FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys "incidents"

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just chatting to a friend on FB messenger and heard one of the funniest things I've heard in a while....

Her:- Got quite an amusing story actually...

Me:- oooooo go on...

Her:- Haha! He went home first to get a bottle of wine, some whiskey and his dildo. Apparently when he was coming out of his house he fell and smashed the wine. Anyway, when he got here he told me he must have left the dildo in the taxi OR left it on the floor near his neighbours when he fell. Anyway I messaged him earlier to ask him if he'd found it and he said yes, somebody had put it next to his door! Hahaha!

By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Hilarious did it have a name tag on it pmsl

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hilarious did it have a name tag on it pmsl"

lol nah

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once found my nans butt plug by accident. Sooooo embarrassing.