FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid sayings..........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyone else mom etc used to say daft things ?

mine was....

"if you fall out of that tree and break ya legs, dont come running to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone else mom etc used to say daft things ?

mine was....

"if you fall out of that tree and break ya legs, dont come running to me "

my mom used to say that to me when i was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooooooooo sisters

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"If things don't change they will stay as they are"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my mum's got loads of em

'look at that for the price of fish'

'nice bit of Schmutter' (apprently about fabric cos she says it when looking at clothes lol)

'cant sit around here lollygaggling'

i swear she makes half of them up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Do you want a smack?

eerrrr if I have a choice then no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about

well i'll go to the foot of our stairs

whats all that about

and

its a bit black over bills mothers

whos bill and hats his mother got to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never apologize.

I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

If you dont stop crying i will give you some thing to cry about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if the wind changes, you will stick like that !!!

it did...and i did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laughing my socks off at this lot.... there must be a mums hand book with all these sayings in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know where ya brother is...Up Jacks arse and round the corner...

Never did find Jacks arse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do you want me to come up there and give you a good hiding" ???

of course you gonna say yes please. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats for dinner mom ????

"shit with sugar on"

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

(me)whats for dinner......

(mum) shit and sugar, now piss off...

nice mum huh lol

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"whats for dinner mom ????

"shit with sugar on"

OMG lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

spookey !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats for dinner?......a run round the table and a chew at the leg

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"spookey !!!

init lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you wont to see the back of my hand(when threatening to give me a slap)

yes please mom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum said to me eat all that up... there's children starving in Africa would be thankful for that I got a clip round the ear for being cheeky and saying ...post it to them then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a braw bird the puddock??

see if i have to get up to u?

take the pea oot that whistle??

what for yi wont go by yi?? (unless its the bloody bus!)

the perrinial fav do u want a slap??

oh and the dinner one was a common one too lol xx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

ma grandad used to come out wi things like "pull up yer socks yer feets in the water"

ussually meant i was too late in doing something

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dont come crying to me when youve poked ya eyes out!!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

You be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mums bum in a band box!!

usually quoted when we spent too much time shouting 'MUM!!'

wtf??????

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i have one saying that my kids hate...

in a shop if they start going on.. 'i want this, can i have, i want i want'

i just shout bk get a bloody job and buy it yourself.

most times it shuts them up, but more often then not one will say 'you have money so i dont need a job'

(uaslly the boy!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my dad's ...

'Ask, don't get. Don't ask, don't want'

no win situation!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

There's no such word as can't

Knock the t off and you can

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The worst one ever and one I swore I would'nt use on my children....

Don't do as I do,do as I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a typical welsh one for you..."i'll be there now in a minute" Hx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold these two sheep whilst I count them...Mates Welsh Dad used to say that bless him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another welsh one...."whos coat is this jacket?" Hx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

make sure you have clean under ware on in case you get runover

ffs that would be the first thing that got soiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nana used to say... you must eat all your dinner before you get pudding, and if you do eat all your dinner you won't need pudding

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I can hear what you are thinking" and she fookin well could an all

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Me: "How long's tea going to be?"

Mum: "6inches - it's a sausage."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when we were getting thwacked with a garden cane mother used to tell us....wait for it....wait for it...."this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!".....how the fuk she ever figured that out i'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nan used to say "you make a better door than a window" if i was in the way of the TV ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad used to say that

last one LOL

...and my friend's Nanna used to say:

"You know what thought did -

'ee walked behind a muck cart and thought it were a wedding."

and

"Black as The Devil's nutting bag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always remember my Dad saying "do I look stupid" if I pulled some stunt or other ... never nad the courage to answer him honestly ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive told you a million times ....dont exaggerate ...

and

can a duck swim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......

can a duck swim ?

One of Dad's was "does a one legged duck swim in circles?" ..... I actually found myself using that one recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go straight around the corner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it"

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By *ATURISTASCouple
over a year ago

BENIDORM

¿ Ya know what thought thought ? He thought he'd farted and shit himself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¿ Ya know what thought thought ? He thought he'd farted and shit himself !"

The version we have is "And you know what thought did? Followed a shit cart, and thought it was a wedding"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My mother in law was Irish,you could phone her up and she would say...

It is yaself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i dont see you through the week,ill see you through the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say to me as a kid

God tells me when your telling lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its always in the last place you look

Well your not going to look, find it, then keep on looking are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my old ma had a few when i asked what was for tea i got the shit with sugar on or another was duck and roll god knows what that is

if id lost something and asked her if she knew were it was she would say up your bum on the 2nd shelf

but the craziest one was when she wanted me to go to the shop she would say run both ways and walk back apparently it means hurry up

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By *wift_wingMan
over a year ago

slough

My old granny used to sya to me when I was bugging her in the kitchen..........."Why don't you go and play with the traffic on the M1"

Guess what I do for a living now? Yep..I play with the traffic on the M1

mao.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

My mom used to say "wait till your father gets home" And i always asked if she was going to get her hair off with him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change""
lmao now that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle

my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle

my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! "
oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle

my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx"

better still I'll take you round to meet her... she's over the...... glueing -the- carpet- divot- he- removed- while- practicing -his- golf- swing- in- the- lounge- burst- the- light- bulb- above- his- head- and- sliced- his- shot- trick!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle

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lmfao...deal!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle

lmfao...deal!!!!!"

have yea got time on yea cock !!!!!!

where do you think i wear my watch ???

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A friends mum used to say this when someone was bigging themselves up or being a bit too confident/full of themself for her liking;

"He thinks he's Archie, he's not even fit to be the flea on Archies dog"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad used to say were going out for the day, when we asked where he would say Ourgate and Windowview, he thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat burnt toast as it will make your hair curly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat burnt toast as it will make your hair curly."

and eat your Crusts if you want Curly hair

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