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Words of wisdom from grandparents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When the soles of your shoes wear out son .You will be back on your feet

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't screw over the tax man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its not the cough that carrys you off

Its the coffin they carry you off in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he who laughs last, laughs longest

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I miss my grandparents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You allways know your friends but you never know your enemys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can you do when your wellies leak?

It will be a pig's foot in the morning.

When the wind changes, you'll stick like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the cough that carrys you off

Its the coffin they carry you off in "

Ahhhh my nan always used this but I never had a clue what she meant lol. Thanks for reminding me of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my Grandad spotted someone with bandy legs he'd always say " they'd never stop a pig in a corridor". Totally random bless him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mutton dressed has lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend in need.........

is a bloody pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"when i left door open allways said "was thou born in feild ". Or " Put wood in hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when rushing a decision my grandad allways told the sam story. A bull and his son stood on top of a hill looking down on a herd of cows ..The son looks at his dad and says " Shall we run down the hill dad and f..k one of those cows ? ..Dad looks down at his son and says " Why dont we walk down son and f..k them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my Grandad spotted someone with bandy legs he'd always say " they'd never stop a pig in a corridor". Totally random bless him."

Was he a Scouser? Up here it used to be

a common saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay down with a dog and you get up with a flea

A stranger should always act a little strange

A cat can look at a queen

If yoy ever have a daughter christen her Marigold - and hope she does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss my grandparents, specially my dad's dad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When asking whats for tea .. Windmill pie .If it goes round you"ll get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put things like that in your mouth...

Or when I tried to get one over on my grandad:

it'll take a knight in shining armour not a lop on crutches

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

When seeing a pregnant woman - I know what she's been doing!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not my grandparent but he is to the boys always says an empty house is better than a bad tenant about farting.

My maternal grandmother, a very religious and god-fearing woman, told me that living with someone you don't love is living in sin, not living with someone you love out of wedlock. Although she did follow this with but if you love why not get married?

My paternal grandmother just used to say 'girl, you're so fat' no other meaning attached.

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Take every day as it your last cause one day you will be right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fish and visitors start to stink after 3 days

If a baby is happy .Dont try to make it happier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat others as you expect to ne treated yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill never forget what my granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket

He said "Ash, watch how far I can kick this bucket"

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when you get a girlfriend, every time you get a bit of hanky panky, put a dried pea in a jar.

when you get married, every time you get a bit, take a pea out of the jar.

you will never empty the jar son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you get a girlfriend, every time you get a bit of hanky panky, put a dried pea in a jar.

when you get married, every time you get a bit, take a pea out of the jar.

you will never empty the jar son "

Like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.

Learn to cut your nails with your left hand in case you lose your right arm.

When asked where are we going by me and my sister, the answer would be 'out of my mind, do you want to come?'

The ever famous children should be seen and not heard.

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