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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Came round the other day at one of the many government establishments I work in...Asking that when we order a Black Coffee we should ask for a white coffee without the milk...Has the world gone topsy turvy or am I just an incensitive git?...

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Came round the other day at one of the many government establishments I work in...Asking that when we order a Black Coffee we should ask for a white coffee without the milk...Has the world gone topsy turvy or am I just an incensitive git?... "

You can't be serious! But nothing would surprise me these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would that not be rasist to white people then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am very serious and was told this memo was going out to all establishments with a canteen and mess facillity...Spose they were getting fed up with me saying I wanted my coffee black and strong like me men...But Yes is serious memo..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That’s ridiculous…. surely to have true racial equality it should be ‘a coffee without milk’ and drop the reference to ‘white’ as being superior coffee appearance. If they wanted positive discrimination then people who want a white coffee should be made to ask for a black coffee with milk.

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Or they could just find the person who sent the memo a proper job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be like asking for a lemonade free shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goodbye sanity!!!! its really gettin out of control now!! where is it goin to stop!! xx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"I am very serious and was told this memo was going out to all establishments with a canteen and mess facillity...Spose they were getting fed up with me saying I wanted my coffee black and strong like me men...But Yes is serious memo.. "

Sarah Miles, the actress famous (amongst other things) for for drinking her own pee, was finishing a meal in a New York restaurant when her waiter, a powerfully built black man, asked he how she took her coffee.

"I like my coffee the way I like my waiters" she answered.

"I'm sorry" he replied "we don't do gay coffee"

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Came round the other day at one of the many government establishments I work in...Asking that when we order a Black Coffee we should ask for a white coffee without the milk...Has the world gone topsy turvy or am I just an incensitive git?... "

You don't wanna believe everything you read on a bit of paper headed MEMO. Even HMG has a sense of humour (sometimes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it occured to anyone/everyone, when encumbered with all this PC bollocks, to say, "I'm not having this PC crap, I'd like a black coffee and if that's too difficult for you to understand, that's a coffee without any milk.... so long as Nelson fookin Mandela is happy with that. Cheesh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like the christmas nativity banned in some schools in case it offends ethnic minorities ...

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"It's like the christmas nativity banned in some schools in case it offends ethnic minorities ... "

I can think of lots of really good reasons for banning school nativity plays but the risk of offending minorities ain't one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like the christmas nativity banned in some schools in case it offends ethnic minorities ... "

If they don't like it... don't fookin go to a show that has an obvious Christian bias.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i offend everyone white,black,purple any religion any race any creed!! its a talent but what can i do!!!

i would ban school nativity plays because of the annoyin parents and the bitchin over it if little precious doesnt get the lead part!! iv seen battles over this!!x

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

why is it most stories like this emerge related to civil servants, in whatever branch (whether central or local gov, quango's or the BBC)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Came round the other day at one of the many government establishments I work in...Asking that when we order a Black Coffee we should ask for a white coffee without the milk...Has the world gone topsy turvy or am I just an incensitive git?... "

i also heard off a mate that this has been said to him in mc'donalds

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"why is it most stories like this emerge related to civil servants, in whatever branch (whether central or local gov, quango's or the BBC)?

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Easy anonymous targets for the right wing press and their gullible readership.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Thia is more likely to be a joke Memo from an employee, otherwise it would be sent as a General Government Memo to all civil servants throughout the country....I think people need to see through certain things for what they are.....High jinx amongst workmates or malicious gossip.

Maybe Elvis dictated the Memo and it was typed by Lord Lucan?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Came round the other day at one of the many government establishments I work in...Asking that when we order a Black Coffee we should ask for a white coffee without the milk...Has the world gone topsy turvy or am I just an incensitive git?...

i also heard off a mate that this has been said to him in mc'donalds "

So McDonalds gets Memos from within the government? Memos for Civil Servants are not circulated amongst the private sector.....think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would that not be rasist to white people then "

No -

And I suspect that people are being asked to order coffee without milk.

Not white coffee without milk,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come to think of it I'll just have mine in the shade of Obama

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Thia is more likely to be a joke Memo from an employee, otherwise it would be sent as a General Government Memo to all civil servants throughout the country....I think people need to see through certain things for what they are.....High jinx amongst workmates or malicious gossip.

Maybe Elvis dictated the Memo and it was typed by Lord Lucan?"

and distributed to the masses by Shergar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about ordering from a colour chart? It should work!

I once made a cup of tea for someone who requested it to be the colour of a Rich Tea biscuit.

I plonked it on the table and said, take it or leave it, as that's how I have made it!

The git was driving me nuts with his whinging about every thing during a camping weekend. Never again will I tell peeps where I am camping alone in future, as I would rather be alone with the dog instead of some nutters!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about ordering from a colour chart? It should work!

I once made a cup of tea for someone who requested it to be the colour of a Rich Tea biscuit.

I plonked it on the table and said, take it or leave it, as that's how I have made it!

The git was driving me nuts with his whinging about every thing during a camping weekend. Never again will I tell peeps where I am camping alone in future, as I would rather be alone with the dog instead of some nutters!!! "

we had a a colour chart where i worked my favourite was the girl who liked her tea "the colour of victoria beckhams suntan "

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