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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your friend / brother / sister / parents have just caught you coming out of the local brothel....

What's the best excuse (non sexual) you can come up with for being in there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was giving a lecture on sexual health

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was servicing their condom machine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If it's my mother (before the dementia) then I would say that I went to pray with them .

If it's my father I would tell him that I'm checking their rights are being upheld.

If it's my sister I would tell her I applied for a job there.

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I just needed change for the parking meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was servicing their condom machine. "

Dirty boy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was collecting the rent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard someone screaming and ran in to save them

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

i was lost and asked for directions... lol

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

We were invited to a house party, but realised what was going on and left straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in to tell them to repent of their sins and turn to Jesus

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

well i thought you were in there working !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dyslexic I thought it was a warehouse

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm dyslexic I thought it was a warehouse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your friend / brother / sister / parents have just caught you coming out of the local brothel....

What's the best excuse (non sexual) you can come up with for being in there??? "

I was looking for the soup kitchen

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

That's a brothel? They told me it was a gym!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I wanted to use the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was quoting on a building job. The structural engineer told me there were holes and cracks to be filled

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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I work for Trading Standards and was investigating a complaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was doing a pub crawl and the sign said " 2 for 1 " so couldnt resist going in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was looking for my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wanted new signs & workwear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to pea so that was the nearest place i went before i in ma pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a brothel? They told me it was a gym!"
nice one. Best excuse so far xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dyslexic I thought it was a warehouse

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another good one darling

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i wanted to buy some broth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just delivering pizza. I got hired by pizzahut today

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

That satnav of mine really is crap?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I heard there was a crab infestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an old boiler in there that needed a good servicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you know be honest..

..I'm glad I got blown…I have been trying to break the habit!

#sympathyvote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell em you thought it was a soup kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say mum I got the job

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Er .......um......er , look an eagle ( points to the sky and legs it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Er .......um......er , look an eagle ( points to the sky and legs it )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your friend / brother / sister / parents have just caught you coming out of the local brothel....

What's the best excuse (non sexual) you can come up with for being in there??? "

Was having a job interview!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I heard there was a crab infestation "

You're on Soxy's trail now. Don't give him crabs.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Wasn't that the opticians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the address I was given from Friends United

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

found a purse and that address was inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id tell them I was visiting my mom/sister/auntie, depending on who was asking!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I heard there was a crab infestation

You're on Soxy's trail now. Don't give him crabs."

I've been to Cromer but never caught a crab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't that the opticians?"

Ha nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say i KNEW they were frequenting that place. Thats why i was standing just inside the door to catch them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking for specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for directions to the nunnery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I saw you go inside

Went in to see why you went in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say I had a plastering job there. Filled in a couple of holes lol

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I was told there were Ladies of the Knight there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told there were Ladies of the Knight there "

Taxi for that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was following your wife/husband in to see what they were up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a policeman for directions to the library.... Never asking again

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