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"I'm the doorman! " Ok don't let the riff raff in then lol | |||
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"Can I come please? " Of course you can | |||
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"I'll bring the McFlurry's! *since Obi left it in the freezer!* Who wants them and where? " Woo hoo | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward " Vodka tonic and lime for me then please | |||
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"Will there be jelly & icecream at this party " Yes on your willy lol | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward " large glass of red for me please | |||
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"Will there be jelly & icecream at this party Im supplying the McFlurry's - thanks to Obi being a divvy and leaving it! - just need to know where people want them" I have a few ideas....;-) | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward Vodka tonic and lime for me then please " Ice and a slice ? | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please " merlot, sangiovese or cab sav? | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?" Rioja please | |||
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"Will there be jelly & icecream at this party " The bitch librarian will be supplying vodka jellies if she were about | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?Rioja please " Let me have a rootle in the cellar ..... | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it " A stare at QOT ava party is what it is. | |||
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"Some very suspect people in here. I'm gonna have to start asking for id... ***rolls up sleeves***" It's ok, I'm Keyser Söze | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it " the kind where you come here and sit next to me... | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?Rioja please Let me have a rootle in the cellar ....." . nooooo don't go down in the cellar.... You may never come back!!!! | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?Rioja please Let me have a rootle in the cellar ...... nooooo don't go down in the cellar.... You may never come back!!!!" It's ok there are no monsters down there.and I found a case of finest 2009 whilst I was there | |||
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"Can i come please " You don't need an invite | |||
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"I'll be the bar steward large glass of red for me please merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?Rioja please Let me have a rootle in the cellar ...... nooooo don't go down in the cellar.... You may never come back!!!! It's ok there are no monsters down there.and I found a case of finest 2009 whilst I was there " well cut the can't and get pouring | |||
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"Anyone want a vodka I've nicked the bottle lol " Are you the busty barmaid ? | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later " Reeeeaally???? Who??? | |||
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"Of course I meant chat not can't..... Too much Rioja already " Will that be one glass or two ? | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? " The winners of the competition | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition " hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! | |||
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"May I have a vodka, straight no ice please. And no knickers here either, just my bright pink monkey nightie " I don't put knickers in cocktails lol And I'm not wearing myself beneath my kilt | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! " I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it the kind where you come here and sit next to me..." Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee | |||
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" I don't put knickers in cocktails lol And I'm not wearing myself beneath my kilt " Mind when you walk past the fan then Whoosh A true Scotsman | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . " that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... " Works every time | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it the kind where you come here and sit next to me... Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee " oh really? *grins like the cat that got the cream* | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... Works every time " do I get a private show for voting?? | |||
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"On my way, anyone need a lift? ... save some vodka (please) " Just for you.... lol | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... Works every time do I get a private show for voting?? " I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement | |||
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"Got the sleeping bags ready so pass out where ever lol " *snores | |||
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later Reeeeaally???? Who??? The winners of the competition hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... Works every time do I get a private show for voting?? I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement " oh I hope so! You are too kind! p.s save a mcflurry | |||
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"On my way, anyone need a lift? ... save some vodka (please) Just for you.... lol" M6 is looking busy! All heading you yours? | |||
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"On my way, anyone need a lift? ... save some vodka (please) " Would have been nice, but I got the train | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it the kind where you come here and sit next to me... Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee oh really? *grins like the cat that got the cream* " Blimey ! Where are your hands | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it the kind where you come here and sit next to me... Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee oh really? *grins like the cat that got the cream* Blimey ! Where are your hands " sorry.... | |||
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"On my way, anyone need a lift? ... save some vodka (please) Just for you.... lol M6 is looking busy! All heading you yours? " Get your words out lol | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes " What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious..." Let's Talk About Sex? | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... Let's Talk About Sex? " Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... | |||
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"Fuck it im coming sod work i just got chased my a killer wasp" Woooooo hooooooo me bestie is on her way | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... Let's Talk About Sex? Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... " Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games. Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into. Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex That's just one idea. Others very welcome. Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... Let's Talk About Sex? Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games. Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into. Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex That's just one idea. Others very welcome. Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. " Oh what a good game | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... Let's Talk About Sex? Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games. Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into. Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex That's just one idea. Others very welcome. Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. Oh what a good game " Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? | |||
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" Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? " Food sex is not allowed at this party. I'm the doorman! | |||
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" Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? Food sex is not allowed at this party. I'm the doorman! " So what types are you not going to let in? | |||
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious... Let's Talk About Sex? Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games. Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into. Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex That's just one idea. Others very welcome. Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. Oh what a good game Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? " Strawberries | |||
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" Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? Food sex is not allowed at this party. I'm the doorman! So what types are you not going to let in?" Your type. I'm a shite doorman anyway. Cheeky should really sack me. I mean look at the riff raff above that's already got past me | |||
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"I'm loving the tunes, any young ladies want to dance? " Go on then | |||
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"Can I come please? " id like to make you | |||
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"Can i come please " i hope so | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it " Rate my bottom Party | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it Rate my bottom Party " You have to feel it to rate it | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it Rate my bottom Party You have to feel it to rate it " Ooo Oui Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it Rate my bottom Party You have to feel it to rate it Ooo Oui Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits " No cheeky said we drop into sleeping bags when ready | |||
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it Rate my bottom Party You have to feel it to rate it Ooo Oui Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits No cheeky said we drop into sleeping bags when ready " Oops. Didn't read the whole thread But after all the fun and games, getting into sleeping bags is a very good idea. Be careful of things that go "bump" in the night | |||
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" Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? Food sex is not allowed at this party. I'm the doorman! So what types are you not going to let in? Your type. I'm a shite doorman anyway. Cheeky should really sack me. I mean look at the riff raff above that's already got past me " But, but, BUT... *flashes boobs in an attempt to get past the door* No? Fine then *stomps off in a huff* | |||
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" But, but, BUT... *flashes boobs in an attempt to get past the door* " Go on then... ***thinks cor those tits**** | |||
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" But, but, BUT... *flashes boobs in an attempt to get past the door* Go on then... ***thinks cor those tits**** " Works every time | |||
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"can i grope your bum an yway oliviak " Only if you ask nicely.Where was the please? Use your manners | |||
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"ok please can i grope your bum please x " Oh go on then. Cheeky. | |||
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"you can grope me back x,x " Was that a request? | |||
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"you can grope me back x,x Was that a request? " more of an invite really ..do you do requests ? x | |||
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"you can grope me back x,x Was that a request? more of an invite really ..do you do requests ? x " Only if you say pretty please. Then it may go under consideration. | |||
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"i think pretty please is in order then xxxxx " Oh ok then. 10 out of 10 for persistance | |||
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