FabSwingers.com forum: Oi! sunshine you're nicked by the fashion police?

By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?

Mine are as follows -

1) Crocs on anyone.

2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.

3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.

4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.

5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything thats not unisex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often answer the door to my fb in a onsie, he does t mind it. I think if anything it's rara skirts on women over 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have both a onsie in my 30's and pointy shoes even though I'm a size 12

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Leggings on the larger lady. I'm a big girl myself and wouldn't dare wear them.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"I have both a onsie in my 30's and pointy shoes even though I'm a size 12"

Can you manage the other three crimes I listed then you'll win with a full house at fashion police bingo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"

Yikes Ryan,,,, thats my standard male mode attire.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"

Guilty (Fortherington-Smythe here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a woman today, biggest baps ive ever seen strappy top no bra, tits down to her knees

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans

quite like that look

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Saw a woman today, biggest baps ive ever seen strappy top no bra, tits down to her knees

Sorrry I was in rush this morning

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy

Yikes Ryan,,,, thats my standard male mode attire.....

How much for your antique rocking chair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"

I like to wear this combo when I'm walking to waitrose on a bed of plebs!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a woman today, biggest baps ive ever seen strappy top no bra, tits down to her knees

that's no way to describe me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy

I like to wear this combo when I'm walking to waitrose on a bed of plebs!

You wear a suit jacket and pj bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans

quite like that look

Makes Tor a little horny seeing me in a suit jacket with or without jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!"

Always by the pigeon chested little oikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much the entire hip hop scene since about 1980- including Adidas trainers with no laces, totally impractical for escaping the 5-0 when you've just jacked some mofo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!

Agreed

Yep there's a time and a place for this. Even happened last week at my daughters sports day at school.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

boob tubes and strapped bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy

Yikes Ryan,,,, thats my standard male mode attire.....

How much for your antique rocking chair?

Hey, It’s not antique, it’s the same age as me..!!! sheeeeeesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a woman today, biggest baps ive ever seen strappy top no bra, tits down to her knees

that's no way to describe me

you idiot, wr were at asdas here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have both a onsie in my 30's and pointy shoes even though I'm a size 12

Can you manage the other three crimes I listed then you'll win with a full house at fashion police bingo ?

No never had or will have crocs, don't own a suit jacket and never wear underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear crocs everyday, plastic clogs are standard uniform but I wouldn't wear them normally x

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"I wear crocs everyday, plastic clogs are standard uniform but I wouldn't wear them normally x"

Do you work in a hospital as I can see the hygiene practical sense otherwise sunshine you're nicked ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans

quite like that look

I find that a very sexy look too

Gill

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14"

Damn, best shoot me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14"
im quite big but I'm forever in a maxi dress, I'm a fourteen on the bottom but wear a twenty dress to fit my boobs in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I have a onsie

But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!

Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a onsie

But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!

Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hit"
oh i wear my kappas with a nice heel to go out x

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I have a onsie

But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!

Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hitoh i wear my kappas with a nice heel to go out x"

See classy welsh people, I tell you I always see people staring at me when I walk by, I just know they are thinking stylish bird x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"

thats seriously hot, especially with a tight t shirt underneath mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers walking round sucking dummies which seemed to be fashionable the other year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14

Damn, best shoot me now!

yep get me in that firing line up too..

i find because ive a bust they hug my top half and hug my shape well.. while covering my legs woop

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I wear leggings as an alternative to tights - comfier and they don't fall down! My arse andthighs are covered by whatever I have on top.

I bought a maxi dress today but haven't tried it on yet I anticipate it might be going back. It's strapless and has large colour block stripes of black, red, grey, possibly blue. I reckon there's a good chance I'll resemble a multi layered jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?

Mine are as follows -

1) Crocs on anyone.

2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.

3) Men wearing their boxers halfway

down their posterior.

4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.

5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy

of Billy Smart's circus."

Lmfao! All of the above

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

large women wearing flowy size mark f clothes

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?

Mine are as follows -

1) Crocs on anyone.

2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.

3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.

4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.

5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus."

Only guilty of the Crocs but not really worn them for a year or two, at one point I had red, pink and green ones and wore them all the time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!

Always by the pigeon chested little oikes

Or it's the ones from the back that look average or slim and then they turn around to reveal a 9 month pregnant belly that must have twins in there.

I don't really understand the women who dress as if for the beach in the Med or Caribbean to go to work. It's hot but you should still look appropriate for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strapless dresses with back fat...

I hate escalators.... Crusty skin on feet.... Bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to say those see through leggings on bigger women.

The ones which show everything when you bend over

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Mark F

one size up from a marquee

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!"

Yuck, its really chavvy

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Mark F

one size up from a marquee

Would you rather big women wore clothes too small for them then?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Strapless dresses with back fat...

I hate escalators.... Crusty skin on feet.... Bleurgh"

If it doesn't cover my back fat I'm not going to wear it, strapless or otherwise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14

Damn, best shoot me now!

Oh me too !!!

So the last few meets have lied to get into my pants !!!!! Grrrr fuckers !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunni loves to see slim ladies in primark leggings..says its great if wornn with thongs...

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I'm going to say those see through leggings on bigger women.

The ones which show everything when you bend over

Them on any size woman! Just wrong! And they always have the biggest most patterened pants ever!

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Jeggings are illegal for either sex so I shall be perusing fab folk for potential arrests via the fashion police

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I just get everything from Next these days, but have a few vintage jackets.

I dress to please myself, not other people. I don't like seeing men wear vests in hot weather, I'd prefer T shirts, a long sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up or bare-chested. But not vests. I don't like tight leggings on the more generously thighed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?

Mine are as follows -

1) Crocs on anyone.

2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.

3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.

4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.

5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus."

I've got a onsie and I'm 31. But i only wear it home alone, and when I'm feeling like crap

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Mutton dressed as lamb springs to my mind.... embrace your age and dress appropriately. ... unless its for fun in the bedroom... wear whatever floats your boat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish we could have the shell suit back. I'd have a pink one, teamed with high heeled stilettos and I'd wear it to every meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish we could have the shell suit back. I'd have a pink one, teamed with high heeled stilettos and I'd wear it to every meat

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