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i need to apoligise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To my liver and kidneys, I know I promised you guys a couple of days off, but I'm putting you down to some serious over time this weekend

I promise to drink more water next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you off about irresponsible drinking, but I'm lying on a sun lounger in the garden having a beer with my lunch

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all! "

How dare you say I'm abusing my body- I'm worshiping it with offerings of alcohol, pasta, biscuits and other baked products! Now I just need a couple of virgins to sacrifice......

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all!

How dare you say I'm abusing my body- I'm worshiping it with offerings of alcohol, pasta, biscuits and other baked products! Now I just need a couple of virgins to sacrifice...... "

My mistake I do apologise, I didn't think of it in that way, if you can't find virgins on here then maybe chickens or a goat? I will now start worshipping mine with offerings of a cold lager!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all!

How dare you say I'm abusing my body- I'm worshiping it with offerings of alcohol, pasta, biscuits and other baked products! Now I just need a couple of virgins to sacrifice......

My mistake I do apologise, I didn't think of it in that way, if you can't find virgins on here then maybe chickens or a goat? I will now start worshipping mine with offerings of a cold lager! "

I might try a chicken burger and chips later- might have to settle for a born again Virgin in here....think some if them have been born again numerous times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all!

How dare you say I'm abusing my body- I'm worshiping it with offerings of alcohol, pasta, biscuits and other baked products! Now I just need a couple of virgins to sacrifice......

My mistake I do apologise, I didn't think of it in that way, if you can't find virgins on here then maybe chickens or a goat? I will now start worshipping mine with offerings of a cold lager!

I might try a chicken burger and chips later- might have to settle for a born again Virgin in here....think some if them have been born again numerous times "

Oi I am a virgin

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I think it's awful how you people are clearly abusing your bodies in this way! Did nobody ever tell you that your body is your temple?? It's shocking! And Iam in no way reaching for my next lager at all!

How dare you say I'm abusing my body- I'm worshiping it with offerings of alcohol, pasta, biscuits and other baked products! Now I just need a couple of virgins to sacrifice......

My mistake I do apologise, I didn't think of it in that way, if you can't find virgins on here then maybe chickens or a goat? I will now start worshipping mine with offerings of a cold lager!

I might try a chicken burger and chips later- might have to settle for a born again Virgin in here....think some if them have been born again numerous times

Oi I am a virgin "

Yet again saving the day! Give me a J!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Meaty urve been looking for one for the past 10yrs lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oi I am a virgin "

We'll soon sort that for you, pop over to my temple and disrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yet again saving the day! Give me a J! "

The phrase is 'roll me a J'

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"

Yet again saving the day! Give me a J!

The phrase is 'roll me a J' "

I've never heard it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not going to abuse my body. I'm going to destroy the shit out of it

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