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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Discussing fantasies with my FWB, one of the tamer ones was the Mars Bar challenge where said chocolate based product is inserted into the ladies nether regions and eaten out by the gentleman...

Fortified with a rather nice Shiraz, towels and standard sized Mars Bar were produced and J proceeded to shove it that far up I gagged on the damn thing - much fun ensued trying to make sure that no trace of chocolate, toffee or marshmallow remained uneaten but to no avail... gravity was called upon as I sat on his face but eventually we had to make recourse to cleaning products as I was about to explode from multiple orgasms and J had developed a severe case of lockjaw...

The shower, cleaning puff and flannel were all bought into play, (I haven't had my fingers that deep for a while) - the towels ended up in the washer looking like they'd been used to clean up a dirty protest - who'd have thought one bloody chocolate bar could spread itself so far and wide

2 further showers this morning and I think I've finally got the lot, not sure whether its paranoia but I'm sure I still smell of melted chocolate...

Just checked Urban Dictionary and I missed the bit that said a fun sized bar would suffice...thank feck I didn't get one of those jumbo bars...the galaxy caramel that J bought ("That's for your arse") is going to be eaten in the traditional way methinks

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

so sometimes smaller is definately better lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm washing machines and mars bars !! we have a right one here haha and lol @ urban dictionary.. i'm in the urban dictionary myself but not for anything sexual.

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over a year ago

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh dear. So funny. You'll find greasy marks on panties for a while yet.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did it help you work, rest and play?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I shouldn't laugh....

but I did. I have tears in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's given me a good laugh, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky it wasnt a toblerone....ouch

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Oh dear. So funny. You'll find greasy marks on panties for a while yet. "

I'm kinda expecting that...old tatty knickers for the next day or two...good job the old fanjiner is naturally acidic and designed to self cleanse as well

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Oh dear. So funny. You'll find greasy marks on panties for a while yet.

I'm kinda expecting that...old tatty knickers for the next day or two...good job the old fanjiner is naturally acidic and designed to self cleanse as well "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So your no Marianne faithful then lol

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"So your no Marianne faithful then lol"

Old n past my prime maybe

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Having an entire galaxy up your arse would certainly be a claim to fame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun thought at the time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!"

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Having an entire galaxy up your arse would certainly be a claim to fame

I did once 'give' a sub a full box of malteasers and instruct him not to drop any for an hour.

That got messy. "

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!"

Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!

Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend "

So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!

Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend

So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse."

Fancy a malteaser?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!

Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend

So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse.

Fancy a malteaser? "

I don't trust you either. Poor little innocent balls.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!

I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!

Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend

So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse.

Fancy a malteaser?

I don't trust you either. Poor little innocent balls."

Grape then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really do have to make your own entertainment in Arse End don't you?!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You really do have to make your own entertainment in Arse End don't you?!

"

The long, hot summer nights simply fly in

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