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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Game inspired by the 2 phone sex topics...

Let's have phone sex on the forums. Only rules.

No more than 5 words

This topic must read like a transcript, between 2 people, from start to finish

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Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Ring

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, how are you?"

Sorry, I've already cum

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 12/07/13 16:19:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello so you decided to call

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, you first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bikini bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spongebob uniform

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Pinch your nipples

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

What colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red hmmm

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Tell me about your mother....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Tell me about your mother...."

She's dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall i play ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall i play ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are clearly shit at phone sex .......never phone me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nt yet

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Does anyone know how to extract a phone?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Does anyone know how to extract a phone?"

Is it on vibrate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah its not really working

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Does anyone know how to extract a phone?

Is it on vibrate?"

Yes, stop texting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex .......never phone me up!"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You say goodbye first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex .......never phone me up!"

Even if I offer to sing you a song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry im naked u'll have to speak up

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Is that your vibrator I can hear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex .......never phone me up!

Even if I offer to sing you a song? "

oi ive requested you do that to me.. pfftt

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By *oth-wayMan
over a year ago

notts derby


"Pinch your nipples"

Ok if you put your hand in your pants..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you using baby oil ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you using baby oil ? "

No it’s the juice from a jar of pickled Gurkin's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you using baby oil ?

No it’s the juice from a jar of pickled Gurkin's "

Get one of the gherkin ....

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Pinch your nipples

Ok if you put your hand in your pants.."

There already dirty boy lol

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By *oth-wayMan
over a year ago

notts derby


"Pinch your nipples

Ok if you put your hand in your pants..

There already dirty boy lol"

your so horny you've got it throbbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are your tits."

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?"

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse "

"Hi! My name's Chuck, I'm not here to sell you anything!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

"Hi! My name's Chuck, I'm not here to sell you anything!""

But have you got double glazing?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

nah tripple glazing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"nah tripple glazing "

better than nipple glazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about cock gazing?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"

better than nipple glazing..."

do you do free test drives ..never tried that before ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao this is funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hw u doing

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Oh god yeah

.....

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse "

Ppi has claimed your arse? Dunno if we can get that back for you but we are THE premier ppi claims company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

Ppi has claimed your arse? Dunno if we can get that back for you but we are THE premier ppi claims company! "

Are you from Swansea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, back to the pickles.

Have You ever wanked off a shetland pony into a jar of branston?

Or even Asda brown pickle ( small chunks ) ?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Never been asked that on the phone before, makes me crave double glazing salesmen!

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