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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I go quiet for a day or two and the rumours range from alien abduction, an industrial bacon slicer accident - to the good old naughty step!

None of which are true !! I've just been busy with work (and yes, some fun too!) - but it's a nice reminder that occasionally your devastatingly witty/mundane drivel (delete as you think appropriate!) contributions to the forums we all love are sometimes noticed when absent!

So to those of you who've checked to see I'm alive and well - thanks! And to those who couldn't give a monkeys - carry on!!

PS - if anyone else has gone missing - drop em a line - you may brighten their day!!

PPS - apologies for a happy thread on a Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't worry - I knew you'd need your norks and flanter (which is flirty banter hehe) soon!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

oh hello who are you again??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why are you still in a suit? I know you've been busy with work (you say) but I'm getting hot just looking at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh hello who are you again??

we all know what your up too.. your fan club often tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been quiet for a while?

Hadn't noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant message you obi xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

As if!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Of course it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

I thought ya loves the forum - you've been around long enough to know it can turn mean and growly in a second.

Now, get your suit off and jump in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

I thought ya loves the forum - you've been around long enough to know it can turn mean and growly in a second.

Now, get your suit off and jump in the bath."

Hey Lickety we can get him in the jacuzzi at Cupids and all stand and perve - it'll be like Canada in action haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think of you went missing for an hour Obi it would be noticed. Your like the pied piper, except it's the women blowing on your whistle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

I thought ya loves the forum - you've been around long enough to know it can turn mean and growly in a second.

Now, get your suit off and jump in the bath.

Hey Lickety we can get him in the jacuzzi at Cupids and all stand and perve - it'll be like Canada in action haha!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

I thought ya loves the forum - you've been around long enough to know it can turn mean and growly in a second.

Now, get your suit off and jump in the bath.

Hey Lickety we can get him in the jacuzzi at Cupids and all stand and perve - it'll be like Canada in action haha!"

I've been to Canada and it's not like that there. I don't know what Fab Canada is like.

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

Hey! How's you? Long time no see!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

I think you have one but maybe they're all blocked from contacting you directly.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

You and me both floro.

Obi, it must feel so nice to be loved and missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a tracker on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

Hey! How's you? Long time no see!!

Ha whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

I think you have one but maybe they're all blocked from contacting you directly. "

Ah those filters again ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought you'd just gone quiet after Brokeback. I didn't realise you were MIA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please note ( thank you for the mails)

It was tongue in cheek !!!!

Swoooosh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey Obi! How was the camping trip with Ryan? Glad you made it all back in one piece. Unlike him, eh? No holes barred or what? Anyway, what I really meant to say was welcome back and the correct plural of forum is fora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiiii Obi stop stealing my thunder, it's me they send the search parties out for lol

Ps have u been missing? Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who went missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'look at me' threads?

Need you ask? Come on it's obi we are talking about

That's it !!!

I'm going into hiding again!

You're all meanies!!

I thought ya loves the forum - you've been around long enough to know it can turn mean and growly in a second.

Now, get your suit off and jump in the bath.

Hey Lickety we can get him in the jacuzzi at Cupids and all stand and perve - it'll be like Canada in action haha!

I've been to Canada and it's not like that there. I don't know what Fab Canada is like.

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

I've been to Canada too, and no one perved me in a jacuzzi... well, apart from those lumberjacks one evening....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't miss you... Didn't realise you had gone... Sorry not part of any fan club...carry on as you were

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I go quiet for a day or two and the rumours range from alien abduction, an industrial bacon slicer accident - to the good old naughty step!

So to those of you who've checked to see I'm alive and well - thanks! And to those who couldn't give a monkeys - carry on!!

PS - if anyone else has gone missing - drop em a line - you may brighten their day!!

PPS - apologies for a happy thread on a Thursday!

Feeling well and truly chastised

Maybe I should go back to playing with sexycouple's marbles on the naughty steps...where I might add you did not come looking to see if I was ok!! Men! Men! Men!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Oooops!! That was meant to be a joke

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It makes me feel normal.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping. "

You have so many men and women in your fan club, you made that sexist comment and you don't like clogs. I restrict my love for you as I know it is hopeless and I don't want to be pining for you on those long lonely nights.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

Sexist comment? Surely not !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It makes me feel normal.

It's all relative.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

Sexist comment? Surely not !"
don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It makes me feel normal.

It's all relative."
and subjective.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

Sexist comment? Surely not !don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Haha what's for supper?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

You have so many men and women in your fan club, you made that sexist comment just and you don't like clogs. I restrict my love for you as I know it is hopeless and I don't want to be pining for you on those long lonely nights.

Sexist comment? Surely not !don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Haha what's for supper?"
just for you my sweet, double burgers and mcflurry

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

Sexist comment? Surely not !don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the banter and some of the thing you lot say makeme laugh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

You have so many men and women in your fan club, you made that sexist comment i love him most we have common interestsand you don't like clogs. I restrict my love for you as I know it is hopeless and I don't want to be pining for you on those long lonely nights.

Sexist comment? Surely not !don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love."
I love him the most we have common interests.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not really in the Obi fanclub - I luvs Funky and Soxy (and sometimes Ryan) and... it's quite a long list actually.

Only sometimes ! Guess that's when you want your back stairs sweeping.

Sexist comment? Surely not !don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Haha what's for supper?just for you my sweet, double burgers and mcflurry"

Ooh you never said it was a party

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests."

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests.

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?"
poo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests.

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?poo"

Damn! I'd forgotten about your shared scat appreciation society. You win. I'll love him from afar and think of him with you from now on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests.

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?poo

Damn! I'd forgotten about your shared scat appreciation society. You win. I'll love him from afar and think of him with you from now on."
a www you can have jay if you like as he's cratchity with hayfever

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi don't you go getting me a dirty reputation lol

I just happen to know the different styles and names

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests.

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?poo

Damn! I'd forgotten about your shared scat appreciation society. You win. I'll love him from afar and think of him with you from now on.a www you can have jay if you like as he's cratchity with hayfever

I'll look after Jay and give him a kiss on his forehead so that he doesn't feel so cratchity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye eye what's going on here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt notice anyone missing ive been keeping busy and having lustful thoughts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye eye what's going on here??

I did notice that you have been quiet Dave, sorry Obi! Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

don't you worry Ryan, I'm here to protect you from the nasty lady

Nasty lady - me??? I haven't killed people on here. I love him and I'm protecting from the full force of my love.I love him the most we have common interests.

I like biscuits and burgers. What else is there?poo

I'll look after Jay and give him a kiss on his forehead so that he doesn't feel so cratchity. "
and I will just sneak of into the sunset with my little poo expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

I think you have one but maybe they're all blocked from contacting you directly. "

No that's the stalker club

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No one checks on me when I go quiet

I need a bloody fan club

I think you have one but maybe they're all blocked from contacting you directly.

No that's the stalker club

Is that run by Superstalker as one of his departments?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No it is not

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I know. You're right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I know. You're right

Oh god!

Ryan's cloned himself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I know. You're right

Oh god!

Ryan's cloned himself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I didn't with the bingo bus comment

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I didn't with the bingo bus comment

You got there in the end Debs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

Or even 8 hours later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I love about the forum is you can post about someone, knowing full well they will see it and answer near enough straight away

I didn't with the bingo bus comment

You got there in the end Debs

Only because someone mailed me

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