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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

NELSON MANDELA

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

'You sign! You sign!'

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:

'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

'You sign! You sign!'

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

YOU NOT NISSAN MAIN DEALER?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died "

That's what I thought too.

Rob.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Poor taste considering his present predicament..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died "

plus i do not get the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died "

No it's not, I thought the same..

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By *on YonsonMan
over a year ago

London

About as funny as gout.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died

plus i do not get the joke."

That's because the delivery man was Chinese. If he had been Japanese it would make sense.

Not the best timing - I too thought he had died and I had missed the announcement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died

That's what I thought too.

Rob."

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually well known names are preceded by the letters 'RIP' when they've died ....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too saw it and thought he'd died !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died

That's what I thought too.

Rob.

And me "

Me too

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

It`s a bloody old joke anyway!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Is it just me who, when they see a well known name as a thread title, always thinks that person has died

That's what I thought too.

Rob.

And me

Me too "

Me too

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

It's only a joke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the best joke and not the worst joke I have heard any better ones plz

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have a lot of respect for Nelson Mandela - and I genuinely wondered if he had passed away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I was relieved when I found out Nelson hadn't died. Mind you, usually, the jokes come out five minutes after they've passed away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha never heard that one before

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