FabSwingers.com forum: Brokeback mountain

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is on tonight, I will stay awake to watch it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have match sticks at the ready

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

which channel is it on?

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

I knew what was going to happen, but still found it a bit shocking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"which channel is it on?"

More 4 at 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Oi I would pay to watch that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I really enjoyed it but I don't have a burning urge to see the film again. I need something light and frothy this evening. It's too hot for intense emotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol"

Thats good - Obi is a 'giver' in general

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I knew what was going to happen, but still found it a bit shocking....

Do you get to see two cowboys having sex?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol"

I think they should be in their suits. Which mountain should we abandon them on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed it but I don't have a burning urge to see the film again. I need something light and frothy this evening. It's too hot for intense emotion."

I have only seen the end of it so hopefully I will see the start of it tonight.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol"

Do one, ya welsh sex pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol

I think they should be in their suits. Which mountain should we abandon them on?"

No where too cold - wouldn't want anything to shrivel up at an awkward moment!!

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

"I knew what was going to happen, but still found it a bit shocking....

Do you get to see two cowboys having sex?

Yes, but I thought it would be more mutual, intimate even. One literally 'takes' the other....no foreplay, nothing....Just didn't expect it to be that way.....

Much better seeing 2 guys together for real - now thats horny entertainment

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol

I think they should be in their suits. Which mountain should we abandon them on?

No where too cold - wouldn't want anything to shrivel up at an awkward moment!!

We only really have proper mountains in Scotland and Wales. We could just send them up a nice hill with their tent and suits, I suppose.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I knew what was going to happen, but still found it a bit shocking....

Do you get to see two cowboys having sex?

Yes, but I thought it would be more mutual, intimate even. One literally 'takes' the other....no foreplay, nothing....Just didn't expect it to be that way.....

Much better seeing 2 guys together for real - now thats horny entertainment

That's on my bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Ryan would be the taker! Lol

I think they should be in their suits. Which mountain should we abandon them on?

No where too cold - wouldn't want anything to shrivel up at an awkward moment!!

We only really have proper mountains in Scotland and Wales. We could just send them up a nice hill with their tent and suits, I suppose."

There is a hill right by me - not too high so won't get cold and plenty of places to 'camp up' (boom boom!)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lickety! *casual wave*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee. "

Ryan may need to help him get the pole up - and stay up! - it's a very hands on job

Also Obi gets lazy after a while, so Ryan would need to ride him for a bit too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well ya all missed out, cos I stalked Ryan a couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

That would be pretty cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee.

Ryan may need to help him get the pole up - and stay up! - it's a very hands on job

Also Obi gets lazy after a while, so Ryan would need to ride him for a bit too

Oh yeah, and someone needs to stack the saddle bags with condoms!

This is 'Brokeback' not 'Bareback'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee.

Ryan may need to help him get the pole up - and stay up! - it's a very hands on job

Also Obi gets lazy after a while, so Ryan would need to ride him for a bit too

We could sit there with lamps to help them see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee.

Ryan may need to help him get the pole up - and stay up! - it's a very hands on job

Also Obi gets lazy after a while, so Ryan would need to ride him for a bit too

We could sit there with lamps to help them see

Lucky for Ryan he only has one hole there so it shouldn't be too hard for him to find - then again Obi may make another for him . . .

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is on tonight, I will stay awake to watch it all.

Never seen it.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I always call this film Bareback Mount Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let's see, Obi would get the pole up, Ryan would get pegged out and Obi would ride him rodeo? Or what?

I'm actually a trifle more interested in knowing if the guy ropes are glow in the dark cos if they are not, one of them might trip and tumble down the hill and might graze his knee.

Ryan may need to help him get the pole up - and stay up! - it's a very hands on job

Also Obi gets lazy after a while, so Ryan would need to ride him for a bit too

We could sit there with lamps to help them see

Lucky for Ryan he only has one hole there so it shouldn't be too hard for him to find - then again Obi may make another for him . . .

Got the giggles big time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm off for beer I'm feeling a little queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off for beer I'm feeling a little queasy

Okey Doke - we'll set the scene ready for when you get back

Just avoid too many of those beans!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm off for beer I'm feeling a little queasy

Man up! Don't you recall the thread where you did a drive by vegetable attack on me? If you can do that, you can surely hear the banjo a-playin', saddle up, piggy!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm off for beer I'm feeling a little queasy

Man up! Don't you recall the thread where you did a drive by vegetable attack on me? If you can do that, you can surely hear the banjo a-playin', saddle up, piggy! "

Eeek, eeek, eeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

Just hope he doesn't bring any 'gadgets' and go Anal DP on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

And marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback mountian is ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

As long as they don't belong to zombies I will be fine

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

As long as they don't belong to zombies I will be fine

Speaking of zombies, Shaun of the dead is in ITV 2 at 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Moody ignore all this nonsense on your thread. I hope it doesn't give you nightmares. You know what your like before bedtime. You will be getting terrible visions of gaping bum holes

And marrows

I think not,,,as its bareback mountain, not only will it be gaping, but dripping as well. I know this. I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

working himself up into a frenzy, you mean.... Check his 'not quite so secret as he would lead us all to believe' gay porn stash (under the bed, left handside, under the used panties) and see if anythings missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is on tonight, I will stay awake to watch it all.

Very well made film... One of my favs, and of course Heath Ledger's in it... yummy!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

He has been getting rather excited about the post arriving lately

And come to think of it his boot has been fuller than usual!

No pun intented

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

He has been getting rather excited about the post arriving lately

And come to think of it his boot has been fuller than usual!

No pun intented

Ask him this: "Have you ever, intentionally or unintentionally, read, perused or otherwise shown an interest in any forum post in which the character who has recently and suspiciously tried to hide behind a new name and is now known as 'justryan' (soon to be changed again to 'justryanandonoccasionobiinatent') ?

Buy him a Marrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

He has been getting rather excited about the post arriving lately

And come to think of it his boot has been fuller than usual!

No pun intented

Buy him a Marrow.

Na - he'd want to use it on Ryan in the tent! I'm not sure poor Ryan would be able to take a DP from Obi

And i knew the bastard was more interested in someone else lately!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

He has been getting rather excited about the post arriving lately

And come to think of it his boot has been fuller than usual!

No pun intented

Buy him a Marrow.

Na - he'd want to use it on Ryan in the tent! I'm not sure poor Ryan would be able to take a DP from Obi

And i knew the bastard was more interested in someone else lately!!

Don't fret...he's at 'work'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obi really shouldn't let me loose on the forums whilst he's working

Sssh!

I didn't tell you about that - remember!

Check out those odd ebay purchases for stirrups, the Elton John and YMCA CD's and the 'Woody' cowboy doll....

He has been getting rather excited about the post arriving lately

And come to think of it his boot has been fuller than usual!

No pun intented

Buy him a Marrow.

Na - he'd want to use it on Ryan in the tent! I'm not sure poor Ryan would be able to take a DP from Obi

And i knew the bastard was more interested in someone else lately!!

Don't fret...he's at 'work'

And Ryan has 'gone for a beer' . . .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So, Ryan and Obi will be in a tent up a hill near PleaseMe with glow in the dark guy ropes, lots of condoms but no marrows. Currently Obi is "working" and Ryan is "having a beer". Have I understood the plot of this film so far?

So, now we have to watch to see if they act shifty and a bit snappy on their return before they admit they love each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, Ryan and Obi will be in a tent up a hill near PleaseMe with glow in the dark guy ropes, lots of condoms but no marrows. Currently Obi is "working" and Ryan is "having a beer". Have I understood the plot of this film so far?

So, now we have to watch to see if they act shifty and a bit snappy on their return before they admit they love each other."

, this is why you got to love the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, now we have to watch to see if they act shifty and a bit snappy on their return before they admit they love each other."

Near enough!

I decided to leave the horses out of the story - just incase things got a bit 'too' heated up there

I'm sure they will be discreet about it on their return, they wouldn't want to upset any fans and make them jealous!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Near enough!

I decided to leave the horses out of the story - just incase things got a bit 'too' heated up there

I'm sure they will be discreet about it on their return, they wouldn't want to upset any fans and make them jealous!

Or, get a whole new set of fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near enough!

I decided to leave the horses out of the story - just incase things got a bit 'too' heated up there

I'm sure they will be discreet about it on their return, they wouldn't want to upset any fans and make them jealous!

Or, get a whole new set of fans.

Like they say - 'all publicity' . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So was it good??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires..."

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

Oh! - so you would prefer men now?

Ryan must be a God in the tent . . .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]"

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hark at you lot trying to pimp obi out lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

Yes!

Make it Rihanna and you've got a deal!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hark at you lot trying to pimp obi out lol.."

Funny thing is, he seems to be resisting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hark at you lot trying to pimp obi out lol.."

Im aloud

Plus it's fun!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hark at you lot trying to pimp obi out lol..

Funny thing is, he seems to be resisting!

He is a fussy fucker ain't he...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hark at you lot trying to pimp obi out lol..

Funny thing is, he seems to be resisting!

He is a fussy fucker ain't he...

Apparently so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

Yes!

Make it Rihanna and you've got a deal!!

She's not quite as manly as i was looking for to get away with the 'Brokeback Mountain' idea

Stop trying to play 'Mr Cool' - just accept it with Ryan and we can move on to the next scenario

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Interesting (said in pseudo therapist voice)... I offer the whole bottle of JD Honey as an extension of a previous apology and the subject interprets it as payment to "bat for the other side" in his words. Hmmmm....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Interesting (said in pseudo therapist voice)... I offer the whole bottle of JD Honey as an extension of a previous apology and the subject interprets it as payment to "bat for the other side" in his words. Hmmmm...."

Methinks he doth protest too much...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methinks he doth protest too much...

He's in denial - he'll accept things soon enough if we keep giving him encouragement

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt. "

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it."

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !!

For what they are missing and denying themselves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !!

For what they are missing and denying themselves?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !!

For what they are missing and denying themselves?"

I hasten to add - I've never actually seen the film!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

Yes!

Make it Rihanna and you've got a deal!!

She's not quite as manly as i was looking for to get away with the 'Brokeback Mountain' idea

Stop trying to play 'Mr Cool' - just accept it with Ryan and we can move on to the next scenario

And what scenario is that ? I'm rather enjoying this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I don't mean in a perverted way.. I mean the warped sense of humour way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"And I don't mean in a perverted way.. I mean the warped sense of humour way

And that's not perverted how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I don't mean in a perverted way.. I mean the warped sense of humour way

And that's not perverted how?

Damn ! I've been caught out

it did give me the giggles big time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !! :-

Scared!

It's scenes like that that make one pleased proper 'in ya face' 3D TV isn't out properly yet. The alien chest buster would be more welcoming.

I'm assuming Ryan is walking bow-legged today an Obi's 'saddlebags' are empty.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pops in just to day I really really enjoyed film. Ended up with a tear in my eye. Pops off again. Sorry to interrupt.

I'm glad you enjoyed the entire film. I cried when I saw it.

I'm sure there was a tear in the eye of many men during the 'tent scene' !! :-

Scared!

It's scenes like that that make one pleased proper 'in ya face' 3D TV isn't out properly yet. The alien chest buster would be more welcoming.

I'm assuming Ryan is walking bow-legged today an Obi's 'saddlebags' are empty.

Ryan is avoiding us - as to be expected until he comes to terms with his recent experience.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ryan is avoiding us - as to be expected until he comes to terms with his recent experience."

I refuse to read the rest of the thread from where I did a runner. It's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan is avoiding us - as to be expected until he comes to terms with his recent experience.

I refuse to read the rest of the thread from where I did a runner. It's just wrong

So funny though

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu

"Its one of the films I keep meaning to watch.. Are you sure you will be able to stay awake

I still think my idea (from the movies avatar challenge) of a certain two forumites doing a picture remake of the tent scene should be done - just not in their trade mark suits, obviously!

Oi I would pay to watch that

Is this version of Bareback Mounting available on BluRay?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

Yes!

Make it Rihanna and you've got a deal!!

**keeps an eye out for disappearance of Justryan and appearance of Ryanna**

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"See what happens when I step away from the forums for a while!!

Ryan - you're perfectly safe - there's only one arse going to be encountering the flat of my hand tonight!

Exhibiting all the signs we expected. Ryan avoiding you. You acting as though nothing happened and deflecting attention and redirecting your desires...

Told ya

Always 'Mr Cool' about it all after

Women!! Meh!!!!

You're ready to abandon the "comforts" of a woman after just one night with Ryan. Wow!

[I suspect I'm going to have to give you the whole bottle of JD Honey at the end of the month at this rate.]

I am not going to start 'batting for the other side' for a mere bottle of JD Honey!!

Even if we smother Ryan in Chocolate cake, hook on some doughnuts and top him off with B&J ice-cream?

Yes!

Make it Rihanna and you've got a deal!!

**keeps an eye out for disappearance of Justryan and appearance of Ryanna**"

I'm all out of name changes from when I was a stalker /-D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brokeback Mountain and Calvin Klein ads are the two most important cultural icons for encouraging men to admit a bi side. Once women started making it clear they wouldn't mind seeing them with another guy in the same way as most men like seeing two women at it, WOW! And already bi and gay men have reaped the benefit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does this mean Ryan & Obi will be getting more meets from there starring roles?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

Anything i can do to make it up to you?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

Anything i can do to make it up to you?

Yea take em all on a day trip to Obi's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

Anything i can do to make it up to you?

Yea take em all on a day trip to Obi's house

Sure thing!

I know he's free Friday night - shouldn't be hard to find a company willing to hire several buses out . . .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?"

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

Ooh this thread's live again!

Ride him cowboy!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?

Nope!

Why don't you give each other a wink? Just as a little warm up hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?

Nope!

Why don't you give each other a wink? Just as a little warm up hello."

Get in there son!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?

Nope!

Why don't you give each other a wink?

Just as a little warm up hello."

I messaged him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else ever wonder why it wasnt called Blokeback Mountain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else ever wonder why it wasnt called Blokeback Mountain?"

Well he was a little rough when he took him . . .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Anyone else ever wonder why it wasnt called Blokeback Mountain?

Well he was a little rough when he took him . . .

Broke his back

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men. "

Fantastic ! Pick a more suitable challenge next time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men.

Fantastic ! Pick a more suitable challenge next time

The challenge you now have best chance of winning is called 'arse echo'...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men.

Fantastic ! Pick a more suitable challenge next time

You've really worked the look though. It's a stunning image and I am sure I'm not the only woman thinking how desirable you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men.

Fantastic ! Pick a more suitable challenge next time

The challenge you now have best chance of winning is called 'arse echo'...

HELLO! Hello! hello! hello . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

It may be the current avatar. The bit I didn't tell you was that the original image is the centrefold of a calendar from a gay photographer and sold to a lot of gay men.

Fantastic ! Pick a more suitable challenge next time

You've really worked the look though. It's a stunning image and I am sure I'm not the only woman thinking how desirable you look."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

"
Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

See that's the best bit for me I love it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

C'mon Ben pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

Why?"

no idea why! Weird eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ? "

Nope just men. Don't ask me to explain it either because I can't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ? "

depends if the were both wearing strap ons!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

The programming is strong in you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

Nope just men. Don't ask me to explain it either because I can't lol"

Lol I won't. Won't ask you to kiss obi then either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

depends if the were both wearing strap ons!

I have one , coooooeeee any other ladies got a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

depends if the were both wearing strap ons!

I have one , coooooeeee any other ladies got a strap on

now where did I put the goose grease and poppers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

depends if the were both wearing strap ons!

I have one , coooooeeee any other ladies got a strap on

now where did I put the goose grease and poppers

Hurry up and find them otherwise I'm going in dry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

REALLY , right I now need to guys to kiss in front of Ryan for me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

Come and lay down on my chaise longue. We'll get to the bottom of this in no time.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

REALLY , right I now need to guys to kiss in front of Ryan for me

Boak ...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

Come and lay down on my chaise longue. We'll get to the bottom of this in no time."

You're not putting any of that hypno rubbish on me to try and make me like it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

Come and lay down on my chaise longue. We'll get to the bottom of this in no time.

You're not putting any of that hypno rubbish on me to try and make me like it. "

I don't do hypno rubbish and I wouldn't try and make you like it. I would make is preferable to the strap on though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is how strongly I feel - I would rather take a strap on than watch two blokes kiss.

Jesus, I need therapy now

Come and lay down on my chaise longue. We'll get to the bottom of this in no time.

You're not putting any of that hypno rubbish on me to try and make me like it. "

He doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its weird. I love a bit of cock, but hate watching men kiss!

That actually turns my stomach

Would it do the same if it was two woman ?

depends if the were both wearing strap ons!

I have one , coooooeeee any other ladies got a strap on

now where did I put the goose grease and poppers

Hurry up and find them otherwise I'm going in dry

What, with my haemmoroids? You sadist!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I must say *barging in and elbowing GBen to one side* I kissed a man once just to try it. Don't think I will again. My face got ripped to bits with his stubble "oh ya, steve, I'm clean-shaven"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I must say *barging in and elbowing GBen to one side* I kissed a man once just to try it. Don't think I will again. My face got ripped to bits with his stubble "oh ya, steve, I'm clean-shaven"

Know you know what we sensitive laydees go through.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I must say *barging in and elbowing GBen to one side* I kissed a man once just to try it. Don't think I will again. My face got ripped to bits with his stubble "oh ya, steve, I'm clean-shaven"

Know you know what we sensitive laydees go through."

I always make sure my face is very smooth before a meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say *barging in and elbowing GBen to one side* I kissed a man once just to try it. Don't think I will again. My face got ripped to bits with his stubble "oh ya, steve, I'm clean-shaven"

I bet it didn't stop you sucking his cock though!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say *barging in and elbowing GBen to one side* I kissed a man once just to try it. Don't think I will again. My face got ripped to bits with his stubble "oh ya, steve, I'm clean-shaven"

I bet it didn't stop you sucking his cock though!

How could you say such a thing about sweet, innocent Stevey!!! . . .

He CLEARLY took him deep throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?"

Thank you, Dolly Levi!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bloody hope not. I've had every gay in the village winking me lately

I'm not gay but if you want winking

Have you met JohnnyBrighton, BrightonSteve?

Thank you, Dolly Levi!"

I'm singing now. Let me know if I need to get a new hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay film I mean its crap.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gay film I mean its crap.

Some people liked it, and not just gay people at that. I didn't think of it as a gay film but then I don't think of other films as straight films either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gay film I mean its crap.

I think it's a lovely film showing the real power of human emotions. I shed a tear at it and would watch it all over again

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Gay film I mean its crap.

I think it's a lovely film showing the real power of human emotions. I shed a tear at it and would watch it all over again

Certainly made my eyes water

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gay film I mean its crap.

I think it's a lovely film showing the real power of human emotions. I shed a tear at it and would watch it all over again

Certainly made my eyes water"
......with that 'it could be me' wander lust

I thought it was a duff movie too. Nowhere near enough shooting. Much prefer The Goid, The Bad and the ugly and that was a 3sum (in the extended directors cut)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh for goids sake! Fumble fingers! Goid=Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay film I mean its crap.

I think it's a lovely film showing the real power of human emotions. I shed a tear at it and would watch it all over again

Certainly made my eyes water"

With Obi in your arse I'm not surprised - i know the feeling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay film I mean its crap.

Perhaps you should change your username to Enjoysexaslongasit'sstraight242...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay film I mean its crap.

I think it's a lovely film showing the real power of human emotions. I shed a tear at it and would watch it all over again

Certainly made my eyes water"

Some of it made Jake Gyllenhaal's eyes water too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought I'd share the update

Obi has now seen the footage from his and Ryan's iconic scene - and there wasn't much resisting!

I say this as his exact words were "I'm not watching it" shortly followed by his eyes glued to the tv screen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd share the update

Obi has now seen the footage from his and Ryan's iconic scene - and there wasn't much resisting!

I say this as his exact words were "I'm not watching it" shortly followed by his eyes glued to the tv screen!!

"Glued" shut!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just thought I'd share the update

Obi has now seen the footage from his and Ryan's iconic scene - and there wasn't much resisting!

I say this as his exact words were "I'm not watching it" shortly followed by his eyes glued to the tv screen!!

"Glued" shut!

Like my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd share the update

Obi has now seen the footage from his and Ryan's iconic scene - and there wasn't much resisting!

I say this as his exact words were "I'm not watching it" shortly followed by his eyes glued to the tv screen!!

"Glued" shut!

After I pointed out you were watching it

Denial is the first stage dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd share the update

Obi has now seen the footage from his and Ryan's iconic scene - and there wasn't much resisting!

I say this as his exact words were "I'm not watching it" shortly followed by his eyes glued to the tv screen!!

"Glued" shut!

Like my bum"

Were you a little 'stretched'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I see the film please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I see the film please

The original or Obi & Ryans remake?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to see the obi and Ryan version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

J - you'll be married to a millionaire and have popped out a dozen sprogs before that ever happens!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there."

Porn in a pawn shop?

That's confusing!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there.

Porn in a pawn shop?

That's confusing!"

Just let them amuse themselves for another 7 posts Obi

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there.

Porn in a pawn shop?

That's confusing!

Just let them amuse themselves for another 7 posts Obi

We like amusing you two. Plus you know you will make it another 10 posts with your sneaky ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the obi and Ryan version

Available to the highest bidder!

*or the one with the most blackmail material!!

Just leave it in my pawn shop, it'll be safe there.

Porn in a pawn shop?

That's confusing!

Just let them amuse themselves for another 7 posts Obi

What you mean so it hits 175 and vanishes forever?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Exactly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Mean

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ryobi lurves in the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to quote Barry Scott......

"Bang! And the dirt is gone!"

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