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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would just like to say how sorry i am for making it public knowledge of your shenanigans last night

I am deeply ashamed of my indiscretion and i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me - once Ryans' arse has stopped gaping and Obis' friction burnt cock has recovered of course!

I will also promise to not sell any Bluray DVD's to any forum member and will keep the details of the next scene between you two under wraps (like i said - this was Brokeback, not Bareback!)

I shall now leave you both in peace to come to terms with your recent life changing experiences and hope your denial phases don't cause you too much pain (in either sense!)

Your truly,

Please (forgive) Me X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would just like to say how sorry i am for making it public knowledge of your shenanigans last night

I am deeply ashamed of my indiscretion and i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me - once Ryans' arse has stopped gaping and Obis' friction burnt cock has recovered of course!

I will also promise to not sell any Bluray DVD's to any forum member and will keep the details of the next scene between you two under wraps (like i said - this was Brokeback, not Bareback!)

I shall now leave you both in peace to come to terms with your recent life changing experiences and hope your denial phases don't cause you too much pain (in either sense!)

Your truly,

Please (forgive) Me X"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much for the dvd???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd??? "

Now now - i have made a promise!

It would be completely inappropriate of me to suggest people make me offers . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd??? "

Wanna go halfs i will buy pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd???

Wanna go halfs i will buy pringles "

Ill buy the drinks x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"How much for the dvd???

Wanna go halfs i will buy pringles

Ill buy the drinks x"

I'll supply the counselling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo’er get a load of those two closet honky-tonks,,, Oh my-my I never saw that one coming....

Hey, Saddle-up.....and lets ride'em cowboy's,,,

hi-ho silver away,,,,,,,,, giddy-up there,,,, there's no bucking this guy off,,,

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

No hard feelings whatsoever. I used an arse double. Dave Ewings not looking too clever this morning though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I want a front row seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No hard feelings whatsoever. I used an arse double. Dave Ewings not looking too clever this morning though "

Haha poor Dave - can I make him better please!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"No hard feelings whatsoever. I used an arse double. Dave Ewings not looking too clever this morning though

Haha poor Dave - can I make him better please! "

He's now known as Gandalf due to his exceptionally large sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No hard feelings whatsoever. I used an arse double. Dave Ewings not looking too clever this morning though

Haha poor Dave - can I make him better please!

He's now known as Gandalf due to his exceptionally large sleeve"

Or Cow Pat Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Awaits Lord of the (sore) rings jokes"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"*Awaits Lord of the (sore) rings jokes" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


" "

Aw, Dave's put a self portrait up after some unexpected anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw, Dave's put a self portrait up after some unexpected anal "

Last thing I remember was Obi saying " does this smell like chloroform too you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bid you a tenner

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu


"How much for the dvd???

Now now - i have made a promise!

It would be completely inappropriate of me to suggest people make me offers . . .

"

Would bribery or blackmail work? Lol.

Aww you should let us all see the BluRay.

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu


"*Awaits Lord of the (sore) rings jokes" "

Is Bored In The Rings the sequel to Bareback Mounting?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't worry, we won't pester you to sell the dvd.

Oooh, just a thought...

How about a forum ladies film night?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Advice for JustRyan: Use a tampon to ram up ya arse to prevent seepage issues. I know, I read it in a magazine in Hove train station.

Advice for Obi: buy some leather chaps and grow a moustache. I know these things, I shop at Waitrose in Brighton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd??? "

i will pay double haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in 3D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd???

Wanna go halfs i will buy pringles

Ill buy the drinks x

I'll supply the counselling "

Is that counselling for them or for us watching it?!

P.s. do you have it on Betamax?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it in 3D "

It can be!

Though those copies will come with a warning - Giant cocks jump out to poke you and gaping arses try to suck you in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

family viewing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it in 3D

It can be!

Though those copies will come with a warning - Giant cocks jump out to poke you and gaping arses try to suck you in! "

Lets not over exaggerate the size Fox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd??? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it in 3D

It can be!

Though those copies will come with a warning - Giant cocks jump out to poke you and gaping arses try to suck you in!

Lets not over exaggerate the size Fox! "

3D makes things bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd???

Wanna go halfs i will buy pringles

Ill buy the drinks x

I'll supply the counselling

Is that counselling for them or for us watching it?!

P.s. do you have it on Betamax?"

Well since we'll have a good view of the inside of Ryan's arse I think it should be for us!

Not that its a bad arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/07/13 17:01:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise you may well be walking home from Birmingham tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You realise you may well be walking home from Birmingham tonight!!

"

Me?!

I wrote you both an apology - what else do you want?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"is it in 3D "

You'll be thankful of the glasses then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it in 3D

You'll be thankful of the glasses then "

I suppose you could lose an eye from worse things

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"is it in 3D

You'll be thankful of the glasses then

I suppose you could lose an eye from worse things "

I'd prefer to see the live action national tour....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's a DVD now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a DVD now? "

Yep!

Available on Bluray, 3D & Megamax

Though I have promised not to distribute to anyone on the forums . . . though if someone were to black mail I would simply have no choice but to agree to their demands

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I think you only promised not to sell it, free distribution shouldn't be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much for the dvd???

Now now - i have made a promise!

It would be completely inappropriate of me to suggest people make me offers . . .

"

Or copies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video "

I knew there was another one, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

Right, we are at the stage of the porn being left in my pawn shop where it will be safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video

I knew there was another one, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

Right, we are at the stage of the porn being left in my pawn shop where it will be safe."

Til there's a suspicious fire and the place burns to the ground!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video

I knew there was another one, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

Right, we are at the stage of the porn being left in my pawn shop where it will be safe.

Til there's a suspicious fire and the place burns to the ground! "

Good thing I have the hard drive still

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video

I knew there was another one, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

Right, we are at the stage of the porn being left in my pawn shop where it will be safe.

Til there's a suspicious fire and the place burns to the ground! "

You'd lose your mankini as well then.

Has Ryan tried on your mankini? Do you get your suits mixed up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since the other thread got filled . . .

Where were we on the bids for that video

I knew there was another one, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

Right, we are at the stage of the porn being left in my pawn shop where it will be safe.

Til there's a suspicious fire and the place burns to the ground!

You'd lose your mankini as well then.

Has Ryan tried on your mankini? Do you get your suits mixed up?"

Sharing clothes already?! Must be love!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ah shit here we go again. Surely I don't have to fill this thread up again to close it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would just like to say how sorry i am for making it public knowledge of your shenanigans last night

I am deeply ashamed of my indiscretion and i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me - once Ryans' arse has stopped gaping and Obis' friction burnt cock has recovered of course!

I will also promise to not sell any Bluray DVD's to any forum member and will keep the details of the next scene between you two under wraps (like i said - this was Brokeback, not Bareback!)

I shall now leave you both in peace to come to terms with your recent life changing experiences and hope your denial phases don't cause you too much pain (in either sense!)

Your truly,

Please (forgive) Me X"

Lmao @ this !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah shit here we go again. Surely I don't have to fill this thread up again to close it "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

bump

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"bump "

Has being plucked left you thinking about the pair of them again?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"bump "

Nawty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the op as I can't be bothered to read the whole thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is funnier the second time around!

Ryan, has your arse recovered yet? Obi bought Blake a hippo once and it has an anal gape now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the op as I can't be bothered to read the whole thread "

It was Please Me's first profile, we've been talking about it in Canada and laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread must die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must die! "

why it's gonna come back and haunt u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the op as I can't be bothered to read the whole thread

It was Please Me's first profile, we've been talking about it in Canada and laughing!"

Thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This thread must die! "

This one goes and then another erection is coaxed into being.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

whoever thought of this is a absolute legend . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whoever thought of this is gonna get a sore arse this weekend . . . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whoever thought of this is gonna get a sore arse this weekend . . . "

worse than Ryan's?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"whoever thought of this is gonna get a sore arse this weekend . . . "

Why wait? She is right next to you.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fuckas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckas "

No, that's what you two were

or should I say are - since part 2 will be cuming soon

*literally, in your arse, again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so which one is being the Organ 8======D~~ Grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol so which one is being the Organ 8======D~~ Grinder "

Obi gives, Ryan receives

Although change isn't always bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope Ryan remembers his rubber ring to help with sitting down afterwards

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fuckas

No, that's what you two were

or should I say are - since part 2 will be cuming soon

*literally, in your arse, again "

There are still 100 posts to be had here. You don't need to use up more internet paper and ink yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan and Obi sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan and Obi sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G "

Now ladies are you saying you would not like to be in the middle of that combination, I think it would be fun as long as I hot to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a picture has been made dedicated to this story I thought I best Bump it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"After a picture has been made dedicated to this story I thought I best Bump it "

Does this mean you are Brokeback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a picture has been made dedicated to this story I thought I best Bump it

Does this mean you are Brokeback?

"

No, but I can provide a mountain or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22298

if either of you need help dealing with your new feelings . . .

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You're obsessed woman!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Would all those disposed to the disposition of Ryan please send me a private message in the next few days. Thank you.

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