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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

So I saw this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRUqiVWfqg)

And it got me thinking. Its easy for the girls to come up with a millions and one crap "dates" (or, social before a play meet) but more interested in the guy's perspective as, I don't think this tends ot be discussed much.

Fellas - have you had any classic cases? Ladies, have you head of a situation a guy was in that could be on par with the above? Discuss.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh but, but, but I had such a good one.

I'll wait for Big Ted to post his classic worst date story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated. "

So you didn't ask for an mff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated.

So you didn't ask for an mff? "

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated.

So you didn't ask for an mff?

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it"

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated.

So you didn't ask for an mff?

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off? "

well I lied to the first one then the second found out I shagged her sister the night before

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

So you didn't ask for an mff?

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off? "

For the same reasons that wives blame the woman for sleeping with their husbands - even when they have been led to believe that the man in question is single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having a night in town with some friends we got talking to a group of girls and one of them came back with me, we spent the night together and when we woke up she asked if I wanted to meet her later. I made my excuses (early night for work or something but i actually had a date. I did like her and I wanted to see her again but didn't want to come across like I was using her) we swapped numbers as I took her back to her house and promised to call her the next day.

Later in day I picked her up and we went for a meal. While we was eating she realised she left her keys at home so texted her sister to fetch them through. An hour passed, we was getting on great having a laugh and a joke when the girl from the night before walked in. Turns out it was her sister

long story short, I left that restaurant covered in 2 glasses of wine and a plate of aromatic duck. Its funny now but at the time, devastated.

So you didn't ask for an mff?

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off?

well I lied to the first one then the second found out I shagged her sister the night before"

But you weren't dating them and you didn't know they were sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So you didn't ask for an mff?

after the plate of duck, I thought better of it

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off?

For the same reasons that wives blame the woman for sleeping with their husbands - even when they have been led to believe that the man in question is single."

Ah ok. Got it now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Silly girls. You hadn't done anything wrong, why did they get pissed off?

well I lied to the first one then the second found out I shagged her sister the night before"

Ah well, lying and getting caught is another matter.

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