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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been on the sun lounger since just after twelve now, I think I'm gonna be a bit too sore to attend my training course tomorrow. Ain't that a shame. Anyone for another beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budweiser over here ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck us a couple of fosters please red xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a pint of Doom Bar, please.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Training Schmaining

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Make it a zider and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Budweiser over here ta

Pussys drink

Here's a gold label

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chuck us a couple of fosters please red xx"

Good choice

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's got bugger all to do with a sun lounger. It's a delayed reaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take a pint of Doom Bar, please. "

A what?!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tia Maria and Coke, loads of ice in a tall glass please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Training Schmaining "

I know, shocking!! Can't get out of it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have a lager with ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make it a zider and I'm in

Flavoured?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's got bugger all to do with a sun lounger. It's a delayed reaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately"

Ooh not had that yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tia Maria and Coke, loads of ice in a tall glass please

Not had that for years!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a lager with ya

Cheers

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Tia Maria and Coke, loads of ice in a tall glass please

Not had that for years!! "

ooooo want that now...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

il take a sherry so rock n roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a pint of Doom Bar, please.

A what?!

'Doom Bar' is a rather fantastic beer brewed by the Sharps Brewery in Rock, Cornwall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tia Maria and Coke, loads of ice in a tall glass please

Not had that for years!! "

Its always my first drink in a pub.. Then I add the voddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a private party or can anyone join in? I come with alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a private party or can anyone join in? I come with alcohol

Welcome aboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majioto please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thankyou red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I only come with beer, oh bottle of voddie in my bag classy bird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll hav a bud but can I drink it from ur pussy plz

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I'll take a pint of Doom Bar, please.

A what?!

'Doom Bar' is a rather fantastic beer brewed by the Sharps Brewery in Rock, Cornwall.

A man of fine taste.

I'll have a Slumbering Monk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Budweiser over here ta

Pussys drink

Here's a gold label

Yeah well Gold Label is a pussies drink.

I drink diesel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a large glass of pink fizzy wine please! Iechyd Da

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately"

Mmm the red beries & lime one is tasty too. Oh and the Pear.

Got a couple of boxes in for over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll hav a bud but can I drink it from ur pussy plz

Don't you have any glasses?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have anything ta!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Mmm the red beries & lime one is tasty too. Oh and the Pear.

Got a couple of boxes in for over the weekend

I had the berry one on Sunday, it was nice. Not keen on pear though.

That's it. I'm off on a cider session tonight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll hav a bud but can I drink it from ur pussy plz

Don't you have any glasses?!

Wanted Bud, got Tango

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have anything ta!

Pisshead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll hav a bud but can I drink it from ur pussy plz

Don't you have any glasses?!

Wanted Bud, got Tango

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have anything ta!

Pisshead"

Except the bitch-piss that seems to be all the rage !

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Anyone got any wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tia Maria and Coke, loads of ice in a tall glass please

My favorite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a pint of Doom Bar, please. "

Love doombar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have anything ta!

Pisshead

Except the bitch-piss that seems to be all the rage !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll hav a bud but can I drink it from ur pussy plz

Only the first person who replied to the thread is allowed that honour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the first person who replied to the thread is allowed that honour lol"

Wait..that's me!...

Glug glug!...er burp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only the first person who replied to the thread is allowed that honour lol

Wait..that's me!...

Glug glug!...er burp!

You didn't even say pardon. Where the fuck are your manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't even say pardon. Where the fuck are your manners

Vaginas are useful...

I've just found a novel way to open a bottle!

Burrrrp! Uh..er..pardon..burrp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You didn't even say pardon. Where the fuck are your manners

Vaginas are useful...

I've just found a novel way to open a bottle!

Burrrrp! Uh..er..pardon..burrp!

Thats not all they're useful for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not all they're useful for

You and your filthy mouth hole.

I'm just gonna have to stuff it full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a Stella thx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats not all they're useful for

You and your filthy mouth hole.

I'm just gonna have to stuff it full!

Hey that's a treat not punishment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a Stella thx"

Good choice x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not sure cherry cider was the best choice.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately"

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet"

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down. "

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course. "

Bleugh..........now archers and Bulmers...Yummy....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course. "

Haha! Div xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course. "

And how long before it becomes an external snake bite?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course.

And how long before it becomes an external snake bite?

10 hours 7 minutes in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course.

And how long before it becomes an external snake bite?

10 hours 7 minutes in my case

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Very accurate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went with what u said yesterday and woke up with my head on the floor... Roughh :/ x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course.

And how long before it becomes an external snake bite?

10 hours 7 minutes in my case

Very accurate!

It was deadly accurate. Good job really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went with what u said yesterday and woke up with my head on the floor... Roughh :/ x"

Was it still attached?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a liking for Black Cherry Bulmers lately

Got one in the fridge to try.....haven;t got round to it yet

It's good but it doesn't do you many favours. Especially if you follow it with lager and jump up and down.

My first question was why would I?? But I shall bear it in mind anyway

Because it makes an internal snake bite of course.

And how long before it becomes an external snake bite?

10 hours 7 minutes in my case

Very accurate!

It was deadly accurate. Good job really"

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