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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because your pics are absolute top notch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I pass on all them hope my pics are to your liking, although I still have a lot to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodorant cans or sky remotes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

But I've seen loads of pics with those which means they are popular with the ladies otherwise they wouldn't be used!!!!

You from behind bent over

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childrens toys in the background

Womens cosmetics on the bathroom shelf

A wedding ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because your pics are absolute top notch"

Maybe the ones your now never gonna see are.. I like her pics.. Imagination is very powerful giving nothing away is classy

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

There is no need for 10 pics of your todge. One or two will suffice. Give us ladies something else to look at as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no need for 10 pics of your todge. One or two will suffice. Give us ladies something else to look at as well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because your pics are absolute top notch

Maybe the ones your now never gonna see are.. I like her pics.. Imagination is very powerful giving nothing away is classy "

There ok, not really a photo critic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

"

Advice for women... A large selection of massive dildo's on her bed.. Scary shit.. Is there anything that can satisfy her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

"

@OP Your lips are on my shirt!!

How the fuck did that happen...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

"

Ohh YES.. the bent over one is of course for the guys... (despite the fact they are straight on the profile.)

The bathroom one over the toilet after they had a wee..

The picture taken lying on the bed legs out straight feet sticking up with ladies clothing hanging in the background.. but noooo they single !! im sure im guilty of background mistakes too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

@OP Your lips are on my shirt!!

How the fuck did that happen...

"

I'd rather have her lips on my cock

What????? someone was going to say it- might as well be me as usual

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

"

So thats where I'm going wrong

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

@OP Your lips are on my shirt!!

How the fuck did that happen...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd rather have her lips on my cock

What????? someone was going to say it- might as well be me as usual "

I dunno...her teeth look kinda sharp..

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"I think I pass on all them hope my pics are to your liking, although I still have a lot to learn "

Ive seen alot worse on here,bit of leg nice eyes..

CLASSY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because your pics are absolute top notch"

Why ty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

@OP Your lips are on my shirt!!

How the fuck did that happen...

"

Im flattered... I assure you theyre mine xx

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By *ivWoman
over a year ago

Carmarthen

girls things on the night stand. pink and girly bed sheets. total give away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spinach between your teeth

Fortunately the op doesn't have this problem

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"girls things on the night stand. pink and girly bed sheets. total give away.

"

nooooo, let them keep doing it, then i know who to avoid!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

and please I don't want to see you playing bareback

or

other women sucking your cock

or

you wearing a cock ring (please what is that all about?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and please I don't want to see you playing bareback

or

other women sucking your cock

or

you wearing a cock ring (please what is that all about?)

"

Nothing worse than a single bloke having loads of his pics with women... just to prove he can get a shag?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby all these tips. I am so gonna get laid

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam


"Childrens toys in the background

Womens cosmetics on the bathroom shelf

A wedding ring! "

My wedding ring is tattooed on my finger?

So what do I do hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deodorant cans or sky remotes"
not good r they

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam


"Childrens toys in the background

Womens cosmetics on the bathroom shelf

A wedding ring!

My wedding ring is tattooed on my finger?

So what do I do hahah "

Oh and just to clarify something I'm not married anymore For all you lovely single ladies out there

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw a guy with a pink potty in the background recently but he soon removed it.

And a guy with a Vax. That was sexy, as he was showing his cock with it in the background so the unconscious thought he'd cleverly put in your head was 'suck me clean'.

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam


"I saw a guy with a pink potty in the background recently but he soon removed it.

And a guy with a Vax. That was sexy, as he was showing his cock with it in the background so the unconscious thought he'd cleverly put in your head was 'suck me clean'. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of minging rooms

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"and please I don't want to see you playing bareback

or

other women sucking your cock

or

you wearing a cock ring (please what is that all about?)

Nothing worse than a single bloke having loads of his pics with women... just to prove he can get a shag?!?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posing in the mirror like a supermodel and pouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling better about my pics all the time, phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures of minging rooms"

There is nothing worse. How long does it take to tidy up "look at me am gorgeous and far to busy to tidy up". Mind you single females are just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over

"

And here's me in my socks bent over the loo with my arse gaping

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm no pic critic but single guys who's pics consist mainly on womens faces with just a glimmer of their man part or intercourse pics the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no need for 10 pics of your todge. One or two will suffice. Give us ladies something else to look at as well."

We don't have any Genitalia showing on our profile (even for the private gallery) So we're a bit different.

Always think that exposing my snake would have adverse consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over ..pot kettle black

"

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

mankini rear view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like all the different variations of pics, fab wouldn't be the same without them.

The ones that do make me laugh are the guys who take pics of their outstretched tongue Sorry but it's just totally ridiculous. The only man who can get away with it is Gene Simmons and I don't think he's a member on here

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think I pass on all them hope my pics are to your liking, although I still have a lot to learn "

You sure they are all yours? One of them has got more tineye hits than Elvis had records

Either that or someone is thieving from you.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I like all the different variations of pics, fab wouldn't be the same without them.

The ones that do make me laugh are the guys who take pics of their outstretched tongue Sorry but it's just totally ridiculous. The only man who can get away with it is Gene Simmons and I don't think he's a member on here "

I agree! It would be a boring world if we all liked the same things!

Also it doesn't mean a guy is gay if he's showing his asshole lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just uploaded a couple.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I felt I needed too as too many pics make me cringe.. So ladies help me out..

Men do NOT have in your pics :

You wearing nothing but socks

A urinal in the background

You from behind bent over ..pot kettle black

"

There's a difference between some knickers and a gaping hairy arse tho!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

How about...

Make sure they are YOUR pics and not ones you've stolen off a gay porn site etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and please I don't want to see you playing bareback

or

other women sucking your cock

or

you wearing a cock ring (please what is that all about?)

Nothing worse than a single bloke having loads of his pics with women... just to prove he can get a shag?!?! "

maybe because they cant n want people to think they can x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problems is the guys who nee to take notice probably tAke no notice of the forums

Never have worked out why they think ist attractive with dirty bedrooms in the background or the bathroom espically with the loos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problems is the guys who nee to take notice probably tAke no notice of the forums

Never have worked out why they think ist attractive with dirty bedrooms in the background or the bathroom espically with the loos "

lol Love it

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"There is no need for 10 pics of your todge. One or two will suffice. Give us ladies something else to look at as well.

We don't have any Genitalia showing on our profile (even for the private gallery) So we're a bit different.

Always think that exposing my snake would have adverse consequences "

Why Silk? Is your snake a bit freaky or summat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

"

You boys are so easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased "

Not all of us are so easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased "

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!"

Just to be clear... I was only joking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

Just to be clear... I was only joking... "

At least one of us was

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

Just to be clear... I was only joking...

At least one of us was "

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

Just to be clear... I was only joking...

At least one of us was

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!"

Message me ha ha

In fairness, I'm too opinionated not to be fussy. I lack what people call "brain to mouth filter" I just say what I want and it seems to upset most people

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

Just to be clear... I was only joking...

At least one of us was

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!

Message me ha ha

In fairness, I'm too opinionated not to be fussy. I lack what people call "brain to mouth filter" I just say what I want and it seems to upset most people "

You seem to lack the sexy underwear filter too

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Deodorant cans or sky remotes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the 'Advice for Women' thread would be like?

"Ooooh tits. Awesome!!!"

You boys are so easily pleased

Not all of us are so easily pleased

Im glad some other guys think the same way I do. A lot of guys wont say what they really think incase it talks them self out of a shag

I'm sure if a blue whale had a "rate my pics" forum, most of the guys would say "oh wow, you look like kelly brook"

get a grip!

Just to be clear... I was only joking...

At least one of us was

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!

Message me ha ha

In fairness, I'm too opinionated not to be fussy. I lack what people call "brain to mouth filter" I just say what I want and it seems to upset most people

You seem to lack the sexy underwear filter too "

Nothing wrong with my underwear, can you say you've already seen it on fab? Didn't think so

Unique!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!

Message me ha ha

In fairness, I'm too opinionated not to be fussy. I lack what people call "brain to mouth filter" I just say what I want and it seems to upset most people

You seem to lack the sexy underwear filter too

Nothing wrong with my underwear, can you say you've already seen it on fab? Didn't think so

Unique!! "

I really wish I could accurately get my humour and sarcasm across on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To be perfectly honest, I prefer a fussy man over one that would shag anything!

Message me ha ha

In fairness, I'm too opinionated not to be fussy. I lack what people call "brain to mouth filter" I just say what I want and it seems to upset most people

You seem to lack the sexy underwear filter too

Nothing wrong with my underwear, can you say you've already seen it on fab? Didn't think so

Unique!!

I really wish I could accurately get my humour and sarcasm across on fab... "

Check your inbox. Because I've taken it the wrong way and now your in trouble!

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