FabSwingers.com forum: Where is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The weirdest place for me was probably in my porta loo at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire

Damn mine was Lancashire

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Yorkshire

Damn mine was Lancashire

Cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire

Damn mine was Lancashire

Cheshire

Derbyshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornwall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the shed roof, late at night in a thunder storm.

It made me feel like Thor!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the shed roof, late at night in a thunder storm.

It made me feel like Thor!!!!

I take it it was 'hammering' down then?

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Driving a lorry on the m4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the shed roof, late at night in a thunder storm.

It made me feel like Thor!!!!

I take it it was 'hammering' down then?"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the back of a boat in the middle of Loch Lomond on a sunny day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving a lorry on the m4 "

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Services on the M27 in my car during an off the cuff Skype call - killed my data download but good fun - broad daylight fairly secluded but others around - one eye on my phone one keeping a look out - as for the 3rd eye

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

700 foot underground in a coalmine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving a lorry on the m4 "

How stupid and dangerous us that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be on a bouncy castle with my wife's sister lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be on a bouncy castle with my wife's sister lol"

That's shocking!

How did you keep rhythm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be on a bouncy castle with my wife's sister lol

That's shocking!

How did you keep rhythm?

Lol ya gotta try it . It's great haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be on a bouncy castle with my wife's sister lol

That's shocking!

How did you keep rhythm?

Lol ya gotta try it . It's great haha"

Cool can you introduce us to your wife's sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be on a bouncy castle with my wife's sister lol

That's shocking!

How did you keep rhythm?

Lol ya gotta try it . It's great haha"

Think I'll pass on that one...

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was also on a bouncy castle with his wifes sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the beach

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"on the beach "

How was the sand rash after that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough, it was on the bouncy castle with his wife AND her sister

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By *on YonsonMan
over a year ago

London

"on the beach

How was the sand rash after that one?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bench at Hyde Park with Silk keeping an eye out made for a very exciting afternoon.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my back garden this morning. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the beach

How was the sand rash after that one?"
not helpful

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By *ornyunhotCouple
over a year ago

crazytown

In the hot tub at the gym!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive wanked over Italy

Ive wanked over Spain

Ive wanked in an omnibus

Ive even had a wank in a train

Ive used a badger, and a mellon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace

And a Davy Crockett hat

That's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in space, cos nobody can hear u cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a picture of Mother Teresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking home once ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the shed roof, late at night in a thunder storm. It made me feel like Thor!!!!

I don't remember him doing that in the film, Asgard is my witness.

Mind you, I'm Thor too when I do it too often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was also on a bouncy castle...

Don't you mean on a bouncy a***hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst peering through your living room window the other evening

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Whilst peering through your living room window the other evening"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mother-in-laws bedroom whilst going through her underwear drawer xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mother-in-laws bedroom whilst going through her underwear drawer xxx"

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"The weirdest place for me was probably in my porta loo at work"

When I was 15 I had a lovely wank in the music practice room and school in Shrewsbury , only because the music teacher and a wonderful pair of 40dd ish

just managed to knock one out before she came back in . oh those were the days .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf course near Southampton, wasn't playing, only playing with my g/friend at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weirdest place for me was probably in my porta loo at work

When I was 15 I had a lovely wank in the music practice room and school in Shrewsbury , only because the music teacher and a wonderful pair of 40dd ish

just managed to knock one out before she came back in . oh those were the days ."
i'm sure she could have blown a pretty tune on your pipe organ

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By *tefnkatCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Like one of the previous chaps, mine was down the pit, but my mate was asleep at the side of me, as usual!, so when I came I wiped it on the sleeve of his coat, then woke him up and showed him. He was really impressed..... Not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not weird but I do enjoy the back garden. The front garden would be interesting, I'm sure the neighbours wouldn't be overly impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...well there was this one time, at Band Camp...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

round the back of a bouncy castle with some blokes wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"round the back of a bouncy castle with some blokes wife "

You sure you just weren't getting 'blown' by the compressor exhaust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an empty operating theatre...

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