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Lickety's Fault......

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose

The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.

Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes

As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me

p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aww I hope you find someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be blamed for EVERYTHING!!!!!! lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I already have a victim ah hem I mean guest. But I will see you there. Good luck

Ps have you checked the thread on the social. Lots of single ladies going. X

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am sure you will have a great time regardless

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me. "

'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.

'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind "

If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.

'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind

If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you "

Pffftt...!!! He's Rollin in dosh....

Make sure he's wearin shorts.... Then the pockets won't be sooooooo deep....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.

'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind

If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you "

Awwwww, fank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of us singletons going. You will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.

I have pointed out he won't be alone.

However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.

'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind

If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you

Awwwww, fank u "

Your welcome

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have a drink for me...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose

The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.

Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes

As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me

p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance "

I'll offer to meet you outside the club and you can tag along with me. PM if interested, if not, hope to see you there anyway xx

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Sounds like it will be a great time. Have fun (i should pay more attention next time)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose

The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.

Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes

As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me

p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance

I'll offer to meet you outside the club and you can tag along with me. PM if interested, if not, hope to see you there anyway xx"

You are a generous and noble woman. I now feel I have a vested interest in the success of this scheme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not young or a lady... oh well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks PP - I had sorted it by the time you offered and had asked yummymummy who was happy to oblige - I will keep you in mind should anyone else ask though.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have you tried your latest stalkee ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you tried your latest stalkee ?"

I thought that, what sort of "super" stalker is he?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yes, thank you all for your kind offers but have now been in contact with yummymummy and cant wait to lose my social/club virginity

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Have you tried your latest stalkee ?

I thought that, what sort of "super" stalker is he? "

He is very cunning. Half the time they don't even realise

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Have you tried your latest stalkee ?

I thought that, what sort of "super" stalker is he? "

You'll find out next week

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You will have a good time

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I hope you all have a great time!

Have a shandy bass for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.

That is all.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.

That is all. "

For us oldies... "Ramming speed"

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Rohipnol is your new best mate....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.

That is all. "

Good job I'm really superramfan then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.

That is all. "

Pardon????? Oh...... rAmmed......

And there I was, thinking we were in for an interesting night.....

An over-excited ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.

That is all.

Pardon????? Oh...... rAmmed......

And there I was, thinking we were in for an interesting night.....

An over-excited ted. "

Can someone explain to the very slightly dense one please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u I now feel more stoopid than usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mention "rammed" in this thread and a whole load of crass innuendos!

I should have said "stuffed full" ...but that's kinda worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all have a wickedly naughty night... Wish I was nearer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mention "rammed" in this thread and a whole load of crass innuendos!

I should have said "stuffed full" ...but that's kinda worse. "

Mine wasn't crass innuendo..! Just........ hope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you all have a wickedly naughty night... Wish I was nearer! "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a club Virgin as well I need to go to some of these places to see wot they are all about xx

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