FabSwingers.com forum: Very massive problem!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi guys!!

I have a massive problem: I'm feeling more horny than ever, hot as hell and nothing seems to calm me down: I tried the shower and now I even feel turned on watching "Not going out".... I need help!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bromide

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its the Fab Forum social in just over a week. Tie a knot in it.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its the Fab Forum social in just over a week. Tie a knot in it."

Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you: is it on the saturday?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

if that fails tie 2 knots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think a safety wank might be on the cards.....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bromide"

Ahah, I'm actually considering it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married that will sort it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Its the Fab Forum social in just over a week. Tie a knot in it.

Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you: is it on the saturday? "

Yes. 27th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slam in in adoor that will cure the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think a safety wank might be on the cards.....

ted."

Just as if it didn't happe again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Going and make up an ice pack and administer it to the affected area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"slam in in adoor that will cure the problem

Lol I was just going to say the freezer door, help with the swelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going and make up an ice pack and administer it to the affected area."

Only if you offer to administer it yourself... (told you I was horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi guys!!

Not going out is funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi guys!!

Not going out is funny!

It's funny but no one should ever have a casual wank watching it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just have a wank.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Going and make up an ice pack and administer it to the affected area.

Only if you offer to administer it yourself... (told you I was horny

You do realise that sounds like a very backhanded compliment, don't you? Stick to the freezer door suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going and make up an ice pack and administer it to the affected area.

Only if you offer to administer it yourself... (told you I was horny

)

You do realise that sounds like a very backhanded compliment, don't you? Stick to the freezer door suggestion.

Actually, I didnt: I was more thinking that even a not-so-pleasurable thing such as putting some ice on my crootch could become enjoyable if you administrate it... Sorry it didn't come across this way

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

'Massive' problem huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Massive' problem huh

Fine, reasonably sized problem that, still, prevents me from showing myself in my very own kitchen.... better??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

WWW.annewiddicombe.com..

put you off sex for life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the opposite of a casual wank?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"whats the opposite of a casual wank?"

One where you have a commitment and make promises.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"whats the opposite of a casual wank?"

suppose a formal one..

but bollocks to wearing a penguin suit..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"whats the opposite of a casual wank?"

You take your hand out for food first.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"'Massive' problem huh

Fine, reasonably sized problem that, still, prevents me from showing myself in my very own kitchen.... better??

Do you often expose yourself in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Massive' problem huh

Fine, reasonably sized problem that, still, prevents me from showing myself in my very own kitchen.... better??

Do you often expose yourself in the kitchen

Just go there to make some food from time to time... but no matter how I would dress, my "state" would be quite obvious!!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Sellotape, leg, sorted

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

it's the sun that does it - made me hornier than hell for a few days at the beginning of the month . . . sent a couple of overly-amorous texts to a fb - didn't go down well - still unforgiven - be warned !

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