FabSwingers.com forum: Experts Unite!!!

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There seem to be a lot of experts online on these here forums, so pray tell us all seeing ,all knowing forumites, what is your area of expertise? If its crap what would you like it to be?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"what is your area of expertise? "

Knowing useless crap and winding people up

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"what is your area of expertise?

Knowing useless crap and winding people up

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Im beginning to think you are rather accomplished at at least one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skin peeling

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Skin peeling

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Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An expert at not taking myself seriously and being a court jester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know nothing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the uncanny knack of being able to talk shite and get away with it...expertoshiteo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know nothing

Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dabble in many things and like to know a little about a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist."

u can dig up my bone with ur mouth

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sucking cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Expert at avoiding twats

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By *allDarkFoxForYouMan
over a year ago

Winchester/London

I'm a journalist for a well known quality newspaper and a lecturer in modern history

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.

u can dig up my bone with ur mouth"

Lol should we film it for Time Team?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Jack of all trades, master of non!' But I do get paid for fiddling with nipples all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know nothing

Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave

I have a perve detector if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.

u can dig up my bone with ur mouth

Lol should we film it for Time Team?"

I'd prefer tag-team though

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am an accomplished perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donuts.

Oh - and jaegerbombs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in being shy and reserved

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.

u can dig up my bone with ur mouth

Lol should we film it for Time Team?

I'd prefer tag-team though

So now we're wrestling? I'm going to regret saying that....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Knowing my limitations.

Procrastination.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expert in the art of killing threads

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

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Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In all truth theres not that much I cant or won't do but my real knack lays in fucking my self up in 1 way or anther

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

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No, that's neanderthal man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to believe I know a thing or two about camping, jewellery, and quality assurance in the manufacturing industry.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is this thread all about femme?

....seein as your askin my expertise is fucking oral...

Now what?...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

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My heads cabbaged already.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wtf is this thread all about femme?

....seein as your askin my expertise is fucking oral...

Now what?...

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Whats with the fucking attitude?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

My heads cabbaged already.

Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am jack of all trades master of none lol

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Procrastination mkii here but that also includes delaying gratification...until you're begging for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the fucking attitude?

It's the heat...that's my besy excuse.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

My heads cabbaged already.

Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts

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Its never that easy....

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

My heads cabbaged already.

Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts

Its never that easy....

Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

once and it makes them cum

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

My heads cabbaged already.

Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts

Its never that easy....

Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol

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Sweetheart.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

once and it makes them cum"
Not blow up women Paddy....real women doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh!

my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh!

my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses"

and she squirts vodka

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man"

No, that's neanderthal man.

Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is

My heads cabbaged already.

Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts

Its never that easy....

Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol

Sweetheart.

Hahaha, Awww cheers.. Guess I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking then lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm

Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?

once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh!

my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses

and she squirts vodka"
If only you had said Patron Tequila......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know nothing

Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave

I have a perve detector if that helps

I'm fooked then

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin

four skining....lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am an expert at running many departments

*courtesy of the bullshit department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of bullshit.....

I know you think that you understand what you thought I said,

But I'm not entirely sure you realise, that what you heard is not what I meant

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"There seem to be a lot of experts online on these here forums, so pray tell us all seeing ,all knowing forumites, what is your area of expertise? If its crap what would you like it to be?

$hit cleaning - when it hits the fan i get to clean it up (engineer i think is the professional title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an expert in having big boobs

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

I'd like to be an expert boob examiner

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Pussy examiner.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making people laugh without trying to be funny

I have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are experts in cheesy lines and innuendos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry sense of humour - Id say I have

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not exceptionally good at anything or have in-depth knowledge about anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just an expert"

Ex = Has been....

Spurt = Drip under pressure....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at being misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Expert in the art of killing threads"

So its not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry sense of humour - Id say I have"

Sure we could lube up that dryness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking expert

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Everything obviously! Or so many of my pontifications lead me to believe.

Main area though is pushing my tongue firmly into my cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expert at avoiding twats"

Oh I'm an expert in attracting twats !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spilling and longuage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double entendres. I'm always slipping one in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digital mapping and global positioning satellites

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