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The Woodentops: Just a children's show, or clever subliminal naturist propaganda..??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from the 'Sooty is an OAP' thread, I am still troubled, many years down the line, about that other little classic of children's programming: The Woodentops.

Did the BBC not realise they had an entire family of topless naturists parading themselves in front of innocent children every Wednesday at 1.45pm.?????

I feel the Savile enquiry should be informed without delay!!!!!!

ted.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

and did you notice how poor old spotty dog walked and the rspca did nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what about poor old muffin the mule !!!!

& know body did a thing to help him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what about poor old muffin the mule !!!!

& know body did a thing to help him "

Yes, and the theme song to that too... "We want muffin"..... well we all know that, but we don't have to go shouting about it from the rooftops, do we....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not forgetting Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the magic roundabout!! A head and apot smoker!!

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

Not forgetting. ..

Torchy the battery boy hmmmm...

Twizzle - get him excited and things get longer

Sarah Brown and her naughty boy toy Hoppity !!! He'll dance and sing if you wind up his. .. won't we all !!

And of course the notorious Captain Pugwash.

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot


"Not forgetting Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines!! "

Plus Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy.

To be fair it was actually Tom the cabin boy but that's not as much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And none of you are worried about the current in the Night Garden?????? now there are deffo subliminal messages there

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

And the programme that should have been banned for its lurid title. ...

Blue Peter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the magic roundabout!! A head and apot smoker!! "

and.... 'Time for bed....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not forgetting Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines!!

Plus Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy.

To be fair it was actually Tom the cabin boy but that's not as much fun. "

And there wasn't a Master Bates or Seaman Staines either, more's the pity.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and did you notice how poor old spotty dog walked and the rspca did nothing"

.. and some vicious bastard had tied strings to his head and legs!!!!!

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

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"And none of you are worried about the current in the Night Garden?????? now there are deffo subliminal messages there "

Nah.. coming after characters called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po it's pretty tame. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the magic roundabout!! A head and apot smoker!!

and.... 'Time for bed....' "

And The Moomins!! Some dirty bastard had his finger up their ass for gods sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Did the BBC not realise they had an entire family of topless naturists parading themselves in front of innocent children every Wednesday at 1.45pm.?????

"

Of course - that explains everything! I knew that I must have picked up the habit from somewhere!

It must have been all those hours that I spent in front of the tele at such an impressionable age....

And now, well, I just can't help myself..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boing , time for bed said zebede .

Now if that's not an offer , never new Florence was a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about mr ben? Going through the curtain every day in his shop

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Fingermouse..need I say more!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Fingermouse..need I say more!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

On the Woodentops, as Daddy went in the front door, Sam went out the back door!

And what about Andy Pandy, Looby Lou and Ted in the same basket!!

Disgraceful smut. No wonder I turned out like I did lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What with all the glove puppetry, finger puppetry and the thinly disguised fisting all kinds of characters going on in kids programming back, I wonder if BBC actually stood for Broadcasting Buggery Continually.... ??

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