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request from the wife, made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When i got up earlier today, my wife said "ive got something to ask you" and i thought, "she wants something, sounds expensive".

She began to write me a note and she couldnt say what she wanted to say as the kids where about.

She passed me the note and it said

"i want you to fuck me from behind right now"

After spitting my coffee i of course obliged.

Who said Sundays where a day of rest?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I found a note in a milk bottle saying the same thing when I delivered your milk this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How odd, i found a similar note on the windows cleaner`s invoice.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i got up earlier today, my wife said "ive got something to ask you" and i thought, "she wants something, sounds expensive".

She began to write me a note and she couldnt say what she wanted to say as the kids where about.

She passed me the note and it said

"i want you to fuck me from behind right now"

After spitting my coffee i of course obliged.

Who said Sundays where a day of rest? "

hang on, let me get this right, she couldn't ask you to fuck her because the kids were about but you could do the deed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We locked ourselves in the garage, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i got up earlier today, my wife said "ive got something to ask you" and i thought, "she wants something, sounds expensive".

She began to write me a note and she couldnt say what she wanted to say as the kids where about.

She passed me the note and it said

"i want you to fuck me from behind right now"

After spitting my coffee i of course obliged.

Who said Sundays where a day of rest?

hang on, let me get this right, she couldn't ask you to fuck her because the kids were about but you jcould do the deed? "
just thinking exactly the same, had to read that twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i got up earlier today, my wife said "ive got something to ask you" and i thought, "she wants something, sounds expensive".

She began to write me a note and she couldnt say what she wanted to say as the kids where about.

She passed me the note and it said

"i want you to fuck me from behind right now"

After spitting my coffee i of course obliged.

Who said Sundays where a day of rest?

hang on, let me get this right, she couldn't ask you to fuck her because the kids were about but you could do the deed? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.....you keep your kids in a cupboard then???? They can hear you...but not see you????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever find the secret or method to make a wife laugh give us the nod will yer.

Thx in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds all a bit confusing,don't think he thought that statement through lol

Maybe fucking is the new way of signing ..mmmmmm

Not sure even that works.

So you left your kids in the house alone ,while you and the wife fucked each other in the garage..what was up with the bathroom,.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds all a bit confusing,don't think he thought that statement through lol

Maybe fucking is the new way of signing ..mmmmmm

Not sure even that works.

So you left your kids in the house alone ,while you and the wife fucked each other in the garage..what was up with the bathroom,.? "

maybe their kids are 16 and 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be ok then,good job they can't read either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe =D How sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now people think we all live in the wrong place note to milk man and window cleaner im moving today to become a meter reader as then i may get my foot over the door unless the meter is outside whitch would be known my luck

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