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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people don't get the Black eyes when they have broken their nose, it normally comes out quite quiclky so your just lucky Mally

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Honestly Mally, what are we gonna do with you??? Can we the Posse all come and beat you and get your injuries for the year out of the way all in one go hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mally, are you aware with this Ju-jitsu you are supposed to inflict the damage, not receive it?.

All these injuries, maybe it's not your sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mally, are you aware with this Ju-jitsu you are supposed to inflict the damage, not receive it?.

All these injuries, maybe it's not your sport. "

hey Mally do you want some defense lessons for free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love the sport, and I wont go into the injuries I inflict onto others who are in the club, or those unfortunates who have a go at me when I'm cycling, was just a throw that went wrong, indeed I can calmly break a limb or two without breaking a sweat, the club just has a lot a very high level fighters

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know)"

C'mon Mally, do you have any proof it was in Jui Jitsu!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah, ask the girl that did it, yes a girl, I aint ashamed in sayingit either, she's a bloody good fighter, i feel sorry for anyone who crosses her thats for sure

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

c'mon be honest

did you simply try to turn dancing on ice over while you were at your mums house

Be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha sorry babe, I dont watch any of those reality thingies

apart from hells Kitchen USA of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah, ask the girl that did it, yes a girl, I aint ashamed in sayingit either, she's a bloody good fighter, i feel sorry for anyone who crosses her thats for sure "

No shame in that Mally, I've trained some really good Women as Fighters and have took a lot of good shots from them when training

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah, ask the girl that did it, yes a girl, I aint ashamed in sayingit either, she's a bloody good fighter, i feel sorry for anyone who crosses her thats for sure

No shame in that Mally, I've trained some really good Women as Fighters and have took a lot of good shots from them when training "

See, Kev knows, once theyre at a level, theres no stopping them, albeit an accident, she was very sorry afterwards but I said, Hey, its happens dont worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look in the famous video sites on the net and search for Female Thai Boxers, they would not love you long time but send most Blokes off to A&E

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have a look at royce gracie when you get a chance, met him once, he's a legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear poor mally...hugs hun xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks babe, right back at you mwah, loving the bum pic by the way, just like summer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?"
i have to say....do u have life insurance? and are u safe to be let out???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?i have to say....do u have life insurance? and are u safe to be let out???? lol"

yes and yes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?i have to say....do u have life insurance? and are u safe to be let out???? lol

yes and yes "
ok was only askin!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do you do it mally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

aah, if I said that, you could seek me out and as your blocking messages from single guys, I'm not gunna post it in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh ok no worries. im just looking for somewhere to do brazillian ju jistu and muay thai, or maybe MMA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh right, we dont do brazilian, we are a Hanasaku Ryu Jiu Jitsu club, i'm sure if you googled the type of club your looking for then you should get something.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Bloody hell Mally yer a walkin disater area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?"

.

I suspect the bruises will show up soon.

Get well soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol mally

time you finished doing all this whoflungdungy stuff....

you gonna look like quasi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww Stop complaining ya big woosy real men just rub more oil into their bodies pull up their thongs real tight and get on with it...I know I do...

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"yeah, ask the girl that did it, yes a girl, I aint ashamed in sayingit either, she's a bloody good fighter, i feel sorry for anyone who crosses her thats for sure "

That's nowt - a mate was giving his partner combat lessons with hand-&-a-half swords. Thinking he was so much better than her he didn't bother to wear his sallet...

...ended up in hospital having his head put back together when she caught him across the temple!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?"

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

"

Pub door swing open to quick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

Pub door swing open to quick? "

she rarely drinks alcohol...just gallons of coffee

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

Pub door swing open to quick? "

i wish - i was sober at work 730 am and fell oot back o ma van. even my built in airbags couldnae save ma coupon

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

Pub door swing open to quick?

she rarely drinks alcohol...just gallons of coffee "

laine ma hunni ye ken me too well

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Broke mine a few times but as its cartilage it isn’t prone to discolour. That only happens if you bruise the surrounding skin pretty much the same as any other bruise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

Pub door swing open to quick?

she rarely drinks alcohol...just gallons of coffee "

So ran out of Starbucks like sponge bob on heat and ran into door..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my nose broken in Jiu Jitsu on Saturday (i know i know), weird thing is my eyes havent blackened, anyone know why this is?

broke mine before xmas too and mine didn't go that black either - reckon it was the way it broke, straight on rather than pushed to the side

Pub door swing open to quick?

she rarely drinks alcohol...just gallons of coffee

laine ma hunni ye ken me too well "

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"

Pub door swing open to quick?

she rarely drinks alcohol...just gallons of coffee

So ran out of Starbucks like sponge bob on heat and ran into door..?"

reckon ma mind was on the meets i had arranged for that day - felt like i'd been battered in face by a 20 man bukkake party

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Broke mine a few times but as its cartilage it isn’t prone to discolour. That only happens if you bruise the surrounding skin pretty much the same as any other bruise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol mally

time you finished doing all this whoflungdungy stuff....

you gonna look like quasi "

thanks for that, i'm off to Leeds next month for a tournament, hopefully, nothing will get broken

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Lol mally

time you finished doing all this whoflungdungy stuff....

you gonna look like quasi

thanks for that, i'm off to Leeds next month for a tournament, hopefully, nothing will get broken "

the easiest way to do that is don't get hit mally...defence is the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know, thats what were told and what I tell those who I hurt haha, should be a good day, cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn and there is me wanting to be safe in Leeds.... sighs... bang goes little me dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha, I'm sure you will be

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I know, thats what were told and what I tell those who I hurt haha, should be a good day, cant wait "

good practice would be get a few women wi pmt in same room and say-"the shop ran out of chocolate" then dodge the frying pans, knives and anything else they can get their hands on to throw at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know, thats what were told and what I tell those who I hurt haha, should be a good day, cant wait

good practice would be get a few women wi pmt in same room and say-"the shop ran out of chocolate" then dodge the frying pans, knives and anything else they can get their hands on to throw at you"

thats just suicidal that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see a guy in his mid 30's still competing. I'm 1st dan shotokan, but jacked in around 1983, in my 20's.

Bigbad is right about the bruising thing, it's the skin that bruises, and it really depends how you are hit.

Best of luck in the upcoming comp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to see a guy in his mid 30's still competing. I'm 1st dan shotokan, but jacked in around 1983, in my 20's.

Bigbad is right about the bruising thing, it's the skin that bruises, and it really depends how you are hit.

Best of luck in the upcoming comp."

thanks very much, i look like an over ripe banana sometimes, there are a few lads my age but they've been at it longer than me, the comp will give me good experience cause it will be against fighters I dont know, where as in my club, I can guess the styles some use and counter them quickly, with that in mind, i'll probably get wasted haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to see a guy in his mid 30's still competing. I'm 1st dan shotokan, but jacked in around 1983, in my 20's.

Bigbad is right about the bruising thing, it's the skin that bruises, and it really depends how you are hit.

Best of luck in the upcoming comp.

thanks very much, i look like an over ripe banana sometimes, there are a few lads my age but they've been at it longer than me, the comp will give me good experience cause it will be against fighters I dont know, where as in my club, I can guess the styles some use and counter them quickly, with that in mind, i'll probably get wasted haha"

I'm sure you will be fine, lol. If you compete against people of your own grade or higher, you have a good idea what they are going to do. Some comps are open to all grades and it can be difficult sometimes, when fighting a "beginner" because they don't always fight "conventionally". This also one of the main causes of broken noses or black eyes, lol. You expect the punch or kick to come straight at you, but with beginners it can come from any angle, and hit you anywhere. I know, I've been there.

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