the bike is a completely different thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x "

dont talk to me about motorways, 70mph middle lane on m1 on friday with my daughter at rush hour, blow out on back tyre, car spun 4 times, managed to stop the car just as it was about to hit central reservation talk about a strong smell of poo in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

U dont wanna be my chaffeur then "

Erm let me think about it, even more driving ? no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x

dont talk to me about motorways, 70mph middle lane on m1 on friday with my daughter at rush hour, blow out on back tyre, car spun 4 times, managed to stop the car just as it was about to hit central reservation talk about a strong smell of poo in the car "

Phew that was lucky..glad it worked out ok tho xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

U dont wanna be my chaffeur then

Erm let me think about it, even more driving ? no chance "

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x

dont talk to me about motorways, 70mph middle lane on m1 on friday with my daughter at rush hour, blow out on back tyre, car spun 4 times, managed to stop the car just as it was about to hit central reservation talk about a strong smell of poo in the car "

eeeeek I bet there was!

Scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x

dont talk to me about motorways, 70mph middle lane on m1 on friday with my daughter at rush hour, blow out on back tyre, car spun 4 times, managed to stop the car just as it was about to hit central reservation talk about a strong smell of poo in the car

eeeeek I bet there was!

Scarey "

Thats frightening, glad you were okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having a butt plug in and drinking kevs cum..amongst other things

kat x x "

Now thats fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"140mph on the Motorway!......whoooooosh x

dont talk to me about motorways, 70mph middle lane on m1 on friday with my daughter at rush hour, blow out on back tyre, car spun 4 times, managed to stop the car just as it was about to hit central reservation talk about a strong smell of poo in the car

eeeeek I bet there was!

Scarey

Thats frightening, glad you were okay "

thanks.

how we didnt hit anything ill never know, glad im called kat...i must have 9 lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Tyre blow out on the front of a Bike 3 years ago, I was travelling well over the speed limit on an empty road and just lost control, a bloke working on a Building saw it happen and said I looked like a rag doll going down the road, I was luck as I only received concussion (think I still have it ) and a fractured leg, the Bike was smashed to bits ! lucky though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving "

remember to wave to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me! "

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry "

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich "

A Fish Finger Sandwich ? you now have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich

A Fish Finger Sandwich ? you now have my attention "

ewwww fish fingers

if you had said a fish supper you'd be in with a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich

A Fish Finger Sandwich ? you now have my attention

ewwww fish fingers

if you had said a fish supper you'd be in with a chance"

I'm Starving now as well ! looks like the Premier Inn are cooking for me again

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Until a couple of hours ago I'd have said "bought fags"......... but now it's opened a prezzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich

A Fish Finger Sandwich ? you now have my attention

ewwww fish fingers

if you had said a fish supper you'd be in with a chance

I'm Starving now as well ! looks like the Premier Inn are cooking for me again "

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ... I'll save some for your sandwiches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought of England

U deserve a lie down after all THAT excitement today

I know I do, it's a hard life

Back to the North West tomorrow and then up to Scotland Sunday, I hate driving

remember to wave to me!

I'll be putting my foot down as I go past, unless I'm Hungry

okay I'll wave.......... a sandwich

A Fish Finger Sandwich ? you now have my attention

ewwww fish fingers

if you had said a fish supper you'd be in with a chance

I'm Starving now as well ! looks like the Premier Inn are cooking for me again

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ... I'll save some for your sandwiches lol"

Duck Sandwiches, I'm leaving now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took my mum to buy some wool to knit a scarf !!! now im tryig the wrong hand coffee trick.....its wronger than a wrong thing on a wrong day in wrong town !!!!

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"........

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ..........."

Is brining not something that needs to be done overnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"took my mum to buy some wool to knit a scarf !!! now im tryig the wrong hand coffee trick.....its wronger than a wrong thing on a wrong day in wrong town !!!!"

isnt wrong a funny looking word when you write it down...it just looks wrong !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farted

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Most exciting thing here, is leaving work and getting back in the door at home!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"........

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ...........

Is brining not something that needs to be done overnight?"

started it at 3 am.... daft the things you do when you cant sleep

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

nearly tearing the head off some oor guy down local council offices because of the incompetence of his colleagues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nearly tearing the head off some oor guy down local council offices because of the incompetence of his colleagues"

now that sounds exciting a _adcow on the rampage in council offices... can see the headlines now

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"........

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ...........

Is brining not something that needs to be done overnight?

started it at 3 am.... daft the things you do when you cant sleep "

Was that around the time you were drinking gallons of hot chocolate (or was that the previous night)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"........

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ...........

Is brining not something that needs to be done overnight?

started it at 3 am.... daft the things you do when you cant sleep

Was that around the time you were drinking gallons of hot chocolate (or was that the previous night)?"

lol that was the previous night.... insomnia is driving me to the kitchen!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Spent all afternoon trying to figure out what's wrong with one of the laptops, and still no further forward

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"........

and here was me doing nothing more exciting then brining a duck for tonights dinner ...........

Is brining not something that needs to be done overnight?

started it at 3 am.... daft the things you do when you cant sleep

Was that around the time you were drinking gallons of hot chocolate (or was that the previous night)?

lol that was the previous night.... insomnia is driving me to the kitchen! "

I'd invite you to send me a few Red Cross parcels but my freezer is already full.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

getting on two planes to get to Scotland then driving on scottish roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

change the way i cut my onions ,,,, not sure i will do it that way again

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

I countersigned a cheque for a rather large amount of someone else's money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose this isn't really the same, but the most exciting thing I did, was sleep in for a lecture only to find out the lecture had been cancelled!!!

Squidgy for the win! x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Is that after the first time I woke up or the second?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was quite excited that I managed to get a Doctors appointment for tomorrow!

It's a sad state of affairs.... roll on Friday!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Is that after the first time I woke up or the second? "

haha

just thinking of having a doze here

why do I feel like my mother

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Is that after the first time I woke up or the second?

haha

just thinking of having a doze here

why do I feel like my mother "

I woke at approx 4:30am and I had a very exciting time then went back to sleep and woke at 6:00am said bye to my gorgeous sexy fella when he left for work then got ready for work myself

And oh boy am I knackered now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got tobacco dust in my eyes and had to use the eyewash and see the first aid lady who is rather sexy. (pain and pleasure all in the same afternoon)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Jusgt done 52 lengths and got chatted up by a wee scottish lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided to hand in my notice tomorrow.

I need to give 3 months, so the sooner the better for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tax returns........this is my fifth one this week and i havnt done mine yet !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planned the next meet with my last meet.

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Been verified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real naughty phone call at lunch time while i was at work and couldn't reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jusgt done 52 lengths and got chatted up by a wee scottish lassie "

52 lengths.....were you swimming away from her or behind her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting happend here. I`m going to be and will try again tomorrow

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

Attempted to brake whilst coasting in neutral !!, with my left foot

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I know one or 2 of you will think whats the biggie ???... try it, but for gods sake make sure you are

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1.Alone in the car

2.No one is infront of you

3.No one is behind you

4.YOU ARE GOING SLOWLY !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempted to brake whilst coasting in neutral !!, with my left foot

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I know one or 2 of you will think whats the biggie ???... try it, but for gods sake make sure you are

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1.Alone in the car

2.No one is infront of you

3.No one is behind you

4.YOU ARE GOING SLOWLY !!!

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Lol what made you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was woken up in an exciting way so does that count?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

MY

NEW

SHOES

HAVE

ARRIVED

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY

NEW

SHOES

HAVE

ARRIVED

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"

I have noticed shoes are very popular here lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll pop pics on now

o me new shoes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pop pics on now

o me new shoes x"

Ooo nice and glittery they look a copper colour, where did you get them?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I'll pop pics on now

o me new shoes x

Ooo nice and glittery they look a copper colour, where did you get them?"

actually they are very red

I will do better pics later

but I'll email you with the sites name

they have such a fabulous selection and not too badly priced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pop pics on now

o me new shoes x

Ooo nice and glittery they look a copper colour, where did you get them?

actually they are very red

I will do better pics later

but I'll email you with the sites name

they have such a fabulous selection and not too badly priced "

Cool sparkly red i will have to look. Bet they will make a dramatic statement to the guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pop pics on now

o me new shoes x

Ooo nice and glittery they look a copper colour, where did you get them?

actually they are very red

I will do better pics later

but I'll email you with the sites name

they have such a fabulous selection and not too badly priced "

Cool sparkly red i will have to look. Bet they will make a dramatic statement to the guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea and a cream scone for me! Not exactly the most exciting day in mancuria. Someone must be having a good one on here?

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