FabSwingers.com forum: Whats happened to you today.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a sentence please.....ive been busy and need to catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually trod on a weetabix today, I'm officially a cereal killer!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Got up, went Work, did some work, went to youth club and was in charge of the bbq, went to the gym, now sat on my sofa, knackered

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I actually trod on a weetabix today, I'm officially a cereal killer!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I helped 4 people today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lying in the sun most of the day

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

worrying about a pup with epilepsy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a great meet,did housework etc now watching god knows what lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a weird sunburn mark on my back! It got me unawares while I was having lunch

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A put his shorts in the washing machine and half way through the cycle realised that his wallet was in the pocket having rescued the wallet dried out the ten pound note and thrown away the business cards we set off for the beach ten minutes later the clutch on A's car went. Well you did ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worrying about a pup with epilepsy.."

Aaww

will meds help?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Baby cuddling

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

drove around sunny Argyll....through Hells Glen and up the side of Loch Fyne........i was working....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up, worked, came home. That is all.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"worrying about a pup with epilepsy..

Aaww

will meds help?"

hope so, started them today..

ty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in the recovery position dying off the drink

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"drove around sunny Argyll....through Hells Glen and up the side of Loch Fyne........i was working....

stunning part of the country..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took our Giraffe for a walk , fed the Ostriches, then sat in the pub waiting for a cpl who never turned up ....... luckily its our local pub, which is 100yrds away so no big loss anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the first time in 8 years. One of my bosses actually said thank you for a job I did, which was strange as my work standard is always the same. So why take 8 years to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soz .......... lied about the Ostrich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"soz .......... lied about the Ostrich

Haha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Took my doughter to her prom. Im officially an old git but I have a gorgeous doughter so its all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds self to stop going on forums and concentrate on people who want to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At vets twice with my dawgy, got a grass seed in his ear on tues, they got it out but there was a bit left in and his ear drum was perforated, poor little man is feeling very sorry for himself, and i feel even worse for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked, rested, played, slept....in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly sunbathing lol

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By *he_voyeursCouple
over a year ago

Town

Work, BBQ, home. Quiet day.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Woke up at 12 and then had 2 1 hour naps and watched Dredd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" reminds self to stop going on forums and concentrate on people who want to swing

Oh sod off grumpy......I bet even you the "professional swinger" does'nt have sex 24/7

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions"
who did you nearly walk into

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sonia lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual Jobs then went for a drink then a drive in the Country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A global pop superstar- didn't see em in the dark and was trying not to trip over some cables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the shit come with instructions that being male you didn't read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the shit come with instructions that being male you didn't read? "

Nah! made that shit up- just raw materials and an empty space and several poser tools

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Got up, ironed curtains, went food shopping for eleven people, shifted some furniture, baked two cakes, shifted some boxes, waxed some furniture, moved loads of books, cooked tea, hung curtains, had a bath (got very sweaty moving all that shit) cooked tea for five, cleared kitchen, made up extra beds then came and climbed into mine so I get an early night cos got to start cooking at 8 tomorrow - oh yeah, I'm supposed to be taking it easy cos I'm poorly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a lot ...... played nurse ....... then not a lot else ........ played nurse some more and still not a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat an exam today for 2.5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got up, ironed curtains...."

Did you take them down?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Got up, ironed curtains....

Did you take them down?

Yep but not today.

And they're bloody massive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This person is not gonna post after me now haha!

But just sent a lady a text (she knows who she is and I'm not saying) and she just told me her nipples have gone hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

had a lovely meet first thimg today ...drove wearing only a button up shirt .. blindfolded her and fed her strawberries .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

Good source of protein lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

there is not enough mouthwash in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". blindfolded and fed strawberries .

Hmm I've had a conversation about strawberries and blindfolds with someone earlier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the best sex with mt gf in the garden x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

aarrrggghhhhhh!!!!

Trod on a slug once in bare feet,that was bad enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a nose bleed at the swimming baths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painted...painted some more then watched it dry....I know boring.,!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

there is not enough mouthwash in the world

I shrieked like a girl ... but another cider has done the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

aarrrggghhhhhh!!!!

Trod on a slug once in bare feet,that was bad enough

That's worse .... at least I didn't chew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

Lol.....my OH did that, put the carrot out at Xmas, as you do, had to eat it to make it look like rudolf had been, as you do....didn't check it, and the next thing I knew he was heaving, he had chewed on a slug!

........and for the record, just because I had my back to him and my shoulders were shaking, does not mean I was laughing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sat on the bog with the squits all day

well you did ask!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth

I usually get kamikaze moths in mine

Ooooh, and I had a tax rebate as well

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

yeo

Helped an old chap back to his feet after falling over .

2 hrs later had an awesome spontaneous meet !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had work today. Really busy as shortstaffed. My boss has said thank you to me quite a bit this week and been quite nice to me. Supermarket shopping. Cant stand the excitement tbh

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Had a nose bleed at the swimming baths

jaws comes to mind lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Woke up

Perved

Had tea and snacks

Perved

Perved some more

Sunbathed and perved

Power snacks

Sunbathed and snoozed

Proper scoff

Got d*unk

Went to bed and perved

Posted this message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally starting packing to move next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got frightened by a fox after ghpst stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got frightened by a fox after ghpst stories"

I hate those ghpst stories ... put the willies up me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually being molested by my bed sheets, they are clinging to my legs!

Every toss and turn is another hand

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I got hit in the ankle by a golf ball travelling at about 100mph (the golf ball, not me !), then went on to post the best score I've had for quite a while...and ironically, it was my physiotherapist that hit me !

The ankle is HUGE now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up

Perved

Had tea and snacks

Perved

Perved some more

Sunbathed and perved

Power snacks

Sunbathed and snoozed

Proper scoff

Got d*unk

Went to bed and perved

Posted this message "

Wow, you must be exhausted!!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got up... Went and lay on a beach in the sun all day... Came home... met a fab friend and got up to some mischief... Sat here wide awake while he's snoring away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smart arse

Sorry ... it's late. I'm tired and I turn into pedant man when that happens

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I woke up

Six hours later i got up and showered.

Went to see a new baby

Someone ate my dinner out the fridge

Sat outside

Back to bed and back on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dealt with an erection.. Took my daughter out driving.. Home... Pool.. Alcohol... Bath.. Food... Glass of vin rouge then bed...

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