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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i was awoke this morning at half past three by my neighbour cleaning his new fecking car the big tit and this is not the first time

the question is do your neighbours have strange habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The young lady who lives next door wears a hairnet when she's cleaning, which is most of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to strip and wash herself at the kitchen sink every morning i had to stop cooking breakfast untill she had finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just screams at her 5yr old all day long for no reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine used to strip and wash herself at the kitchen sink every morning i had to stop cooking breakfast untill she had finished

was it that bad or were you doing something else whilst watching her lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The young lady who lives next door wears a hairnet when she's cleaning, which is most of the time!

hairnet lol i can think of far sexier things to wear lovely profile by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine used to strip and wash herself at the kitchen sink every morning i had to stop cooking breakfast untill she had finished

was it that bad or were you doing something else whilst watching her lol."

It was really bad she was in her eighties it used to shrivel my sausages i got blinds put up in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The young lady who lives next door wears a hairnet when she's cleaning, which is most of the time!

hairnet lol i can think of far sexier things to wear lovely profile by the way "

She's really pretty without the hairnet!

Thanks we do try

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My neighbours are all strange.

They're all convinced I'm such a nice, quiet girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour will watch me drive away and within two minutes he will go out and nick my parking space!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My neighbour will watch me drive away and within two minutes he will go out and nick my parking space!!!! "

One of my neighbours screamed in my face for ten minutes because I parked too close to her car.

Please note I never obstructed her car or hit it/touched it with mine and there was always plenty of clearance for her to drive away. I just "had some kind of vendetta" and expressed it by parking too close to her car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour likes to shout out loud so everybody can here her at her bloke for not looking for any jobs, the cheek of her she on all kinds of sickness benefits and yes she works cash in hand in some bar lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully we have no immediate neighbours now. Have had our fair share of nutters over the years and so,so, so, so glad to be free from that hassle. ASBO's are not given out enough in my opinion

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haha this thread is funny

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

One Side are Jehovas Witness.. very nice but always trying to save my soul. ... the other side is a hag who once called the council because my bins were touching her fence and my dandelions were blowing into her lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour is an arrogant twat. He told me a few weeks ago that he wants me to paint the fence in my garden as he doesn't like looking at it out of his kitchen window. So last weekend I come home to find he's painted his side and "accidentally" splashed wood stain through the slats on to my side.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

My next door neighbour hums while he's in his garden, but its not even tuneful, its monotone like a buzzing bee

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His wife once told me he does it when he's concentrating, bloody annoying, makes me wonder if he does it while he's going down on her

!!!!!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"i was awoke this morning at half past three by my neighbour cleaning his new fecking car the big tit and this is not the first time

the question is do your neighbours have strange habits."

He's probably washing the blood off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all my neighbours are dying, 4 ambulances called out this week already. But one very annoying young girl who right now has 5 overnight guests on her doorstep swearing and shouting about the fun they had last night, they were going out as I was going to bed, lol I'm so old!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My next door neighbour hums while he's in his garden, but its not even tuneful, its monotone like a buzzing bee

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His wife once told me he does it when he's concentrating, bloody annoying, makes me wonder if he does it while he's going down on her

!!!!!

Is his name Jonathan ? Unlikely I know but I knew one from Leamington that did that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours have a really strange chap living next door,,,,,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

One set of our neighbours are very strange. He has a huge car that he never drives but parks so close to our boundary wall that getting in and out of our drive is really difficult, he starts it weekly and lets it run for a couple of hours though. In the night he prowls about kicking our fence, throwing dog pop in our garden and throwing cooking far at the wall of our house. Our crime? A confronted him when he damaged one of our cars.......they're moving soon.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Dog poo and cooking oil that should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours have a really strange chap living next door,,,,,

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"My next door neighbour hums while he's in his garden, but its not even tuneful, its monotone like a buzzing bee

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His wife once told me he does it when he's concentrating, bloody annoying, makes me wonder if he does it while he's going down on her

!!!!!

Is his name Jonathan ? Unlikely I know but I knew one from Leamington that did that lol"

Lol

no, he's a Mike !!! And the neighbour is at my house which is Southampton area, I'm only in Leam part time when I'm with OH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep some good asbo candidates in the stories above

Bastards the lot of them!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My neighbour has a RV. He also has an Audi estate. He always parks the RV outside my house blocking my light and the Audi outside his!

He had the cheek to knock on my door to ask my daughter if she'd move her car so he could park it...I answered for her!

Good thing, when the RV appears I know they're stocking up to go to their other home...in Portugal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours son who about thirty always comes out of his house looks at his car and nods his head and goes back in.

If he doesn't nod he drives off and comes back again in about two minutes until he's happy.

I don't know what he's shaking or nodding at but it must be something.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"My neighbours have a really strange chap living next door,,,,,

Oh its YOU!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was awoke this morning at half past three by my neighbour cleaning his new fecking car the big tit and this is not the first time

the question is do your neighbours have strange habits."

I know this sounds as ridiculous as him washing his car in the early morning but, maybe he does it because of the heat? Putting cold water on not metal maybe it's not good for the car...?

I'm just speculating because I don't like exposing my push bike to the elements because its not great for the carbon and metals.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My neighbours son who about thirty always comes out of his house looks at his car and nods his head and goes back in.

If he doesn't nod he drives off and comes back again in about two minutes until he's happy.

I don't know what he's shaking or nodding at but it must be something. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo and cooking oil that should be."

His car would have no paint left on it if he was my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one neighbour and they are a lovely elderly couple, he used to work for the army on the radios and he has an army jeep and lots of interesting army memorabilia.

So we have no issues here, in fact I am sure the lovely sweet old couple are thinking bloody hell if they hear our conversations late at night outside in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour is currently having her brains shagged out by the sounds of it..

Lucky lucky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours have a really strange chap living next door,,,,,

Oh its YOU!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours have a really strange chap living next door,,,,,

im on the floor in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a marina complex, there are too many to list.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Mostly my neighbours seem like nice, quiet people. However, I have some issue with the family next door. When my house was being refurbished it was empty for some time. The father and son often play cricket in their back garden and seemed to think that it was ok to play it against my fence (which they did not pay for - not even a slight contribution). Now that I have moved in they have continued and are continuously damaging my property.

So far I have found a cricket ball in my garage which obviously came through the window and broke it, two fence panels damaged - one of them utterly destroyed so they moved the wickets to the next panel and are systematically destroying that one too, so they know what they are doing. My gutter was seriously blocked up and was pouring water every time it rained. Got someone in who fished out a ball which had blocked it - cost to me £30.

When I had a friend build my decking a couple of weeks ago this father and son were playing cricket and a ball came over which could have hit him.They asked for it back - the father stated he would go out that day to buy new fence panels if he could have the ball back. My friend said it would be returned once the panels were replaced - still waiting for that.

I went round and spoke to mum - she was the only one in at the time - and was friendly and polite to her. I pointed out the damage being done - she claimed that the garage window was already cracked - and then I told her that it was completely smashed and I found a cricket ball and broken glass on the inside of a LOCKED garage. She shut up then and said she would have a word.

This Friday I was having a bbq with a friend and they began again!! Normally they wait until they know I am not in - but I think they were testing to see if I would complain. I did so and both father and son simply stood in silence and stared at me. No apology, no offer to pay for damage - nothing! Utterly mute! Then they went in! Bizarre!

So, it looks like it will have to be a claim in small claims court because there is no way they will stop, and I'll be damned if I will simply continue to pay for the repeated damage!

Very odd behaviour. Not to mention bloody inconsiderate.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My neighbours son who about thirty always comes out of his house looks at his car and nods his head and goes back in.

If he doesn't nod he drives off and comes back again in about two minutes until he's happy.

I don't know what he's shaking or nodding at but it must be something. "

Can't make up my mind what's funnier: his actions or your in depth knowledge of his actions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don't get us started on our neighbours! One screams at her kids like a total possessed banshee! And the others are so loud and they know wee work shifts yet still decide to blast the clubland music at 8 am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard the woman next door shout

" for Fucks sake, you'd be happy for me to walk around naked all day. "

Perhaps I should borrow a cup of sugar?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One of my neighbours works away all week. Other side is lovely, she keeps buying me presents. She's having lots of work done on her house and keeps me updated weekly. Couldn't ask for a better neighbour really

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

"My neighbours are all strange.

They're all convinced I'm such a nice, quiet girl!

love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours are all strange.

They're all convinced I'm such a nice, quiet girl!

love it x"

Oiiii who said u can come in here,?? Xx

morning u 2 x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Yep, a woman and her two grown up sons. None of them work and they scream, fight, smash furniture up and slam doors all hours of the night (Last night alone, it kicked off at 12pm and then again for two hours at 3am). One of her sons is also a drug dealer so he has people over 24/7 and the noise is just horrendous. - I'm forever calling the police.

And yet she once had the cheek to come over and complain when I was hoovering at 2pm... I was gobsmacked!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours son who about thirty always comes out of his house looks at his car and nods his head and goes back in.

If he doesn't nod he drives off and comes back again in about two minutes until he's happy.

I don't know what he's shaking or nodding at but it must be something.

Can't make up my mind what's funnier: his actions or your in depth knowledge of his actions.

I see it all the time when I'm watching TV...

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Downstairs neighbours v odd. Seem like just moved in together but only shag once or twice a week n only ever in bedroom!?!

Next door block if we don't take our bins in promptly place them strategically at bottom of our steps to footpath

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

"My neighbours are all strange.

They're all convinced I'm such a nice, quiet girl!

love it x

Oiiii who said u can come in here,?? Xx

morning u 2 x"
plenty of other places would like to cum hehe where's invite xxx we are gud babe hope ur well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my neighbours used to kick of if you blocked his drive, even though he didn't have a car and couldn't drive. There was never a car, but he'd ask anyone who was there to move their car. I laughed at him haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has started ignoring my 4 year old daughter and has built a huge fence to avoid speaking to us. Has started sitting with her back to us of we are in the garden and runs the other direction if she sees us!!! And in between times has handed in a present for my daughters birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 AM this morning our scum bag scrap collecting neighbours decided to tip a half load of scrap metal onto there driveway,then went out to collect more,about half an hour ago they returned with more and are now currently banging and crashing taking the non metal parts of things to reload van ready for weigh in tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine used to strip and wash herself at the kitchen sink every morning i had to stop cooking breakfast untill she had finished

was it that bad or were you doing something else whilst watching her lol.

It was really bad she was in her eighties it used to shrivel my sausages i got blinds put up in the end

Ahh.. I got the wrong impression in my mind. From your first replies I thought she was coming round to your kitchen and why you had to stop cooking your breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Update on shagging neighbour*

After 2 hours of near constant orgasmic screaming this morning I text lucky neighbour to say "Ffs woman stop shagging!"

Her reply "He found my g spot, haven't cum like that in 9 years"!!

Whilst I'm extremely happy for her.. they've been at it again this afternoon. Another hour of ooooooo ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh's and they've finally quit!

Lucky bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Update on shagging neighbour*

After 2 hours of near constant orgasmic screaming this morning I text lucky neighbour to say "Ffs woman stop shagging!"

Her reply "He found my g spot, haven't cum like that in 9 years"!!

Whilst I'm extremely happy for her.. they've been at it again this afternoon. Another hour of ooooooo ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh's and they've finally quit!

Lucky bitch

You need to do the same back in revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a very strange neighbor who when we see him just shouts the weather at us, also everytime we come out the front of the house he opens his door like 3 inches to see what we are doing. It used to really annoy me but I find it funny now so I've started doing the same to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Update on shagging neighbour*

After 2 hours of near constant orgasmic screaming this morning I text lucky neighbour to say "Ffs woman stop shagging!"

Her reply "He found my g spot, haven't cum like that in 9 years"!!

Whilst I'm extremely happy for her.. they've been at it again this afternoon. Another hour of ooooooo ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh's and they've finally quit!

Lucky bitch

You need to do the same back in revenge

Don't think I know any blokes who could top that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Update on shagging neighbour*

After 2 hours of near constant orgasmic screaming this morning I text lucky neighbour to say "Ffs woman stop shagging!"

Her reply "He found my g spot, haven't cum like that in 9 years"!!

Whilst I'm extremely happy for her.. they've been at it again this afternoon. Another hour of ooooooo ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh's and they've finally quit!

Lucky bitch

You need to do the same back in revenge

Don't think I know any blokes who could top that

Nowt wrong with trying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAW after reading this thread I've decided I'm going round to my neighbour tomorrow to make sure she never ever moves!

We get on like a house on fire. We see each other about once a fortnight when we have a catch up chat, a gossip and a good laugh! She even apologises when her grandchildren come to stay in case they've made a noise

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Update on shagging neighbour*

After 2 hours of near constant orgasmic screaming this morning I text lucky neighbour to say "Ffs woman stop shagging!"

Her reply "He found my g spot, haven't cum like that in 9 years"!!

Whilst I'm extremely happy for her.. they've been at it again this afternoon. Another hour of ooooooo ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh's and they've finally quit!

Lucky bitch

You need to do the same back in revenge

Don't think I know any blokes who could top that

Nowt wrong with trying though

My current fun buddy is very trying.. expecting baked goods, me dressing up as a witch (I thought he was being kinky, turns out he's just a bit.. odd) and the most heinous.. he likes country and western music!!!

I'd get rid, but he's a damn good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get rid, but he's a damn good shag

A witch? What did you do, paint your face green and move in to a pink windmill with a flightless bird?

Nothing wrong with a bit of c&w

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a very strange neighbor who when we see him just shouts the weather at us, also everytime we come out the front of the house he opens his door like 3 inches to see what we are doing. It used to really annoy me but I find it funny now so I've started doing the same to him

god i thought mine was a weirdo lol

what do the other neighbours think with you pair shouting the weather at each other lol lovely profile by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One Side are Jehovas Witness.. very nice but always trying to save my soul. ... the other side is a hag who once called the council because my bins were touching her fence and my dandelions were blowing into her lawn. "

you are the devil incarnate lol

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"WAW after reading this thread I've decided I'm going round to my neighbour tomorrow to make sure she never ever moves!

lol"

Same here, gay couple one side who we go out with/have dinner with/get pissed with on a regular basis and a great young couple the other side with who we mutually decided to get rid of the garden fence to save the bother of leaning over it to chat and drink with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one up stairs wow what a woman amazing i have often thought i really wouldnt mind exploring that hot sexy olive skinned body and got another that been here 20 years thinks she owns the building and can tell people what to do and no 1 gets on with her

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