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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And what are you doing?

I'm on the lower patio area enjoying a crumpet smothered in brie and can of diet just watching the mad kitty Chase a fly.... It's all quiet and perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In work having a sarni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked in bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scooping crabs out of rock pools at Robin Hoods Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In someone elses back garden in the sun, with coffee, cigs and kittens!

And a foot in ny crotch!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

chilling on my sofa deciding if i should go and put a wind break up and sun bathe in my garden topless at least ready for a chams visit tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in bed.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slobbing on the settee. Kate's steam cleaning the shower

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Naked in bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my spare room, just about to wander off and make a cuppa....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window "

shall I come mop thy brow fair maiden?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Naked in bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window

shall I come mop thy brow fair maiden?"

That would be so lovely but Im far from ' fair maiden ' today. I resemble something far far more grotesque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

Im naked in bed

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Having a wander in Broadstairs. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chilling on my sofa deciding if i should go and put a wind break up and sun bathe in my garden topless at least ready for a chams visit tomorrow"

I've been doing that all week but untie paddling pool... Bliss boobs coming along nicely hahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wander in Broadstairs. X"

I used to go there once a year for our schools sea side trip

Ahhh lovely memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bathroom doing a number 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window

shall I come mop thy brow fair maiden?

That would be so lovely but Im far from ' fair maiden ' today. I resemble something far far more grotesque"

Pfft woman you will look ravishing in your sick bed oops I mean laying naked or whatever the bugger ya doing

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

naked sitting infront of computer perving on here

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

"Having a wander in Broadstairs. X

I used to go there once a year for our schools sea side trip

Ahhh lovely memories "
lovely place. We love living here. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in Devon on the beach eating fruit salad chilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window

shall I come mop thy brow fair maiden?

That would be so lovely but Im far from ' fair maiden ' today. I resemble something far far more grotesque

Pfft woman you will look ravishing in your sick bed oops I mean laying naked or whatever the bugger ya doing

You do my sick ego the world of good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wander in Broadstairs. X

I used to go there once a year for our schools sea side trip

Ahhh lovely memories lovely place. We love living here. X"

Im jealous I loved it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in hotel bar in Benidorm as its to hot outside, 35 and rising, and the pool is full

But I'm not complaining lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat outside in Birmingham drinking coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my sick sofa calling people wank-heads in my head - listening to the dulcet tones of the daughter telling her friends they can read her books through the window

shall I come mop thy brow fair maiden?

That would be so lovely but Im far from ' fair maiden ' today. I resemble something far far more grotesque

Pfft woman you will look ravishing in your sick bed oops I mean laying naked or whatever the bugger ya doing

You do my sick ego the world of good

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my back garden catching some sun and drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what are you doing?

I'm on the lower patio area enjoying a crumpet smothered in brie and can of diet just watching the mad kitty Chase a fly.... It's all quiet and perfect

im packing craft stuff to move and getting ready for the final stuff to move tomorrow.

in night slip as its too damm warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made bacon butties... getting ready for work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what are you doing?

I'm on the lower patio area enjoying a crumpet smothered in brie and can of diet just watching the mad kitty Chase a fly.... It's all quiet and perfect

im packing craft stuff to move and getting ready for the final stuff to move tomorrow.

in night slip as its too damm

warm"

Good luck with your move x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what are you doing?

I'm on the lower patio area enjoying a crumpet smothered in brie and can of diet just watching the mad kitty Chase a fly.... It's all quiet and perfect

im packing craft stuff to move and getting ready for the final stuff to move tomorrow.

in night slip as its too damm

warm

Good luck with your move x"

im almost there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what are you doing?

I'm on the lower patio area enjoying a crumpet smothered in brie and can of diet just watching the mad kitty Chase a fly.... It's all quiet and perfect

im packing craft stuff to move and getting ready for the final stuff to move tomorrow.

in night slip as its too damm

warm

Good luck with your move x

im almost there x"

Nothing more stressful than moving, glad your almost there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden, with a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couch...having tea after an epic sunday morning sex session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoying these random topics.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Garden with a book and Ashes on the radio....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at home sat on my sofa feet up resting a sprained ankle

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

On the sofa suffering from last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in my local pub trying to forget today

only 15 more pints to go.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sat in garden givin my bicycle some tlc after yesterdays ride n washing the rest of me kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still saying wank-head/s ALOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm now in my paddling pool Browning the boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my flat chilling going out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in my local pub trying to forget today

only 15 more pints to go.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -|-"

mmmmm beeer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeding 1300 fucking people aghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed star fish naked !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been gardening im just having a cold before I do some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1300 people is good going , I had a BBQ yesterday for two people and that was bad enough !! Good luck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1300 people is good going , I had a BBQ yesterday for two people and that was bad enough !! Good luck !!

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thank you but work mates keep askin if i can put sum clothes on lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1300 people is good going , I had a BBQ yesterday for two people and that was bad enough !! Good luck !!

thank you but work mates keep askin if i can put sum clothes on lmao xx

Birthday suit always works best !!! Nice breeze for it today ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now on a train completely facked to Lanarkshire to wish my nan and grandad a happy 37th wedding anniversary!

Back tues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathing naked in the garden and have been for the past 2 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen ironing ...too hot but will be out in garden for a bit soon

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On a bus halfway along Princes Street on the way to a friend's house to go sit in the shade and drink wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored in Devon, give me something to do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1300 people!! FED, chill time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1300 people!! FED, chill time

Well done you... Here's a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the garden, just finished painting living and dining rooms. Fucked now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking on an ice cold mocha in costa!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

in bedroom trying to find uniform for work tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still on my sick sofa

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Back garden, naked sunbathing, reading, drinking Reisling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still on my sick sofa

Your sofa is sick too?,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Chris Froome's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a sun lounger in the back garden sunbathing topless

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

just chilling on sofa have very good friend coming over later for some naughty sub fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the lounge, tv on, bored out of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about to cycle to southshields

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By *semymouth_2025Man
over a year ago

swanwick, Alfreton

just home from a 9 hr shift working in a hot kitchen!

2 days off now......bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Layed in the garden topless deciding weather to go lay on the lilow in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling on the sofa before I get ready for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am at work till 7

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Home now after a lovely weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still on my sick sofa

Your sofa is sick too?,

Yes it caught it from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sifa, watching the tour de france and shouting at the TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1300 people!! FED, chill time

Well done you... Here's a beer "
thanks have one urself gawjus xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collapsed on the sofa, just got home from camping on the land of occasional phone signals, hot, sweaty and in need of a shower

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sunning myself at the Falls of Falloch... heading home for a bbq soon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid on bed having a PMS moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunning myself at the Falls of Falloch... heading home for a bbq soon..

Sounds idyllic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm literally just in from work. Hot and tired and in need of a massage

Mrs hippo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1300 people!! FED, chill time

Well done you... Here's a beer thanks have one urself gawjus xx "

just poured myself a Sangria so bottoms up

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sunning myself at the Falls of Falloch... heading home for a bbq soon..

Sounds idyllic "

It's awesome... I didnt even know this place existed until a few weeks ago... absolutely beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work till half four, then home , bath and wonder what to do as thers is away for the week probably naked in front of the comp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now someone is out my garden i'm getting the blanket out, losing numerous bits of clothing and having a snooze in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang,,,,,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

On ma balcony posting random shite on here whilst listening to some AC/DC

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By *siris01Man
over a year ago

Luton

In a bar in Bratislava....watching the parade of gorgeous E. European/Slavic women walking by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunning myself at the Falls of Falloch... heading home for a bbq soon..

Sounds idyllic

It's awesome... I didnt even know this place existed until a few weeks ago... absolutely beautiful

Ya very lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaking in a hot bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soaking in a hot bubble bath

You mean you waited for me to go?! Pfft!

The bacon was nice though!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naked on bed. Coolest room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the 14th tee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching up on sleep, getting everything ready for a special treat tonight.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Just back from the beach, spent the afternoon supporting a bike run for Devon Air Ambulance, was great to see all those machines rolling into Teignmouth with a rumble and roar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very hot Amsterdam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on a balcony in a marina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang,,,,,

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OMD i love that film

watched petes dragen other week lmao wicked xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back home from all day out at my grandparents.

Aunty, Uncle, Cousin and her daughter was down from Grantham so was ace to catch up.

Paddling pool & BBQ lunch.. now ive all the windows open, am just walking around in a bra as its seriously warm and sadly theres no breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about to cycle to southshields

outside the sand dancers south shields enjoyin a shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bath.. Really shouldn't take my phone in with me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to leave work after 12 hours of hard graft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home at last - great weekend though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the shower washing my hair whilst typing this.....not bad multi tasking skills if I do say so myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to Please Me with one hell of an ouchie back after managing to get sunburnt today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching criminal minds with teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sat on the sofa procrastinating over going for a shower and then out to a friends place. Really can't be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Searching high and low for Julies mojo, but alas....the little shit seems to have escaped. Wait til I get my hsnds on it!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

In bed with a DVD on x

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

watching catch up east enders after missing a week being in thailand. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside

In an armchair

With a beer

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By *ricky2009Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Sat in a static caravan in Tenby chillin out on hols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting patiently for my mood to improve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sat on sofa in just my pants, two fans on whilst watching XXX and drinking a nice cool beer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying naked in bed watching tv and not looking forward to work tommorow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lat in my bed in my pjs waiting for my hair colour to develop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked in bed with fan on me burnt bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the patio having a G&T listening to seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive moved in from the garden with a yummy toffee apple cider

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Outside overlooking a lovely pond, sipping iced something..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my sofa watching the Returned

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By *hanetManMan
over a year ago

ramsgate

Nursing a headache, after afternoon drinking in the sunshine. Lying on my sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about to cycle to southshields

outside the sand dancers south shields enjoyin a shandy

just cycled home cookin spicey chicken n chips mmmmm

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Watching TV at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive moved in from the garden with a yummy toffee apple cider

That sounds lovely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive been painting a bedroom all day of to have a bath soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In garage tidying up and wondering if Ivw got enough room for a st Andrews cross !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in lounge watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive moved in from the garden with a yummy toffee apple cider

That sounds lovely "

Its lush and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watchin bourne ultimatum with large bar of fruit an nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab checkin all u legends out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive moved in from the garden with a yummy toffee apple cider

That sounds lovely

Its lush and sweet

Just like me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just home from my Local pub, few drinks with a very nice man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed falling aslee

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