FabSwingers.com forum: Twaddle

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's like twatter but fatter - you get 175 characters. (Plus Granny is the Twatter queen here.)

Post your twaddle here.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No twaddle out there today? I'm returning to work - for now.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"It's like twatter but fatter - you get 175 characters. (Plus Granny is the Twatter queen here.) Post your twaddle here."
Twaddling out for another day of twaddle packed meetings, where nothing but for twaddle will be discussed, OMG what a load of sweltering twaddle! Twaddle,Twaddle,Twaddle

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck? "
could be a load of twaddle that x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Blackberry's are like phones, only shitter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Preparing to speak twaddle with conviction and struggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twitter is too intellectual for me. I couldn't figure it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is twatter the official term for fanny batter?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

twaddling all day ..... twaddle me

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"twaddling all day ..... twaddle me "

you forgot the hashtag...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is twatter the official term for fanny batter?"

Pussy pastry is sweeter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is twatter the official term for fanny batter?"

I twit now but I still call all those using it twit twats so I do hope twatter isn't the official term for batter of any sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well todays twaddle is this......I keep keep deleting all the twaddle I want to write on various threads

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well todays twaddle is this......I keep keep deleting all the twaddle I want to write on various threads

Then don't. Twaddle away.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

6 pence = 1 sixpence (a 'tanner') (6d)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As hard as I try I just can't twaddle today, it must be the heat

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As hard as I try I just can't twaddle today, it must be the heat

Take off those tight jeans and you'll feel much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As hard as I try I just can't twaddle today, it must be the heat

Take off those tight jeans and you'll feel much better."
ahh much better, fresh air to my brain always helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These two smillies:

They are both pretty much the same only one of them the mouth is full of blood..

Which one should I choose?

Cos they are both the same..so what's the point?..

Is this twaddle?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is twatter the official term for fanny batter?"

That lunchtime fish and chips has lost its appeal now.....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"These two smillies:

They are both pretty much the same only one of them the mouth is full of blood..

Which one should I choose?

Cos they are both the same..so what's the point?..

Is this twaddle?.."

Of the highest order. Well done. I thought it was a red tongue and the other one was teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't twaddle, but I know a twiddler

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I don't twaddle, but I know a twiddler

Everyone needs a good twiddle every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Gloworm and the poster above me are one and the same?

Is it just me or do they have identical arses?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"And Gloworm and the poster above me are one and the same?

Is it just me or do they have identical arses?"

I don't look that good in a thong bud!! More like cheese wire and a ball of Edam..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And Gloworm and the poster above me are one and the same?

Is it just me or do they have identical arses?"

FFS now I have a bloke ass and I'm fat/ curvy

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Sorry Glow, I meant my ass looked like a ball of Edam in a thong. Not yours

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"As hard as I try I just can't twaddle today, it must be the heat

Take off those tight jeans and you'll feel much better. ahh much better, fresh air to my brain always helps

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do not confuse your twaddle with Twaddell. We're not measuring anything here.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Do not confuse your twaddle with Twaddell. We're not measuring anything here."

Or SWaddell. We're not playing darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a theory that doctors wives who eat an apple a day have a sexless marriage..

Just a thought like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just wondering how good a fuck a medal winning gymnast would be?

Thighs too big and powerful to be comfortable?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train."

Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.

Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting. "

More things to work out.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

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"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.

Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting.

More things to work out."

Settings Personal Location access and slide the switch to Off. If your Nexus doesn’t have this setting, go to your location settings to turn off GPS satellites and Wi-Fi & mobile network location.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.

Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting.

More things to work out.

Settings Personal Location access and slide the switch to Off. If your Nexus doesn’t have this setting, go to your location settings to turn off GPS satellites and Wi-Fi & mobile network location."

Damn, then the map won't work.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I want a baby tapir. Black and white stripey ball of cuteness. I don't want it to grow up as the adult ones aren't so lovely to behold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a baby tapir. Black and white stripey ball of cuteness. I don't want it to grow up as the adult ones aren't so lovely to behold."

You just watched the zoo by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies"

Either you're now a fully fledged contortionist - or you've broken your back!

In which case I hope the ambulance gets a shifty on!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want a baby tapir. Black and white stripey ball of cuteness. I don't want it to grow up as the adult ones aren't so lovely to behold.

You just watched the zoo by any chance

Yes, how else would I want a baby tapir? You don't get a hankering for these things just out of the blue, do you? Do want one too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once twaddled .. Never again

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies"

What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies

What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced."

but I'm stuck ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies

What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced.

but I'm stuck ffs

I'm now worried! Is your head inside your pants? Or did you lick your bumhole through them?

Otherwise you may end up strangling yourself in the elastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post your twaddle here."

I was sort of just thinking that...

Well...if a woman doesn't get an orgasm in the 69er it ain't always the mans fault...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Post your twaddle here.

I was sort of just thinking that...

Well...if a woman doesn't get an orgasm in the 69er it ain't always the mans fault...

Yes it is. He's got his cock in her face so he's not concentrating on the cunnilingus 100%

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance

it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies

What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced.

but I'm stuck ffs

Wriggle your bottom from side to side and you'll free yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot a load of twoddle lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I could have had vodka for lunch. The restaurant had at least one dish in each category with vodka as an ingredient. They also had the biggest bottle of vodka I have ever seen.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lobster legs

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lobster legs"

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lobster legs

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though."

Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lobster legs

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.

Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth"

What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lobster legs

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.

Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth

What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?"

I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lobster legs

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.

Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth

What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?

I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum

And you've put your clothes back on.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lobster legs

There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.

Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth

What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?

I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum

And you've put your clothes back on.

I'm one step ahead haha

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why are all the thread titles realllllly long today? Did I miss a memo or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the thread titles realllllly long today? Did I miss a memo or something?"

nice pouch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Desperately seeking normal people

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey."

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it. "

It is up too high!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.

It is up too high!!!"

Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.

It is up too high!!!

Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye"

But if they aim lower, defeats the object

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.

It is up too high!!!

Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye

But if they aim lower, defeats the object

I did point this out but at least it will be minty fresh for anyone going in.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.

It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.

It is up too high!!!

Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye

But if they aim lower, defeats the object

I did point this out but at least it will be minty fresh for anyone going in."

Sticking it on with toothpaste was good initiative I thought

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