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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mojo has disappeared, whose nicked it, come on own up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Evil :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its with Blake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its with Blake! "

Can you send it back, daves misding it and I hope blake aint using it on anal gape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw it wandering round Bristol the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look in your garden.... X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

is that a picture of ot on your avatar x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just checked down the back of ma sofa and it ain't there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it on the top shelf of the fridge, trying to keep cool....???

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

The gnome has it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cash in all my old Green Shield stamps and get a new one....

ted. ;-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be hiding in amongst the blackjacks and fruit salads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a look in your garden.... X"

Not there lucy, first place I looked xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just checked down the back of ma sofa and it ain't there "

Thank you x

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

haha ..... I quickly glanced at this and thought you had lost your mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checked down the back of ma sofa and it ain't there

Thank you x"

Have mine I ain't gonna need it for a while xx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Try the fridge.....I'm forever putting random stuff in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just checked down the back of ma sofa and it ain't there

Thank you x

Have mine I ain't gonna need it for a while xx"

Can you send it to me please?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have the Borrowers taken it? They still have my side plates and now a sock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have the Borrowers taken it? They still have my side plates and now a sock."

Little shits, better bring it back,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a look in your garden.... X

Not there lucy, first place I looked xx"

Luke said take a look in his boxers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a look in your garden.... X

Not there lucy, first place I looked xx

Luke said take a look in his boxers!! "

Ffs lucy nearly choked....would love to check his boxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but I have only just found mine after it being missing for weeks

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By *hanetManMan
over a year ago

ramsgate

I've just seen a mojo jumping hurdles in a deserted atheletics ground. Very random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me but I have only just found mine after it being missing for weeks "

Did you find yours in Luke's boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just seen a mojo jumping hurdles in a deserted atheletics ground. Very random"

Athletics ground? In Thanet? Lol

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By *hanetManMan
over a year ago

ramsgate


"I've just seen a mojo jumping hurdles in a deserted atheletics ground. Very random

Athletics ground? In Thanet? Lol "

like I said. Very random lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me but I have only just found mine after it being missing for weeks

Did you find yours in Luke's boxers "

I may have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me but I have only just found mine after it being missing for weeks

Did you find yours in Luke's boxers "

No but found something else,

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Not me but I have only just found mine after it being missing for weeks

Did you find yours in Luke's boxers

No but found something else, "

if you have looked high and low for it then I suspect it's where you left it.....in the middle

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!

Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.

Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines tucked up and fast asleep now, yours will come home when it's hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!

Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.

Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene. "

As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!

Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.

Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.

As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will. "

I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!

Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.

Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.

As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.

I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'..... "

only four, weve got about 30 of the little buggers living it up in our garden, been invaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!

Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.

Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.

As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.

I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'.....

only four, weve got about 30 of the little buggers living it up in our garden, been invaded "

well send mine home would you please

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