FabSwingers.com forum: so upset :(

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sick of eating salad.... Fancied a pie, popped it in the oven... Went back licking my lips looking forward to my pie... Opened the oven and the filling has escaped!!!!!! Devastated!!!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Burp.

Just had a lovely pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burp.

Just had a lovely pie

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don't mock the pie incident!! Was soooooo looking forwrd to the pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of pie was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cry over spilt pie!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it been stolen? Did u check if there's a ransom note in the pastry?

Fess up folks - WHO ate all the pies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

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chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has it been stolen? Did u check if there's a ransom note in the pastry?

Fess up folks - WHO ate all the pies"
me.... Given half the chance!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??"

yeah it was a badly processed one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??"

Yes, the Chicken did it as it was too hot and there was not mush-room to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??"

Have you checked across the street?

Maybe the chicken ate the mushrooms and crossed the road?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

yeah it was a badly processed one lol "

I should stick to salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

Yes, the Chicken did it as it was too hot and there was not mush-room to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

yeah it was a badly processed one lol

I should stick to salad

na get urself down the chippy its Friday treat urself go on you know you want lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sick of eating salad.... Fancied a pie, popped it in the oven... Went back licking my lips looking forward to my pie... Opened the oven and the filling has escaped!!!!!! Devastated!!!!!!

Nevermind, I could be your replacement filling

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??"

How lucky was that ! If it was cake and Sidney it would have been devastating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome to nibble my filling Meaty treat I'd you're hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

Have you checked across the street?

Maybe the chicken ate the mushrooms and crossed the road?

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im not that daft...... I know chickens don't eat mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

How lucky was that ! If it was cake and Sidney it would have been devastating. "
I am devastated

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I hate it when the filling escapes. I usually find that if the oven is on to high the filling doesn't like it and it runs away.

I mean, my room is too hot at the moment and I feel like running away to somewhere a bit cooler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??

yeah it was a badly processed one lol

I should stick to salad

Oh nononono !

Dem salad pies don't cook at all well - the lettuce in em turns to watter

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

See your first thread wasn't that scary.

not a single lump of pastry has been thrown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See your first thread wasn't that scary.

not a single lump of pastry has been thrown. "
hahaha don't know why I was so scared

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

No hot pies .. but lovely creamy salt fudge icecream perfect !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're welcome to nibble my filling Meaty treat I'd you're hungry

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Thanks

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!"

Maybe it was attacked by another pie, that way it would be affray bentos,,

*groan* my girls told me that joke,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more upset that I keep getting obi and Ryan mixed up, come on guys what's with the suits it's redders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No hot pies .. but lovely creamy salt fudge icecream perfect !

I've just had far too much of that and feel sick

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm more upset that I keep getting obi and Ryan mixed up, come on guys what's with the suits it's redders

It's easy really. Obi is still learning to knot his tie

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just went to the fridge and someone has already eaten my dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!

Maybe it was attacked by another pie, that way it would be affray bentos,,

*groan* my girls told me that joke,,

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will give the joke a thumbs up.... Just for the girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

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my names kylie not jack

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just went to the fridge and someone has already eaten my dinner

Was it this mornings left over kippers Karen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!"
should have an s and m piee.filling wouldn't have escaped then.lol.poppyxx

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry

It's not dribbled out and stuck to the bottom of the oven has it?

Be a right bugger to clean off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!should have an s and m piee.filling wouldn't have escaped then.lol.poppyxx

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what's s and m

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Matzo dumplings too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not dribbled out and stuck to the bottom of the oven has it?

Be a right bugger to clean off"
luckily it was on a tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it wasn't any old pie...it was an m&s pie!should have an s and m piee.filling wouldn't have escaped then.lol.poppyxx

what's s and m

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sado machism lol.it be chained up.lol.its a play on mand s .poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're welcome to nibble my filling Meaty treat I'd you're hungry

Thanks

We're a generous lot here, you'll get offers for all sorts of things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're welcome to nibble my filling Meaty treat I'd you're hungry

Thanks

We're a generous lot here, you'll get offers for all sorts of things

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I've noticed hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always room for desert? :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just gonna drown my sorrows with a large glass of rioja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick of eating salad.... Fancied a pie, popped it in the oven... Went back licking my lips looking forward to my pie... Opened the oven and the filling has escaped!!!!!! Devastated!!!!!!

Be happy to share my filling with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sick of eating salad.... Fancied a pie, popped it in the oven... Went back licking my lips looking forward to my pie... Opened the oven and the filling has escaped!!!!!! Devastated!!!!!!

Be happy to share my filling with you

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depends what the filling is?

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry

"I'm just gonna drown my sorrows with a large glass of rioja

That sounds a good idea and I will do exactly the same but only because I am coming out in sympathy for you and your pie that never was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just gonna drown my sorrows with a large glass of rioja

That sounds a good idea and I will do exactly the same but only because I am coming out in sympathy for you and your pie that never was.

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raises glass... Cheers Caz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP chicken and mushroom pie. Now for the wake. Cracks open a can xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick of eating salad.... Fancied a pie, popped it in the oven... Went back licking my lips looking forward to my pie... Opened the oven and the filling has escaped!!!!!! Devastated!!!!!!

Be happy to share my filling with you

depends what the filling is?

Now that's a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RIP chicken and mushroom pie. Now for the wake. Cracks open a can xc"

Is that RIP....Rest In Pieces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a very disappointing thread, not one single joke or offer about eating the ladies pie or how people love to eat pie, or some sort of hairy pie joke I'm very very disappointed I expect better from certain people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Matzo dumplings too?

Ok ya got me!

NO matzo dumplings but matzo crackers lol

I'm sooooooooo predictable innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?"

Pft pft pft! Ere ya cheeky monkey that's the name by which Mrs PAXO refers to me n ya have to get special dispensation from Sydney ooooniversity for use thereof. Sooooo can I see ya authorised chitty pronto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl. Good excuse to go to the chippy me thinks

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

my names kylie not jack

I hope there weren't any tears on your pillow

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Next time have a salad pie.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

I ordered pizzahut. And then decided I had lost my appetite thanks to the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie was it?

chicken and mushroom.... Is there some kind of scientific reason it would of escaped??"

There wasn't mush room inside so it chickened out....???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

Unfortunately you have caught me out. The only chitty I have is a Maccy D receipt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

Unfortunately you have caught me out. The only chitty I have is a Maccy D receipt

THAT might get ya in2 the house of commoners or ' buck pal ' but over ere we have rather higher standards than to b swayed by ya manky Maccy D chit chuck

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

Unfortunately you have caught me out. The only chitty I have is a Maccy D receipt

THAT might get ya in2 the house of commoners or ' buck pal ' but over ere we have rather higher standards than to b swayed by ya manky Maccy D chit chuck

You have my sincerest apologies Edna. I will never mention the name Edna again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more upset that I keep getting obi and Ryan mixed up, come on guys what's with the suits it's redders

It's easy really. Obi is still learning to knot his tie

Cheeky sod!!

At least i remembered to put a bloody shirt on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

Unfortunately you have caught me out. The only chitty I have is a Maccy D receipt

THAT might get ya in2 the house of commoners or ' buck pal ' but over ere we have rather higher standards than to b swayed by ya manky Maccy D chit chuck

You have my sincerest apologies Edna. I will never mention the name Edna again. "

You're in luck

Rusty! Sydney has zapped thro to me an approval chit in your name! guess ya must b a man of influence! You're off da hoooook u ya smooth blighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that with Mr Kipling's apple pies, nothing in them so make my own

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd love to sit here all night n commiserate bout ya chickmush pie but I gotta get on wiv me salted cod n gefilte fish it being Friday n everything so I guess it's 'a case of ' I'm alright jack '

Thought your name was Edna?

Unfortunately you have caught me out. The only chitty I have is a Maccy D receipt

THAT might get ya in2 the house of commoners or ' buck pal ' but over ere we have rather higher standards than to b swayed by ya manky Maccy D chit chuck

You have my sincerest apologies Edna. I will never mention the name Edna again.

You're in luck

Rusty! Sydney has zapped thro to me an approval chit in your name! guess ya must b a man of influence! You're off da hoooook u ya smooth blighter

Cool. Hopefully they sent another letting you call me Rusty

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