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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/07/13 19:42:13]

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By *BC TWOCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

Human

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

At a glance I'd say human race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the answer 'A Marathon'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ethnic origin then? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steeple chase ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, i'll bite.

What race are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 legged race ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homo sapien? Although perhaps Homo erectus in one pic lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People love a joke on these forums ye

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

3.30 at kempton ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ethnic origin then? Lol"

No idea. I think anyone who asks is pretty rude anyway if it isn't immediately obvious then its unlikely to be against one of their preferences.

No one ever asks us (and one of us isn't of the ethnic origin you'd automatically assume) and if they did I doubt we'd answer.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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Is Usain Bolt involved

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"People love a joke on these forums ye "

what do you think we should come up with, with just one word?

My money is on the sack race while we have recently had all the sports days at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remind me to never post anything in a forum again haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remind me to never post anything in a forum again haha"

Remember not to post in the forum again

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I like a good 3some... so the4 legged race for me

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By *BC TWOCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks


"Homo sapien? Although perhaps Homo erectus in one pic lol "

hahahaha nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quicker over the 100 than the 200m.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are a lot of races coming up in the next week. Horsey ones, people ones, things on bicycles. The end of July also has the London Triathlon.

Or is this a thread race? We haven't had one of those in a month or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ethnic origin then? Lol"

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheelbarrow race could be fun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

"

Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

"

I was hatched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some races should he wiped off the face of the planet, there no good and all they do is piss people off. Especially them 10k races, just do 5k and if you want to go further just do it again

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By *nnebellWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Race............ for life!!!!!!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Empty your sack race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in. "

Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised….

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in.

Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised…. "

I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

I was hatched."

From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in.

Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised….

I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol."

You can't go wrong if you just hop...but the chances of winning are pretty low....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sack race

COME JOIN IN.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol.

You can't go wrong if you just hop...but the chances of winning are pretty low.... "

I can't hop with my boobies - there would be NO forward motion at all.

My running is slower than my walking so winning was never in my plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was hatched.

From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out? "

My mum smashed it with a spade actually.

Scrambled my brain..

...explains a lot huh?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Wheelbarrow race could be fun "

If its a naked one, I agree, loads of fun. I'll hold your legs T&T

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

"

My spermatozoa haven't won an egg & spoon race yet after they have left ma sack

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I was hatched.

From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out?

My mum smashed it with a spade actually.

Scrambled my brain..

...explains a lot huh?"

Did she boil the egg before smashing it with the spade? That would explain even more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheelbarrow race could be fun

If its a naked one, I agree, loads of fun. I'll hold your legs T&T "

Oh best get the foot spa out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ethnic origin then? Lol

OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,,

But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,,

Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning....

Eh!......

My spermatozoa haven't won an egg & spoon race yet after they have left ma sack "

Hey.... GreedyThump was hatched from an Egg........he told me all about it,,,,,

So you just be careful if your gonna be running around spreading your spermatozoa while precariously balancing an egg on a spoon,,,, we don't want any accidents....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"So you just be careful if your gonna be running around spreading your spermatozoa while precariously balancing an egg on a spoon,,,, we don't want any accidents.... "

Ooohh, spillage is not on the agenda, we don't want any waste now do we

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