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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saying goodbye now as I'm off to commit murder. Someone has just called me olive from on the buses

If you don't see one of regular guys around you know why

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you need an alibi...... I'm here for ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you need an alibi...... I'm here for ya lol"

All alibis very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying goodbye now as I'm off to commit murder. Someone has just called me olive from on the buses

If you don't see one of regular guys around you know why "

Hmmm... you could turn that to your advantage, you know.... Anna Karen is one of the top Burlesque performers in the country. Teaches it ti a very high level these days, in addition to a bit of acting...

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet it was Ryan .. He's terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously there's been a huge mistake...

Olive wore specs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really can't see even a hint of Olive in you pic. You didn't call him ARRRFFFUUURRR! did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet it was Ryan .. He's terrible "

he tried to make amends by saying he would be Arthur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Obviously there's been a huge mistake...

Olive wore specs. "

I do but just for reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really can't see even a hint of Olive in you pic. You didn't call him ARRRFFFUUURRR! did you?"

you posted that same time I posted about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Will you visit me in the nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come back can I have first option on choosing your new name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im trying not to laugh......but !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you come back can I have first option on choosing your new name? "

Oh yes so long as I get first option on feeling your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick "

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im trying not to laugh......but !"

Can I put you down as a visitor as well then please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!! "

For some reason the great escape springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet it was Ryan .. He's terrible

he tried to make amends by saying he would be Arthur "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!!

For some reason the great escape springs to mind "

yeah I'll get u off !!!!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

makes a cake now where did i put that file

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll visit you in prison....but only to laugh at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick "

Hey up, van you remember when prisoners used to ask for a cake with something hard inside of it?

It could be your lucky day

pssst that's if you get beyond the hung jury, Olive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im trying not to laugh......but !

Can I put you down as a visitor as well then please "

yeah ill come on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!!

For some reason the great escape springs to mind

yeah I'll get u off !!!!!! "

I'd pay to watch THAT.

So would others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you come back can I have first option on choosing your new name?

Oh yes so long as I get first option on feeling your bum "

Ok but this may affect my choice of name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes a cake now where did i put that file "

No idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll visit you in prison....but only to laugh at you "

Sends note to gate house , do not let farty pants in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im trying not to laugh......but !

Can I put you down as a visitor as well then please

yeah ill come on the bus "

that's proper got me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im trying not to laugh......but !

Can I put you down as a visitor as well then please

yeah ill come on the bus

that's proper got me going "

...hey. i have been looking for olive..where have yiu been hiding lol

Have i found her?? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

put me down for conjugal visits xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell em you were visiting us, failing that, we will visit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a bastard for putting awful thoughts in your head too. Especially sweaty cock thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!"

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"put me down for conjugal visits xxx"

Thank you . Sexsensual knows which bus to catch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell em you were visiting us, failing that, we will visit you"

Your honour I was with this couple looking for a lost mojo

Think that works very well , thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!!

For some reason the great escape springs to mind

yeah I'll get u off !!!!!!

I'd pay to watch THAT.

So would others. "

U have one very filthy mind!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's a bastard for putting awful thoughts in your head too. Especially sweaty cock thoughts "

I'm lost on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will you visit me in the nick

I'll be wiggling u out !!!!!!!!

For some reason the great escape springs to mind

yeah I'll get u off !!!!!!

I'd pay to watch THAT.

So would others.

U have one very filthy mind!!!!!! "

I've only just got this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's an arse ! And your only just working this out???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's an arse ! And your only just working this out??? "

He's got an arse that needs working on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's an arse ! And your only just working this out???

He's got an arse that needs working on "

Yes with a length of barbed wire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's an arse ! And your only just working this out???

He's got an arse that needs working on

Yes with a length of barbed wire! "

Oooooooo good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse. Could have compared you to the actresses more recent role as Sal in Eastenders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse. Could have compared you to the actresses more recent role as Sal in Eastenders. "

Not seen that , maybe a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks "

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

He called you "Olive"?

Gawd! It seems he is a perfect example of going to Specsavers and getting his eyes seriously tested or at least having his current spectacles or contact lenses changed!!

Maybe, by comparison, (and continuing the bus "theme") he actually has an inferiority complex and does look like the back end of a bus himself, but can't come to terms with it, and so takes out his outrage on others!

Shame on him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse. Could have compared you to the actresses more recent role as Sal in Eastenders.

Not seen that , maybe a good thing "

Every cloud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum "

Barbed wire is on the list for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He called you "Olive"?

Gawd! It seems he is a perfect example of going to Specsavers and getting his eyes seriously tested or at least having his current spectacles or contact lenses changed!!

Maybe, by comparison, (and continuing the bus "theme") he actually has an inferiority complex and does look like the back end of a bus himself, but can't come to terms with it, and so takes out his outrage on others!

Shame on him!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum

Barbed wire is on the list for that "

Can a cheese grater be 2nd?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum

Barbed wire is on the list for that

Can a cheese grater be 2nd?"

Oh yes as long as its also used on his bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum

Barbed wire is on the list for that

Can a cheese grater be 2nd?

Oh yes as long as its also used on his bell end "

Yup its a multi tool fine side for the bell end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/07/13 09:27:32]"

At least she is skinny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/07/13 09:27:32]

At least she is skinny "

It went pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse,he could have meant olive from Popeye :0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could have been worse,he could have meant olive from Popeye :0) "

It's back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah kill him he called me Fizz and Norris in the space of a week!

Norris??? Combine our ideas and make it a long drawn out death me thinks

Sounds like a plan ive a few good ones involving his bum

Barbed wire is on the list for that

Can a cheese grater be 2nd?

Oh yes as long as its also used on his bell end

Yup its a multi tool fine side for the bell end "

Even I've got my legs crossed now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

could insert a cattle prod and hit the button zzzzzzz see him jump then

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