FabSwingers.com forum: 'That time of the month' codewords

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

At the moment, I have a decorator in painting my new bathroom, and got thinking.....

When I was with the wife, we used to say "got decorators in" when she was on her period.

Does anyone else say something like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just say I'm indisposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While there are many ways to say it, I am on suffices. Someone on here told us a great one though, when the river runs red take the dirt road lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rag week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to say Ive got my period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While there are many ways to say it, I am on suffices. Someone on here told us a great one though, when the river runs red take the dirt road lol "

Or the marmite motorway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet shop is closed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie flo,s come to visit

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sporting:

Liverpool are playing at home

Traditional:

On the monthlies

Current:

Dexter's in his lab again

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

On the blob... riding the white pony... red headed step child. . Sporting the jam roll..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladybirds have come home

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

ewwww pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

ewwww pass

"
mrs has her grumpy head on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

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no thank you

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Dropping Clots! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While there are many ways to say it, I am on suffices. Someone on here told us a great one though, when the river runs red take the dirt road lol

Or the marmite motorway xx

But I hate marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm menstruating" works well, when talking to the doctor.

Otherwise, "wrong time of the month" or "mother nature's little present".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about 'No need for foreplay'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My visitors are here

On my bad week

Painters are in

Tomato sauce on your sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dropping Clots! ??"

I'm giving you the vote for the worst answer that's hideous

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

mother nature is visiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to say 'Mother natures a f*cking bitch!' in a shitty tone with a scowl on my face

He knows what i mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big knicker week.

Mr Blobby is visiting.

The ragtime band are playing.

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

bitch is in season

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"bitch is in season"

seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reds are playing home I usually use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off games

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm broken down

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"bitch is in season

seriously?

Only to the guys.

To the girls, it's more likely to be something like "mother nature has come to visit".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is leaking. Help. Her =)

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By *othingbetterthansexCouple
over a year ago

Accrington

Blowjob week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres never the need to say it... ud no!!! haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I was cranky premenstrually an ex used to say that I was readymixing. It was short for, she's like a readymix lorry of shit about to drop its load all over me.

I used to say menstruating or on my period.

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

She's on full fat week

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

There are special tampons you can use - not regular ones as you would lose the string and it could end up jammed up there.

My mum always used to say that she was 'unwell'. I tended to use it too when I was younger but I pull no punches now. It's either 'I'm on my period' or 'I'm bleeding'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought ex wife phrase was bleeding cunt till i realised she used it too often and meant me

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My other half doesn't need to be told .

All he has to say 'morning darling' and the reply he gets is 'f**k off you complete and utter c**t , now f**k off and die after you've made me a cuppa' .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad cow week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..we used to say 'your going round back for a while' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half doesn't need to be told .

All he has to say 'morning darling' and the reply he gets is 'f**k off you complete and utter c**t , now f**k off and die after you've made me a cuppa' .

...and they say romance is dead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On monthly or that bitch mother natures turned up again either works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought ex wife phrase was bleeding cunt till i realised she used it too often and meant me

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladies week

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By *hanetManMan
over a year ago

ramsgate

Having carpet fitted

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

On the blob , auntie may has come to stay. Got the painters in. Painting the town red. On the rag.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.

Erm, a friend of mine did this accidentally when d*unk. It got stuck and she had to go to A&E to get the doctor to get it out!

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