FabSwingers.com forum: Am I shallow?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only meet men with 6 packs, rippling muscles, bronzed bodies and with a full head of hair. Am I shallow?

I only meet men with bald heads, bushy chest hair, stocky/ chunky build and a cheeky smile. Am I shallow?

Is one of these seen as more shallow than the other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they are both about looks so I guess they are equally shallow

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not shallow - just focussed on what you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes - because if you're not meeting meeting men that exactly match my physical attributes, your definitely shallow and you should re-consider your criteria immediately.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I always get a bit confused about the deep and shallow stuff.

I'm deep enough and shallow enough. I haven't had any complaints yet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes - because if you're not meeting meeting men that exactly match my physical attributes, your definitely shallow and you should re-consider your criteria immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer in trouble if yer missus is shallow,

Dig deeper.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Think we should have a thread on "SMART" goals when swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with 6 packs, rippling muscles, bronzed bodies and with a full head of hair. Am I shallow?

I only meet men with bald heads, bushy chest hair, stocky/ chunky build and a cheeky smile. Am I shallow?

Is one of these seen as more shallow than the other? "

Your body your choice. Not at all shallow.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Not shallow - just focussed on what you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know if either of those options are shallow……

But I only meet guys with big cocks,,,,,, and I know that's really shallow,,,, lol.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't think asking for particular physical attributes on a swinging site is shallow, there has to be a starting point.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I don’t know if either of those options are shallow……

But I only meet guys with big cocks,,,,,, and I know that's really shallow,,,, lol.....

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I dont get that at all Soxy - what is the point of going for a big cock when you only want it shallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not shallow,you wouldnt fuck someone you didnt find attractive.

we have been called shallow because we told them they are not our type.

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I only meet men with 6 packs, rippling muscles, bronzed bodies and with a full head of hair. Am I shallow?

I only meet men with bald heads, bushy chest hair, stocky/ chunky build and a cheeky smile. Am I shallow?

Is one of these seen as more shallow than the other? "

The first one is EXTREMELY shallow, the second statement is music to my ears !!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don’t know if either of those options are shallow……

But I only meet guys with big cocks,,,,,, and I know that's really shallow,,,, lol.....

I dont get that at all Soxy - what is the point of going for a big cock when you only want it shallow?

I was wondering exactly the same thing.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

Of course not olive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think it's shallow. You need to be attracted to the person to be intimate with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

Of course not olive

That blooming Ryan is soooo dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we should have a thread on "SMART" goals when swinging

Only if you're into S&M though

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

Of course not olive

That blooming Ryan is soooo dead

Names going to last olive

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Think we should have a thread on "SMART" goals when swinging

Only if you're into S&M though

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S&M as an ART form ...indeed;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only meet men with 6 packs, rippling muscles, bronzed bodies and with a full head of hair. Am I shallow?

I only meet men with bald heads, bushy chest hair, stocky/ chunky build and a cheeky smile. Am I shallow?

Is one of these seen as more shallow than the other?

The first one is EXTREMELY shallow, the second statement is music to my ears !!!

It does seem that way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know if either of those options are shallow……

But I only meet guys with big cocks,,,,,, and I know that's really shallow,,,, lol.....

I dont get that at all Soxy - what is the point of going for a big cock when you only want it shallow?

Noooooooo Afferosso ..... When I say I’m shallow what I really mean is I like cock but the attached guy is totally superfluous, although my good manners dictate that I must say thank-you before sending them on their way once used to my satifaction..!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I don’t know if either of those options are shallow……

But I only meet guys with big cocks,,,,,, and I know that's really shallow,,,, lol.....

I dont get that at all Soxy - what is the point of going for a big cock when you only want it shallow?

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Totally get that - been there myself - when I was younger there were one or two occasions when I felt a post coital trap door would have been appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reviving this old thread... due to an interesting debate on being shallow on another thread.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Think we should have a thread on "SMART" goals when swinging

Specific - has he got a pulse

Measurable - have Sky Remote, will travel

Achievable - will he shag anything

Realistic - see Achievable

Timely - more than two pumps and a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been called shallow cos i will only meet single men above 5'11,, but thats my choice surely !

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Not shallow at all, it's all about preferences and what we as individuals find attractive - simple. If we all liked the same things or would simply have sex with anyone, it would be a tad boring and uninspiring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not shallow at all, it's all about preferences and what we as individuals find attractive - simple. If we all liked the same things or would simply have sex with anyone, it would be a tad boring and uninspiring."

Am I shall because I want to meet women

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we should have a thread on "SMART" goals when swinging

Specific - has he got a pulse

Measurable - have Sky Remote, will travel

Achievable - will he shag anything

Realistic - see Achievable

Timely - more than two pumps and a squirt

so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just for a good time. Not a lifetime, better look pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight "

I'm doing good , it's been on an hr and a half and I think I've managed 10 minutes above my quilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

I'm doing good , it's been on an hr and a half and I think I've managed 10 minutes above my quilt

but who have you under the quilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

I'm doing good , it's been on an hr and a half and I think I've managed 10 minutes above my quilt

but who have you under the quilt

Just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

I'm doing good , it's been on an hr and a half and I think I've managed 10 minutes above my quilt

but who have you under the quilt

Just me

we should do something about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight "

Ya..I'm hiding in her closet. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

Ya..I'm hiding in her closet. .

BEN , come out now or I'm gonna errr hmmm gonna oh I dunno come out the closet you know you wanna. I've got a nice strap on to break you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, don't be silly...cover your willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet men with a pulse , is that shallow

No but if they didnt then I would be seriously worried

I also think that someone without a pulse may have erection issues...

Also, they may be a zombie and we all know that isn't going to end well.

Dont mention zombies to moody, she is already scared watching the zombie film world war z tonight

Ya..I'm hiding in her closet. .

BEN , come out now or I'm gonna errr hmmm gonna oh I dunno come out the closet you know you wanna. I've got a nice strap on to break you in

Jaha! You wish!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not fussie at all, all I need is the woman to lend her pussie to me for 30 min or so for a quick shag lol x.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Scared shitless

shouldn't have told him about the strapon........ Yet!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is Ben in a shallow closet or a deep one?

I've decided I am deeply shallow tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Scared shitless

shouldn't have told him about the strapon........ Yet!"

Your tits are a distraction!

The strapon?..fuxck that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

Don't tell her I'm under there ffs - that was supposed to be a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

Nothing can get under my bed so ner ner. Bend over and take it like a man

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Um, nsa sex is by definition a shallow pursuit anyway.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Scared shitless

shouldn't have told him about the strapon........ Yet!

Your tits are a distraction!

The strapon?..fuxck that!

Oh you will quite literally my dear, that you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

Don't tell her I'm under there ffs - that was supposed to be a surprise

I did wonder why I had 2 extra pillows

Pssst I've just scared myself , forgot my rabbit was in bed with me , I must have knocked it without knowing and it started up. Didn't have a clue what it was but I can jump very high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Scared shitless

shouldn't have told him about the strapon........ Yet!

Your tits are a distraction!

The strapon?..fuxck that!

Oh you will quite literally my dear, that you will

You're full of shit. Last time I was in your bedroom I didn't even see a fucking strapon so hush!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

Don't tell her I'm under there ffs - that was supposed to be a surprise

I did wonder why I had 2 extra pillows

Pssst I've just scared myself , forgot my rabbit was in bed with me , I must have knocked it without knowing and it started up. Didn't have a clue what it was but I can jump very high

Hahahahahaha genius. Pop the rabbit away and cosy yourself on my pillows

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Scared shitless

shouldn't have told him about the strapon........ Yet!

Your tits are a distraction!

The strapon?..fuxck that!

Oh you will quite literally my dear, that you will

You're full of shit. Last time I was in your bedroom I didn't even see a fucking strapon so hush!

I keep it in Moody's bedroom... Silly Ben.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Um, nsa sex is by definition a shallow pursuit anyway."

Really? It may not be the deepest thing I do but it's certainly not the most shallow.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I got here just in time to see Ben come out the closet

impeccable timing... And well coaxed Moody

He is being rather coy now though

Coy?..zombie coy?..or just coy?

Check under your bed moody!

Don't tell her I'm under there ffs - that was supposed to be a surprise

I did wonder why I had 2 extra pillows

Pssst I've just scared myself , forgot my rabbit was in bed with me , I must have knocked it without knowing and it started up. Didn't have a clue what it was but I can jump very high

Hahahahahaha genius. Pop the rabbit away and cosy yourself on my pillows

I can vouch for the comfiness of those pillows.

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