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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've no idea how the let me on with all you sexy lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a munters bench. Take a seat next to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a munters bench. Take a seat next to us "

can we join you on the bench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know how ugly I was till I started sending face pics to people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move up xxx

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Ugly is not pc. Nowadays we should say 'differently attractive'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/07/13 06:48:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly is not pc. Nowadays we should say 'differently attractive'. "

Haha or attractively challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly is not pc. Nowadays we should say 'differently attractive'. "

I like that. This munters bench is getting crowded.

I used to be able to stretch out on it, or even have a lie down.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

I'm too ugly to sit on the ugly bench, so I have to sit on the floor.

I don't mind as such, I just wish you all wouldn't kick me as you pass me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't know how ugly I was till I started sending face pics to people "

I thought that after the dare to show threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum use to feed me with a catapult i was that ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we are all headless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was born, the midwife slapped me mum.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was born, the midwife slapped me mum..... "

Lucky you, I got tossed in the bin

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you

I'll stop by B&Q and pick up some more benches so I can get my fat arse on there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too ugly to sit on the ugly bench, so I have to sit on the floor.

I don't mind as such, I just wish you all wouldn't kick me as you pass me by.

"

Budge up please I'm never going to fit my fat arse in that tinny gap !!! oh and Shy stay there I want a foot stool ! May be here some time need to get comfy

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"I'll stop by B&Q and pick up some more benches so I can get my fat arse on there.. "

I thought we were all pretty.........pretty ugly that is well someone has to keep photoshop in business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum use to tie a bone round my neck so the dog would play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id frighten a police horse

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Ms hx.

Thanks. Now I'm a foot stool rather than a door matt.

Maybe just maybe ill get to sit on the ugly bench with all you munters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more ? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms hx.

Thanks. Now I'm a foot stool rather than a door matt.

Maybe just maybe ill get to sit on the ugly bench with all you munters.

"

Looking at the sexy pics of some of the munters on this bench the view from down there is not so bad !!! Oh and keep still ! If your a good boy I may let you rub my feet too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for one more ? Xxx"
No kelly you are not ugly so you will have to leave im afraid xx

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"Ms hx.

Thanks. Now I'm a foot stool rather than a door matt.

Maybe just maybe ill get to sit on the ugly bench with all you munters.

Looking at the sexy pics of some of the munters on this bench the view from down there is not so bad !!! Oh and keep still ! If your a good boy I may let you rub my feet too !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms hx.

Thanks. Now I'm a foot stool rather than a door matt.

Maybe just maybe ill get to sit on the ugly bench with all you munters.

Looking at the sexy pics of some of the munters on this bench the view from down there is not so bad !!! Oh and keep still ! If your a good boy I may let you rub my feet too !! "
Pass us your feet x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m so ugly when I go out ,, I m on the push,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had shutters on my pram

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

I (mr s) is so ugly I feel out the ugly tree and hit every branch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't know how ugly I was till I started sending face pics to people "

made me laugh... wake up :D stop allowing others to manipulate how you feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I can claim the prize for the facially challenged.

My mother used to tie a pork chop around my neck just to get the dogs to play with me.

Oh the shame of it all...... Move over peeps I'm placing my derrier next to yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms hx.

Thanks. Now I'm a foot stool rather than a door matt.

Maybe just maybe ill get to sit on the ugly bench with all you munters.

"

promotion, if you do a good job you might get to sit on the bench

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when pounding away doggy style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for one more ? Xxx No kelly you are not ugly so you will have to leave im afraid xx"

Awww thank you but I'm staying seems fun here mind you no idea why your here xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think we should join as we can not get meets also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to get the tree surgeon out to repair all the branches i hit on the way down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if i was the secrete love child from andrew lloyd webber and susan boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if i was the secrete love child from andrew lloyd webber and susan boyle "

Was it the mono brow that gave it away?

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Well im an ugly sod yet I pulled a fit bird.... Maybe she just feels sorry for me theres hope for us uglies too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if i was the secrete love child from andrew lloyd webber and susan boyle

Was it the mono brow that gave it away? "

Sadly i think its much more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly is not pc. Nowadays we should say 'differently attractive'.

Haha or attractively challenged "
or visually challenged .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been called fugly

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"Id frighten a police horse"
i am a police horse.......check out my fetlocks

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"Id frighten a police horse i am a police horse.......check out my fetlocks"

Me and Gail platt have a lot in common.. You couldn't kick putty any uglier.. Room for a little em??

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Thought this was a thread on my ex ! Meow !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just light hearted banter x

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ugly is not pc. Nowadays we should say 'differently attractive'.

Haha or attractively challenged or visually challenged .xx "

No that means blind. They are the ones who go for the differently attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If beauty is only skin deep.... My ex mother-in-law was born inside out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a bench? Im the one told to sit behind the bench and face the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if i was the secrete love child from andrew lloyd webber and susan boyle "
lol that is real funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Despite this being aimed at as a negative post we've turned it positive, you guys are amazing beautiful people, some more than others plus my fat arse gets to sit bang centre unless someone's got a knee I can sit on??

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