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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In just over a years time, John and I will be getting married.

In reality we know who the bridesmaids are etc and other roles. The only thing I don't have is someone to give me away as my father died some years ago.

So on a fun only lighthearted thread, who will volunteer to do the deed and as a fab virtual wedding, please nominate yourself for whatever role you like and explain why.

Oh bride and groom of course are taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the guy that has sex with the hottie bridesmaid.

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts


"In just over a years time, John and I will be getting married.

In reality we know who the bridesmaids are etc and other roles. The only thing I don't have is someone to give me away as my father died some years ago.

So on a fun only lighthearted thread, who will volunteer to do the deed and as a fab virtual wedding, please nominate yourself for whatever role you like and explain why.

Oh bride and groom of course are taken "

I'll be ur one night stand on ur hen night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You better find yourself a virtual bridesmaid then ! Make sure she's fun though because she's organising my hen do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You better find yourself a virtual bridesmaid then ! Make sure she's fun though because she's organising my hen do "

I couldn't possibly say who

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be a bridesmaid ....no peach ott dress tho

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'll be the guy that has sex with the hottie bridesmaid.

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'Hottie' that must be me?? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the apparent absence of the forum vicar... (anyone know where he went...???) I look good in a dog collar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahl be the one propping upbthe bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill do the embarassing d*unk relations who reluctantly goes up to sing a song then doesnt stop for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users... "

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !"

Trashy or classy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i be a bridesmaid ....no peach ott dress tho

"

great. So what colour are the bridesmaids dresses ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !

Trashy or classy?"

Your call ! Do your worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be trashy llf proper burlesque kink pmsl x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Trashy would be weekend in blackpool with joke veil, tiara and l plates compulsory wear at all times. Bridal party staying in budget hotel near the front.

Saturday spent on the big one (fnar fnar) then large amounts of cheap booze and snog competition.

Evening may be spent in one of blackpools finest swinging venues but if we're too pissed to get in we can get the same amount of action in any of the local nightclubs.

There will be a competition and points will be awarded for:

Snogs

Bjs (don't care who gives or gets)

Shags

Phone numbers

All of the above must be verified by another member of the hen party.

Points will be deducted for:

Claiming any of the above without verification.

Consuming alcohol free drinks

Turning down a snog (unless on grounds of poor oral health - but it has to be really scuzzy)

Going to bed early (unless accompanied by a minimum of two fitties)

Bonus points will be awarded for any of the above with same sex partners - other hens do not qualify!

Sunday will be spent throwing up before eating the dodgy greasy fry up supplied by the hotel - fry up is compulsory and we will eagerly await who will go green and rush out of the room accompanied by jeering cheers.

The classy version is a weekend in the hotel on the bay in portmeirion with hot and cold running masseurs, beauticians and hairdressers. Large amounts of room service with champagne and cocktails.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !

Trashy or classy?

Your call ! Do your worse lol"

Have posted the options - brides choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You better find yourself a virtual bridesmaid then ! Make sure she's fun though because she's organising my hen do

I couldn't possibly say who "

I'll do it if the dress ain't peach

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer. "

In that case you'd best warn the wait staff that when I've finished with the ushers they'll be next in my sights...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the DJ role playing all those corny disco songs - remind me what your Auntie Flo likes to boogie to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !

Trashy or classy?

Your call ! Do your worse lol

Have posted the options - brides choice. "

Port Merion ? Is that where they filmed that Programme the Prisoner?? It's really nice there. Hmmm but your description of the trashy version sounds like a lot more fun. I choose trashy

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can I be matron of honour?

A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...

Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !

Trashy or classy?

Your call ! Do your worse lol

Have posted the options - brides choice.

Port Merion ? Is that where they filmed that Programme the Prisoner?? It's really nice there. Hmmm but your description of the trashy version sounds like a lot more fun. I choose trashy "

We just need the list of invitees then.

I vote soxy for chief bridesmaid.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'll be the garter inspector

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No best man yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be your bridesmaid, don't care what I wear it is the party after that is the main event

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I have a few foxy bridesmaids now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trashy would be weekend in blackpool with joke veil, tiara and l plates compulsory wear at all times. Bridal party staying in budget hotel near the front.

Saturday spent on the big one (fnar fnar) then large amounts of cheap booze and snog competition.

Evening may be spent in one of blackpools finest swinging venues but if we're too pissed to get in we can get the same amount of action in any of the local nightclubs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do the DJ role playing all those corny disco songs - remind me what your Auntie Flo likes to boogie to ? "

The birdie song and Chas n Dave for Aunt Flo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer. "

I wouldn't have anyone else for this job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the apparent absence of the forum vicar... (anyone know where he went...???) I look good in a dog collar.... "

Any chance you can display an avatar pic with your dog collar on please?!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ile be the registrar and make sure all is signed right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do the DJ role playing all those corny disco songs - remind me what your Auntie Flo likes to boogie to ?

The birdie song and Chas n Dave for Aunt Flo "

Aunt Flo going to burn the dance floor

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer.

In that case you'd best warn the wait staff that when I've finished with the ushers they'll be next in my sights... "

Can I be an usher?

I'll tell anyone shagging behind the church to hush-hush

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