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Just a Little Poo....

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By *icked weasel OP   Couple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Seriously.. wasnt close enough to reach home and i needed to poo..

Luckily enough i Had a Choice of Many places to have a free dump...

Question is - Where would you go if you really had to.. ???

McDonalds.. Kfc, asda, morrisons, debenhams, tesco... whetherspoons etc etc

I ended up in Sainsburys...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The nearest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's - leave them my Happy Meal

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

None, I cant poo in public toilets.

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

My god

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"None, I cant poo in public toilets."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do we want to know this?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Maccy D's

And if you say you'll be back to order food, but don't, that's a MacShit with lies....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Mc Ds love the irony as I would not touch their shite food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where ever. When I squirt a turd, I ain't fussed where I am. The only thing I hate is sitting on a warm toilet seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse cheeks only activate my toilet at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maccy D's

And if you say you'll be back to order food, but don't, that's a MacShit with lies.... "

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

This thread is shit

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.

Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Good poo thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None, I cant poo in public toilets."

Nor can i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has just spoilt my Friday

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Tescos would have been my choice.

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally in indian restaurants... am sure they have a recycling policy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd have to be ultra desperate as I avoid public toilets if I can. It would have to the closest. Tesco if that's possible as I don't shop there.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"This has just spoilt my Friday "
If this spoilt your Friday it was heading that way anyway? Are you constipated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None, I cant poo in public toilets."

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to do a poo at johns house

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

MacDonald's, whenever I've been in a city abroad and needed a loo I've headed for McDonalds as you know there going to be clean

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"None, I cant poo in public toilets.

This ^"

I can only release a food baby in a public toilet when Im desperate! The toilet rim would need to be heavily padded with toilet paper to avoid contact

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where's my ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I really had to (I hate pooing anywhere other than my own loo) then I'd go for the quietest, the one with the least amount of people to over hear me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway "
I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway "

b

Boom boom.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo..... "

Can't gay men smell?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

Can't gay men smell?"
As far as I am aware they can but they never say owt...even when it smells.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

Can't gay men smell?As far as I am aware they can but they never say owt...even when it smells. "

If I do one in public. I always make sure I have an upper class poo, because their shit never stinks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

Can't gay men smell?As far as I am aware they can but they never say owt...even when it smells.

If I do one in public. I always make sure I have an upper class poo, because their shit never stinks "
Do you have fairies at the bottom of your garden as well?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

Can't gay men smell?As far as I am aware they can but they never say owt...even when it smells.

If I do one in public. I always make sure I have an upper class poo, because their shit never stinks Do you have fairies at the bottom of your garden as well? "

Nope just a Portaloo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....

Can't gay men smell?As far as I am aware they can but they never say owt...even when it smells.

If I do one in public. I always make sure I have an upper class poo, because their shit never stinks Do you have fairies at the bottom of your garden as well?

Nope just a Portaloo "
Well at least the fairies and Pixies have somewhere to poo.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Diamond - haha you need to see this. Google smeg the good poo guide.

It has pictures too lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Do you have fairies at the bottom of your garden as well?

Nope just a Portaloo Well at least the fairies and Pixies have somewhere to poo. "

When he says Portaloo what he means is potty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work twelve - fourteen hour shifts in London so I am often caught short. It used to be horrendous trying to find a loo that you could use but Boris has brought in a scheme where your company gets promoted if your toilets are open to the public. This has made it a lot better.

McDonald's are by far the cleanest and most accessible toilets.

If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.

The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I work twelve - fourteen hour shifts in London so I am often caught short. It used to be horrendous trying to find a loo that you could use but Boris has brought in a scheme where your company gets promoted if your toilets are open to the public. This has made it a lot better.

McDonald's are by far the cleanest and most accessible toilets.

If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.

The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free. "

Cologne ! Ooh bet that's a ring sting

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I want to do a poo at johns house"

haha too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.

The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free.

Cologne ! Ooh bet that's a ring sting "

Ouchy wouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the info!

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Well this thread has put me off quite a few guys

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

OMG not a poo but a wee.. on the way to birmingham.. I stopped at two garages getting more and more desperate.. they said NO I was not allowed to use the toilets even if I bought petrol scared of robbery's

Me !! do i look like a robber .. ?? nope you cant use the toilet..

drove on to a group of shops think it was an Aldi or lydl .. NO we have no toilets for customers .. ended up driving round the back and weeing in the carpark.. How stoopid is that.. !!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"OMG not a poo but a wee.. on the way to birmingham.. I stopped at two garages getting more and more desperate.. they said NO I was not allowed to use the toilets even if I bought petrol scared of robbery's

Me !! do i look like a robber .. ?? nope you cant use the toilet..

drove on to a group of shops think it was an Aldi or lydl .. NO we have no toilets for customers .. ended up driving round the back and weeing in the carpark.. How stoopid is that.. !! "

Have you considered purchasing a she-wee ?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I always try hold off till i'm at work, There is no better feeling sitting dumping and getting paid for it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"OMG not a poo but a wee.. on the way to birmingham.. I stopped at two garages getting more and more desperate.. they said NO I was not allowed to use the toilets even if I bought petrol scared of robbery's

Me !! do i look like a robber .. ?? nope you cant use the toilet..

drove on to a group of shops think it was an Aldi or lydl .. NO we have no toilets for customers .. ended up driving round the back and weeing in the carpark.. How stoopid is that.. !!

Have you considered purchasing a she-wee ? "

Nope I havent..

I normally am very controlled about my toilet habits.

Didnt bother me to wee in a carpark ..not my fault they dont supply facilities is it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need to drop the kids at the pool you have to

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway

b

Boom boom."

Hope you feel better now

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.

Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously "

Amen

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.

Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously

Amen"

If we're talking free it would have to be a Waitrose. Only cos it usually costs to be smug.

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