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"Ju said she'd take you to Lego land but you'd have to buy her lunch. And no funny business either. " I love Legoland. Can I come too? I'd get us a bag of donuts.  | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10.. "Love this game. Bet you can't find me. | |||
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"Ju said she'd take you to Lego land but you'd have to buy her lunch. And no funny business either. I love Legoland. Can I come too? I'd get us a bag of donuts. "Nice one. I prefer Percy Ingles to Krispey Creams. | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me. "Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray... | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10.. "You'll never find me  | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
You'll never find me "Are you hiding in the dressing-up box? | |||
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"OP...have you tried posting a thread in the Introduction forum where you’ve a better chance of hitting you target audience,,, Good luck,,,, "There's an introduction forum?
So just wading in and posting shite in any thread you fancy isn't the normal way of easing yourself in to the forums?  | |||
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"I can yes. I will however expect my time to be compensated for. (financially)" OP: don't listen to this guy. I was promised an Albanian woman, (no head scarf), a translated google message x 4 in which the last one would have a mobile number, a solid guarantee of a chance of a meet if I didn't use naughty words in the first 4 messages, and a condom (unused). I'm still waiting for my change from a fresh crisp £20 note I sent to a PO Box in Llandudno.  | |||
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"I can yes. I will however expect my time to be compensated for. (financially) OP: don't listen to this guy. I was promised an Albanian woman, (no head scarf), a translated google message x 4 in which the last one would have a mobile number, a solid guarantee of a chance of a meet if I didn't use naughty words in the first 4 messages, and a condom (unused). I'm still waiting for my change from a fresh crisp £20 note I sent to a PO Box in Llandudno. "You get what you pay for skinflint! | |||
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"I can yes. I will however expect my time to be compensated for. (financially) OP: don't listen to this guy. I was promised an Albanian woman, (no head scarf), a translated google message x 4 in which the last one would have a mobile number, a solid guarantee of a chance of a meet if I didn't use naughty words in the first 4 messages, and a condom (unused). I'm still waiting for my change from a fresh crisp £20 note I sent to a PO Box in Llandudno.
You get what you pay for skinflint! :-
p"I negotiated!!!!!!!!!!! And there was no need to send the 'har-de-har-har' postcard from Malaga  | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
You'll never find me
Are you hiding in the dressing-up box? "Don't be silly Soxy.... Everyone knows that's the first place you'd look...... and get distracted | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
You'll never find me
Are you hiding in the dressing-up box?
Don't be silly Soxy.... Everyone knows that's the first place you'd look...... and get distracted "haha..... OMG.... have I become that predictable ,,, lol | |||
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"I can yes. I will however expect my time to be compensated for. (financially) OP: don't listen to this guy. I was promised an Albanian woman, (no head scarf), a translated google message x 4 in which the last one would have a mobile number, a solid guarantee of a chance of a meet if I didn't use naughty words in the first 4 messages, and a condom (unused). I'm still waiting for my change from a fresh crisp £20 note I sent to a PO Box in Llandudno.
You get what you pay for skinflint! :-
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I negotiated!!!!!!!!!!! And there was no need to send the 'har-de-har-har' postcard from Malaga "Well, anyway, the OP PM'd me and we have entered into a verbal contract. | |||
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Is fine , thx "Ok - who can help you? Simple answer? Only yourself - unless you look at 'professional' options!! | |||
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Is fine , thx "I'm working on it as per our PM convo! | |||
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on. And why did the postcard have a picture of a man with a turd on his head? "Oh I just thought it was a nice hat. Need to get my eyes tested. | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me.
Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray... "I'm coming out now. I've got cramp from sitting in the cupboard under the stairs and I need a drink. Do I win ? | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me.
Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray...
I'm coming out now. I've got cramp from sitting in the cupboard under the stairs and I need a drink.
Do I win ? "OMG......but there isn't a cupboard under the stairs in Funky's time machine,,,... That’s actually the holding area where we impregnate trapped alien’s with funky's invisible glitter jiz….. Which it is now my duty to inform you that "glitter-jiz" is usually absorbed through the buttocks and the first sign of successful fertilisation is stiff knees and a ragging thirst… …. OMG OMG OMG you and Funky are having a baby...... OMG.... | |||
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"Hi, who can help me to find a girl to spend a good time with she ??????? Please Thx George" Let your profile and your ability to be sexually attractive do the work for you | |||
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"I may have to 'bump' this thread in years to come!! "I was thinking the same! | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me.
Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray...
I'm coming out now. I've got cramp from sitting in the cupboard under the stairs and I need a drink.
Do I win ?
OMG......but there isn't a cupboard under the stairs in Funky's time machine,,,...
That’s actually the holding area where we impregnate trapped alien’s with funky's invisible glitter jiz…..
Which it is now my duty to inform you that "glitter-jiz" is usually absorbed through the buttocks and the first sign of successful fertilisation is stiff knees and a ragging thirst… ….
OMG OMG OMG you and Funky are having a baby...... OMG.... "Oh calm down PAXO! Everyone knows incubation is a minimum 10 years b4 the little alien pops out by which time u will be a happily contented hausfrau with the patter of little soxys hanging off ya apronstrings!  | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. " I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. " Yikes..... Steve I wasn’t gonna mention the birth process .... but yeah.... it's kinda like you've described only fifty times more violent...  | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me.
Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray...
I'm coming out now. I've got cramp from sitting in the cupboard under the stairs and I need a drink.
Do I win ?
OMG......but there isn't a cupboard under the stairs in Funky's time machine,,,...
That’s actually the holding area where we impregnate trapped alien’s with funky's invisible glitter jiz…..
Which it is now my duty to inform you that "glitter-jiz" is usually absorbed through the buttocks and the first sign of successful fertilisation is stiff knees and a ragging thirst… ….
OMG OMG OMG you and Funky are having a baby...... OMG.... "Ahaa so my glitter jiz has finally taken. Excellent work Soxy. Soon my glitter based progeny will rule the Universe with there perfect shiny orange glitter bottoms muhahahahahahahahhhahhahaaaaahhahahhaaa | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft "Now listen here Dame Edna..... whats all this Judge Judy shizzle ya wittering on about? eh!.... I'll have you know,I really love's that strange lady.... she reminds me of you! | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft
Now listen here Dame Edna..... whats all this Judge Judy shizzle ya wittering on about? eh!....
I'll have you know,I really love's that strange lady.... she reminds me of you! "UGH IM HAVING A BUSY DOPPELGANGER WEEK. The other day my neighbor said I reminded her of Maggie Smith
Everybody join in for a chorus of.......
There is nothing like a dame!! | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft
Now listen here Dame Edna..... whats all this Judge Judy shizzle ya wittering on about? eh!....
I'll have you know,I really love's that strange lady.... she reminds me of you!
UGH IM HAVING A BUSY DOPPELGANGER WEEK. The other day my neighbor said I reminded her of Maggie Smith
Everybody join in for a chorus of.......
There is nothing like a dame!! "haha,,,,, hey Edna I like PAXO..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its almost like you and I are kindred spirits cast away on the folly of serendipity..... | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft
Now listen here Dame Edna..... whats all this Judge Judy shizzle ya wittering on about? eh!....
I'll have you know,I really love's that strange lady.... she reminds me of you!
UGH IM HAVING A BUSY DOPPELGANGER WEEK. The other day my neighbor said I reminded her of Maggie Smith
Everybody join in for a chorus of.......
There is nothing like a dame!!
haha,,,,, hey Edna I like PAXO..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its almost like you and I are kindred spirits cast away on the folly of serendipity..... "I thort it an appropriate corruption of soxy - as rumor has it you are a good stuffing and available everywhere Hahahahahaha  | |||
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"I don't think it's at all realistic to expect an alien baby to pop out, they always BURST out in a frenzy of ripped flesh and shattered ribs. I was merely trying to 'dumb down ' the well documented excruciating pain threshold but to quote judge Judy ' ya hada go open ya big fresh mouth ' (I love that phrase) and NOW EVERYONE will b aware of the gynaecological agonies of birthing aliens. Pft
Now listen here Dame Edna..... whats all this Judge Judy shizzle ya wittering on about? eh!....
I'll have you know,I really love's that strange lady.... she reminds me of you!
UGH IM HAVING A BUSY DOPPELGANGER WEEK. The other day my neighbor said I reminded her of Maggie Smith
Everybody join in for a chorus of.......
There is nothing like a dame!!
haha,,,,, hey Edna I like PAXO..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its almost like you and I are kindred spirits cast away on the folly of serendipity.....
I thort it an appropriate corruption of soxy - as rumor has it you are a good stuffing and available everywhere Hahahahahaha "hahahahhhahha | |||
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"Ohhhhhh I do like a game of hide and seek...... OK who wants to hide first... I'll start counting,,,,,, 1...2....3....4...5...6..7....8....9....ready or not here I come.... 10..
Love this game. Bet you can't find me.
Are you hiding in Funky's time machine... I can see foot-prints in the glitter tray...
I'm coming out now. I've got cramp from sitting in the cupboard under the stairs and I need a drink.
Do I win ?
OMG......but there isn't a cupboard under the stairs in Funky's time machine,,,...
That’s actually the holding area where we impregnate trapped alien’s with funky's invisible glitter jiz…..
Which it is now my duty to inform you that "glitter-jiz" is usually absorbed through the buttocks and the first sign of successful fertilisation is stiff knees and a ragging thirst… ….
OMG OMG OMG you and Funky are having a baby...... OMG.... "I feel violated and ever so slightly freaked. | |||
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